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Funny Quotations from Addams Family Values

Addams Family Values is a comedy-fantasy-thriller about a Gothic type family that tries to rescue their uncle from his gold-digging wife after he returns from having lost his memory. The film is a fantastic and entertaining family movie that delivers many laughs.

Read quotes from the funny film Addams Family Values. Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld. Starring Anjelica Huston, Raul Julia, and Christopher Lloyd.

Margaret Addams: What.
Debbie Jellinsky: Oh, I didn't say anything.
Margaret Addams: No, that's the baby's nickname. "What."

Amanda: Is that your bathing suit?
Wednesday: Is that your overbite?
Gary: Now, one of you will be the drowning victim and the other one gets to be our lifesaver.
Amanda: I'll be the victim!
Wednesday: All your life.

Uncle Fester: I'm her husband.
Debbie Jellinsky: Fester!
Uncle Fester: Gimme a kiss.
Debbie Jellinsky: Gimme a twenty.

Wednesday: I don't want to be in the pageant.
Gary: Don't you want to help me realize my vision?
Wednesday: Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character and the Aristotelian unities.
Gary: Young lady, I am getting just a tad tired of your attitude problem.

Morticia: Children, this is Miss Jellinsky, our new Nanny. What do we say?
Wednesday: Be afraid, be very afraid.

Debbie Jellinsky: These Addams men, where do you find them?
Morticia: It has to be damp.

Joel: How do I look?
Wednesday: Disturbing.

Wednesday: We don't hug.
Becky: Oh, they're just shy.
Pugsley: We're not shy.
Wednesday: We're contagious.

Pugsley: What's a Chippewa?
Gomez: It's an old Indian word.
Wednesday: It means orphan.

Uncle Fester: Dementia, what a beautiful name.
Dementia: It means "insanity."
Uncle Fester: My name is Fester. It means "to rot."
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