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Funny Quotations from Frosty the Snowman

Frosty the Snowman is an animated short comedy film about a group of children who help a living snowman escape a greedy magician. Frosty the Snowman was one of the first Christmas movies I remember watching. The film is what made many school children make snowmen and find a hat to put on his head. Below are some quotes from the movie.

Below you'll find some great and hilarious quotes from the children's Christmas movie Frosty the Snowman.

Frosty: Happy birthday! Hey, I said my first words. But... But snowmen can't talk. Ha ha ha, come on now, what's the joke? Could I really be alive?
Frosty: Uh, oh.
Karen: What's the matter, Frosty?
Frosty: Is there a thermometer around here?
Karen: Over there in the wall.
Frosty: [Looks at thermometer] I was afraid of that. The thermometer is turning reddish. I hate red thermometers.
Karen: Why is that?
Frosty: Because when the thermometer gets red, the temperature goes up, and when the temperature goes up, I start to melt, and when I melt, I get all wishy-washy.
Santa Claus: Now you go home and write "I am very sorry for what I did to Frosty" a hundred zillion times. And then maybe - just maybe, mind you - you'll find something in your stocking tomorrow morning.
Professor Hinkle: Now, give me that hat, or else.
Frosty: Or else what?
Professor Hinkle: Don't bother me with details. Just give me that hat!
Professor Hinkle: I must get that hat back! Think nasty, think nasty, think nasty!
Professor Hinkle: I've got to get busy writing - busy, busy, busy!
Boy #1: We're building a snowman, Karen. You do the head.
Karen: The head is the hardest part. Ask anybody.
Professor Hinkle: If that hat is magic, I want it back.
Karen: But it's not yours anymore. You threw it away.
Professor Hinkle: Don't talk back to your elders, little girl.
Santa Claus: Don't cry, Karen, Frosty's not gone for good. You see, he was made out of Christmas snow and Christmas snow can never disappear completely. It sometimes goes away for almost a year at a time and takes the form of spring and summer rain. But you can bet your boots that when a good, jolly December wind kisses it, it will turn into Christmas snow all over again.
Karen: Yes, but... He was my friend.
Santa Claus: Just watch.
Frosty: I can count to ten. One, two, three, four, five, nine, six, eight... Well, I can count to five.
Frosty: Are you coming too?
Karen: As long as I'm back before dinner, I'm sure my mother won't mind.
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