Zombie Strippers Quotes

Zombie Strippers is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Zombie Strippers ended its run in 1970.

It features Andrew Golov, Angela J. Lee, and Larry Schapiro as producer, and Jay Lee as head of cinematography.

Zombie Strippers is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Zombie Strippers is 94 minutes long. Zombie Strippers is distributed by Stage 6 Films, and Triumph Films.

The cast includes: Joey Medina as Paco, Roxy Saint as Lillith, Jenna Jameson as Kat, Brad Milne as Dr. Chushfeld, Jen Alex Gonzalez as Lt. Ryker, Carmit Levite as Madame Blavatski, Robert Englund as Ian, Shamron Moore as Jeannie, Johnnny D. Hawkes as Davis, Jennifer Holland as Jessy, Penny Drake as Sox, Whitney Anderson as Gaia, and Tito Ortiz as Announcer.

Zombie Strippers Quotes

Roxy Saint as Lillith

• (Roxy Saint) "Death is good."

Jenna Jameson as Kat

• (Jenna Jameson) "Kid, it takes more than desperation to get out there on that stage. You either got it or you don't, baby."

• (Jenna Jameson) "Love is dead."

• (Jenna Jameson) "You have to be a warrior. A soldier. Fearless. Uninhibited. A stripper with a take-no-prisoners, raw, survival instinct."

Brad Milne as Dr. Chushfeld

• (Unnamed) "So what do we have to do to take one of these zombies down, doc?"
• (Brad Milne) "Well, what works for us is we've been surgically removing the medulla oblongata."
• (Brad Milne) "Or that."

• (Brad Milne) "Major. Thank god you guys are here. It's bad in there."
• (Unnamed) "It better be. Right, Lieutenant?"
• (Jen Alex Gonzalez) "We're the best of the best, sir. We drink napalm and and piss fire."
• (Unnamed) "Semper-fi."
• (Jen Alex Gonzalez) "Hoo-rah."
• (Unnamed) "So what seems to be the problem, doc?"
• (Brad Milne) "Believe it or not; zombies."

Robert Englund as Ian

• (Robert Englund) "Tired of that same old lap dance? Well pull up an extra seat, young fellas, and experience Rino's exclusive face dance. One of our lovely ladies will sit on your face and give birth to your head."

• (Robert Englund) "Back off, you walking herpe you."
• (Shamron Moore) "This is nice."
• (Robert Englund) "Never touch. Not the jacket. Not the shirt. Not the hair. You touch me again, I'll kill you."

• (Unnamed) "Look, Ian, these zombies -- they scare me. I can't sleep. I'm having nightmares."
• (Robert Englund) "Don't worry about them then."
• (Unnamed) "They're murdering flesh-eating monsters."
• (Robert Englund) "They're harmless."

Johnnny D. Hawkes as Davis

• (Johnnny D. Hawkes) "I need to talk to you."
• (Jennifer Holland) "Make it quick."
• (Johnnny D. Hawkes) "I need to know what the meaning of life is."
• (Jennifer Holland) "You're kidding."
• (Johnnny D. Hawkes) "I know we're Christians, and what you're doing is a sin, but the intent is, well, Christ-like with you sacrificing yourself and all. So what are morals? Do the ends justify the means? But then again the road to hell is paved with good intentions, so -- darn, I'm out of clichés."

Jennifer Holland as Jessy

• (Jennifer Holland) "They're zombies."
• (Carmit Levite) "No. They're strippers."
• (Unnamed) "They're zombie strippers."

• (Jennifer Holland) "You want to get laid before you die."
• (Johnnny D. Hawkes) "Is that such a crime?"

• (Jennifer Holland) "Your optimism makes you an idiot."
• (Unnamed) "What did you call me?"
• (Jennifer Holland) "An idiot."
• (Unnamed) "No, an optimist. Don't you ever call me an optimist again."

Penny Drake as Sox

• (Penny Drake) "How's it feel -- death?"
• (Roxy Saint) "It feels like snow and stars."
• (Whitney Anderson) "Aw, that's pretty."
• (Roxy Saint) "I remember once lying in the snow under a clear blanket of stars, there were so many stars -- You couldn't comprehend what it was like. That vast un-knowable void. But now I understand it. I feel I'm a part of it, that infinite nothingness -- I wanna strip. Who's on? f*** it, I'm gonna dance."

Tito Ortiz as Announcer

• (Tito Ortiz) "George W Bush has won his fourth consecutive term as president, taking Florida, which due to a glitch in the Jeb B voting terminals, tallied one single vote for President Bush and Vice President Schwarzenegger. Bush's presidency was unanimously declared legally binding by the Supreme Court as well as "totally cool" by Supreme Justice Jenna Bush who subsequently set in motion another Supreme Kegger. Following the landslide victory, a constitutional amendment banning public nudity was implemented. Shortly thereafter, President Bush dissolved Congress, claiming it was "cramping his style." American Troops continue to be strung thin due to the still raging wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Iran, Lebanon, Libya, Pakistan, Venezuela, France, Canada, and Alaska."

Joey Medina as Paco

• (Joey Medina) "It's Paco time."

• (Joey Medina) "Holy s***. Hey, do I have to clean this mess up?"

• (Joey Medina) "Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers."

Carmit Levite as Madame Blavatski

• (Carmit Levite) "Okay uber-sluts, we have new meat."

Shamron Moore as Jeannie

• (Shamron Moore) "Come to mama."

• (Shamron Moore) "You're f***ing dead."
• (Jenna Jameson) "I was, but now I'm back."
• (Penny Drake) "Not possible. This is not possible."
• (Roxy Saint) "How does it feel?"
• (Jenna Jameson) "Great. I've never felt more alive."
• (Whitney Anderson) "Oh sweet irony."
• (Roxy Saint) "Hey, where are you going?"
• (Jenna Jameson) "I'm going to dance."

Jen Alex Gonzalez as Lt. Ryker

• (Unnamed) "Nothing like a good challenge."
• (Jen Alex Gonzalez) "We improvise and adapt, sir."
• (Unnamed) "We just stopped that thing, what was it called again, Lieutenant?"
• (Jen Alex Gonzalez) "Armageddon, sir."
• (Unnamed) "That's the one. Lieutenant Ryker here killed Satan himself with a sharp stick. Good work soldier."

• (Jen Alex Gonzalez) "Today's a good day to die."

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