Zerophilia Quotes

Zerophilia is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Zerophilia stopped airing in 1970.

It features Gregory Lanesey as producer, Kevin McDaniels in charge of musical score, and Graham Futerfas as head of cinematography.

Zerophilia is distributed by TLA Releasing.

The cast includes: Gina Bellman as Sydney, Marieh Delfino as Luca, Dustin Seavey as Keenan, Rebecca Mozo as Michelle, and Taylor Handley as Luke.

Zerophilia Quotes

Gina Bellman as Sydney

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Taylor Handley as Luke

• (Taylor Handley) "She's smart, funny, the way she eats ravioli with a spoon, you're like "aaahh.""

• (Taylor Handley) "Sorry lady, but you're just bizarre."
• (Gina Bellman) "May be. But one thing I learned long ago: you can't change your true nature, even if it can change you."

• (Taylor Handley) "Keenan c'mere. Quick."
• (Dustin Seavey) "What?"
• (Taylor Handley) "Well I HAD hair, man."

• (Taylor Handley) "I make out with a girl, I start turnin' into one. You gotta admit that's a little weird."

Marieh Delfino as Luca

• (Marieh Delfino) "No way I'm gonna ask her that."
• (Dustin Seavey) "Well you have to. Come on, where are your nads man?"
• (Dustin Seavey) "We'll get 'em back."

Dustin Seavey as Keenan

• (Dustin Seavey) "You're gonna' have a great time with her tonight. Just be yourself -- mostly."

• (Dustin Seavey) "You mean, you're gonna' try to keep yourself from getting turned on?"
• (Taylor Handley) "Yeah."
• (Dustin Seavey) "C'mon, Luke, you get turned on by two scoops of ice cream."

Rebecca Mozo as Michelle

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