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Funny Quotations from A Hard Day's Night

A Hard Day's Night is a humorous comedy musical film about a seemingly typical day in the life of the Beatles. The movie garnered much fame by using many of their famous songs throughout it. Directed by Richard Lester. Starring John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and George Harrison.

Read quotes from the famous and humorous film, A Hard Day's Night.

Man On Train: I shall call the guard.
Paul: Ah, but what? They don't take kindly to insults you know.

Ringo: Any of you lot put a man in the cupboard?
George: Nah!
Paul: Don't be soft!
[George has a look in the cupboard and sits back down]
George: He's right you know
John: There you go.

Reporter: What do you call that collar?
Ringo: A collar.

Shake: It's not my fault.
Norm: What?
Shake: I'm not taller than you. You're shorter than I am.

John: I bet he hasn't even got a wife. Look at his sweater.
Paul: You never know, she might have knitted it.
John: She knitted him.

Norm: Shake, take that wig off! It suits you.

Paul: Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would melt... Zap!

John: We know how to behave! We've had lessons.

[Paul asks if he should flirt with two pretty schoolgirls]
George: Aye, but don't rush. None of your five bar gate jumps and over sort of stuff.
Paul: What's that supposed to mean?
George: I don't know, I just thought that it sounded distinguished-like.

T.V. Director: We are on in twenty minutes.
George: Can I say something?
T.V. Director: What?
George: I don't think it's very likely that we will go on. The law of averages is against it.
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