Zorro, The Gay Blade Quotes

Zorro, The Gay Blade is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Zorro, The Gay Blade stopped airing in 1970.

It features plain list, 1= * C. O. Erickson; George Hamilton (actor) as producer, Ian Fraser (composer) in charge of musical score, and John A. Alonzo as head of cinematography.

Zorro, The Gay Blade is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Zorro, The Gay Blade is 93 min long. Zorro, The Gay Blade is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: George Hamilton as Don Diego Vega, George Hamilton as Don Diego, and George Hamilton as Don Jose.

Zorro, The Gay Blade Quotes

George Hamilton as Don Diego

• (Charlotte Taylor Wilson) "You're the bravest man I've ever met."
• (George Hamilton) "I'm very impressed with myself, too."

• (Charlotte Taylor Wilson) "I'm Charlotte Taylor Wilson. I'm with the People's Independence Committee."
• (George Hamilton) "Don Diego Vega. I'm with the greedy bloodsuckers."

• (Florinda) "Why didn't I marry you instead of Esteban?"
• (George Hamilton) "Probably because he asked you and I did not."

• (George Hamilton) "What I would give to have one night in your bootsies."
• (Ramon Vega) "In my Bootsies?"

• (George Hamilton) "Bravo, my brother. You've really proven yourself tonight. Is there anything I can do to make you change your mind about staying?"
• (Bunny Wigglesworth) "I'm afraid not. In two days from now, my ship sails for England. But tell Esteban that if he wants to keep in touch with me, tell him to write to 'Wiggy' of the Royal Navy based in Portsmouth. But only if he's serious."

• (Ramon Vega) "I say, I'd like my little soldier doll, again."
• (George Hamilton) "You'd like what?"
• (Ramon Vega) "Oh, come come, you remember the doll perfectly well. Blue button eyes, tall hat? We called him, Colonel Puh-Pah."
• (George Hamilton) "Colonel Puh-Pah? I know you?"
• (Ramon Vega) "Know me? Sink me. We we're once womb-mates."
• (George Hamilton) "Womb-mates? Ramon? Ramon. Ramon, my brother's back. Ramon, I can't believe it. Ramon."
• (Ramon Vega) "Yes, I'd rather liked that, womb-mates. Yes yes, ha ha ha ha ha."
• (George Hamilton) "After twenty years, I can't believe it. Ramon."
• (Ramon Vega) "Well, I was Ramon, twenty years ago, when father decided it wasn't quite masculine enough, so he shipped me off to sea in a British frigate. They say the navy makes men. Well, I'm living proof they made me."
• (George Hamilton) "Here, Paco, take the horse from my brother, pronto. You says you were Ramon? You no longer Ramon Viega, Ramon?"
• (Ramon Vega) "No no, I've dishanded that Latin tradition. I'm Bunny Wigglesworth, now."
• (George Hamilton) "I can't believe it, my brother's just so different."
• (Ramon Vega) "Yeah, well your still the same, aren't you? Still tan, bland, and, uh?"
• (George Hamilton) "Romantic, huh?"
• (Ramon Vega) "No no, I was about to say, randy. How did you hurt your foot then? Falling off a tavern maid?"
• (George Hamilton) "No, I broke it fighting against tyrannies and injustices, and for the trodden down peoples, and the little babies, and the --"
• (Ramon Vega) "Well, I'm sure it's all quite an amusing little story, but I ought to freshen up and say 'Hi-ho' to the Old Gent. Tell me, is he still as loud as ever?"
• (George Hamilton) "No, the last month he's been very -- quiet --"

• (George Hamilton) "Los Angeles, California. The birthplace of -- me."

• (George Hamilton) "He is a mute."
• (Esteban) "Bueno. Perhaps he can give lessons to my wife."

• (Esteban) "Say something like a sissy girl."
• (George Hamilton) "Something like a sissy girl --"
• (Esteban) "No -- you know. Swing -- your -- hips."
• (Esteban) "Make them sway and flap your wings."

• (George Hamilton) "Do you think you are helping the pipple by telling them they have an occent when they do not have an occent?"

• (George Hamilton) "Don Diego from San Fernando."
• (Don Francisco) "Don Francisco from San Jose."
• (Don Fernando from San Diego) "Don Fernando from San Diego."
• (George Hamilton) "Don Jose from San Bernardino."
• (Luis Obispo) "Luis Obispo from Bakersfield."

• (George Hamilton) "My father would be very disappointed in me. To have come all this way and miss my destiny by -- a foot."

• (Charlotte Taylor Wilson) "You don't really believe the people are happy."
• (George Hamilton) "All I know is the soldiers are quite happy shooting the people who say the people are not happy."

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