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Quotations from Barney's Version

Barney's Version is the story of a Barney Panofsky, an impulsive, blunt, politically incorrect man. He's a hard-drinking, cigar smoking, foulmouthed hockey fan that talks about his life as it's coming to an end. Directed by Richard J. Lewis. Starring Paul Giamatti, Rosamund Pike, Minnie Driver, and Dustin Hoffman. Based on the novel by Mordecai Richler.

Read quotes from the drama Barney's Version below.

Miriam: Are you out of your mind?
Barney Panofsky: No! I'm bent over backwards in love!
Barney Panofsky: This is the paternal wisdom I'm gonna get?
Barney Panofsky: For the first time in my life, I am truly in love.
Izzy: You're married to a woman who has a beautiful rack!
Izzy: [Staring at a sexy woman] I need to get laid...

Barney Panofsky: This is the paternal wisdom I'm gonna get?
Barney Panofsky: ...and I'm just gonna keep talking here, 'cause I'm afraid that if I stop there's gonna be a pause or a break and you're gonna say 'It's getting late' or 'I should get going', and I'm not ready for that to happen. I don't want that to happen. Ever.
[they pause]
Miriam: There it was. The pause.
Barney Panofsky: Yeah.
Miriam: I'm still here.
Barney Panofsky: Don't ever tell my father what he can or cannot do again.
2nd Mrs. P's Father: He traumatized the Rabbi's wife...
Barney Panofsky: I don't care if he fingered her under the table. He's my father and he'll have your respect.
Barney Panofsky: Should I sleep on the sofa?
Miriam: Stop feeling sorry for yourself. You're not sleeping on the sofa, we don't sleep apart. Good night.
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