Zathura: A Space Adventure Quotes

Zathura: A Space Adventure is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Zathura: A Space Adventure ended in 1970.

It features Michael De Luca, Scott Kroopf, William Teitler, and Peter Billingsley as producer, John Debney in charge of musical score, and Guillermo Navarro as head of cinematography.

Zathura: A Space Adventure is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Zathura: A Space Adventure is 101 minutes long. Zathura: A Space Adventure is distributed by Sony Pictures.

The cast includes: Josh Hutcherson as Walter, Jonah Bobo as Danny, Dax Shepard as Dad, Kristen Stewart as Lisa, and John Alexander as Robot.

Zathura: A Space Adventure Quotes

Kristen Stewart as Lisa

• (Kristen Stewart) "Lisa is upstairs."

Jonah Bobo as Danny

• (Jonah Bobo) "Does cryonic mean ice?"

• (Jonah Bobo) "My gerbil was in there."

• (Jonah Bobo) "I'm hungry. Can you make me some macaroni-and-cheese?"
• (Josh Hutcherson) "Don't know how."
• (Jonah Bobo) "but, I'm hungry; what do you know how to make?"
• (Josh Hutcherson) "Water."

• (Jonah Bobo) "Zorgons are the lizardmen. They eat meat and we are MEAT."

• (Jonah Bobo) "Take evasive action. Take evasive action."

• (Jonah Bobo) "Grandma."

• (Jonah Bobo) "A card came out."
• (Josh Hutcherson) "Fascinating."

• (Jonah Bobo) "I'm not even going to comment on that."

• (Jonah Bobo) "You wished for two of me?"

• (Jonah Bobo) "Your're gonna leave us alone in this creepy old house?"
• (Dax Shepard) "It's not creepy, it's old."
• (Josh Hutcherson) "I like mom's better."
• (Dax Shepard) "Well, so did she and now it's hers."

• (Jonah Bobo) "Rest -- on -- standing -- astroturf --"
• (Josh Hutcherson) "What?"
• (Jonah Bobo) "Rest on standing astroturf."
• (Josh Hutcherson) "Gimme that."
• (Josh Hutcherson) "Rescue stranded astronaut."

• (Jonah Bobo) "It's just a goat. It's just a goat. It's just a goat."
• (Jonah Bobo) "It's not a goat. It's not a goat. It's not a goat. It's not a goat. It's not a goat."

• (Jonah Bobo) "You're such a dick."

• (Jonah Bobo) "God, I suck."

• (Jonah Bobo) "Wanna play Stratego?"
• (Josh Hutcherson) "No, you always cheat at board games."
• (Jonah Bobo) "But you can't even cheat at Stratego."
• (Josh Hutcherson) "Trust me, you'll find a way."

Josh Hutcherson as Walter

• (Josh Hutcherson) "Still think I have gorgeous eyes?"

• (Astronaut) "Are you telling me to leave?"
• (Josh Hutcherson) "Well, once you're finished eating -- yeah."
• (Astronaut) "Well, he spun me --"
• (Astronaut) "-- so he has to decide."
• (Josh Hutcherson) "Well I'm Fleet Admiral, and I'm telling you to hit the road."
• (Astronaut) "Oh -- I'm sorry -- I didn't know. Oh, you know what --"
• (Astronaut) "I'm Fleet Admiral too. It's just a card, bugnuts."

• (Josh Hutcherson) "Get me a juice box, BIATCH."

• (Josh Hutcherson) "What do they eat?"
• (Astronaut) "Meat."
• (Jonah Bobo) "That's good."
• (Astronaut) "Dude, you're meat."

• (Josh Hutcherson) "You're such a baby."

• (Josh Hutcherson) "Do not push the button."

• (Josh Hutcherson) ""Zathura: Attention space-adventurers, Zathura awaits. Do you have what it takes to navigate the galaxy? It's not for the faint of heart, for once you embark upon your journey there's no turning back until Zathura's reached. Pieces reset at the end of each game. Play again and again for differnt adventures.""

• (Josh Hutcherson) "I wish the astronaut had his brother back."

• (Josh Hutcherson) "-- and then the card comes out --"
• (Jonah Bobo) "Oh, the card. The card. The card. The --"
• (Jonah Bobo) "THE CARD."
• (Josh Hutcherson) "THE CARD."

• (Josh Hutcherson) "What do they eat?"
• (Astronaut) "Meat."
• (Jonah Bobo) "That's good."
• (Astronaut) "Dude. You're meat."

• (Josh Hutcherson) "Meteorites. Take evasive action."
• (Jonah Bobo) "What does that mean?"
• (Josh Hutcherson) "I don't know, it just says "Meteorites. Take evas --"

• (Josh Hutcherson) "What are you doing?"
• (Jonah Bobo) "Making mac-and-cheese."
• (Josh Hutcherson) "There's no water, dummy, we're in outer space."
• (Josh Hutcherson) "Why're you doing that?"
• (Jonah Bobo) "Beacuse I'm hungry and I know you're not goiong to take care of me."
• (Josh Hutcherson) "Don't bother; the gas won't work."
• (Jonah Bobo) "Any more advice?"

Dax Shepard as Dad

• (Dax Shepard) "I have to work."
• (Josh Hutcherson) "But it's Saturday."
• (Dax Shepard) "Tell me about it."

• (Dax Shepard) "By the way, it makes me uncomfortable when you say "hooking up"."
• (Kristen Stewart) "Why? It's not like it means anything."
• (Dax Shepard) "Hope it doesn't."
• (Kristen Stewart) "It doesn't. It's just an expression."
• (Dax Shepard) "Hope it is."
• (Kristen Stewart) "It is. God, when should never have rented Thirteen."

John Alexander as Robot

• (John Alexander) "Alien life form. Must destroy."

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