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Your Studio and You Quotes

Your Studio and You is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Your Studio and You ended its run in 1970.

It features Kenny Gioseffi as head of cinematography.

Your Studio and You is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Your Studio and You is approx. 14 min long. Your Studio and You is distributed by Universal Studios.

Your Studio and You Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "We also have MCA Records, with rap stars like Heavy D."
  • (Unnamed) "Golly -- It sure is nifty to be a part of the Universal family. I mean, jeepers, everybody there is just -- swell. Golly-willikers -- How could I ever go anywhere else? And I mean this."
  • (Unnamed) "Say, Shaun Cassidy."
  • (Unnamed) "Who, me?"
  • (Unnamed) "How do you like those complimentary wine coolers?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm blitzed on this stuff already."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, we can all do our part to make the studio a more beautiful, artist-friendly place."
  • (Unnamed) "Sweeten, enhance, beautify. Sweeten, enhance, beautify. Sweeten, enhance, beautify."
  • (Unnamed) "Looks like James Cameron's got the idea."
  • (Unnamed) "Here's the drummer from the hot new band Goldfinger. Say, young whippersnapper, how would you like to be a part of the Universal/MCA corporation?"
  • (Darrin Pfeiffer) "f*** you. Corporation bulls***, corporate whore -- f*** --"
  • (Unnamed) "Ooo. That teen angst sells a lot of records for Universal. Give that man a wine cooler."
  • (Darrin Pfeiffer) "This is s***. f*** you."
  • (Unnamed) "Universal City Studios."
  • (Unnamed) ""Ucks." And with all of our new changes, no wonder everyone is saying --"
  • (Unnamed) "It sucks for me."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, look, you're gonna tell 'em I don't talk that way, right? I mean, this whole thing has been a gag, it's a put-on, I put the Rocky thing behind me, it's a character. You're gonna work on that, right? You're gonna tell 'em, I mean --"
  • (Unnamed) "Sure, brainiac."
  • (Unnamed) "Now what else will make our studio Artist Friendly? Well, how about that old black tower? In the past, many meetings have taken place there, but some people find it rather unappealing."
  • (Fake Mexican) "The black tower is very scary. It gives me the creeps."
  • (Fake Arab) "When I see the black tower, I want to cry."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh absolutely; y'know forebodin' is the word that best describes it; y'know it's like real severe, y'know, I mean -- Just the name, like -- "Black tower," hah, I never wanna go there."
  • (Unnamed) "But what if our gate was more Artist Friendly? We'll start with the guards. Those dark uniforms connote oppression and conformity."
  • (Unnamed) "But new outfits, with pastel colors and high, pretty collars, seem to say, "I'm your friend, not your enemy.""
  • (Unnamed) "How about some inspiring buttons to show our optimism? And what about that security gate? Black and white lines may remind artists of police and fear."
  • (Unnamed) "But a new gate, with attractive flowers and colorful birds, becomes a lovely decoration, not just a deterrent."
  • (Unnamed) "Now with just a few more changes --"
  • (Unnamed) "And some attractive porcelain deer, our gate is now Artist Friendly, and ready for the future. So how do you feel now, Miss Actress?"
  • (Unnamed) "I feel welcome and relaxed for a meeting at Universal."
  • (Unnamed) "That's splendid. Too bad the part you want will probably go to Demi Moore."
  • (Unnamed) "WHAT?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, nothing. Here, have a wine cooler, compliments of your new studio."
  • (Unnamed) "Multi-media includes books too. That's why Universal owns Putnam-Berkeley, with best-selling authors like Robin Cook. Say, Robin, how does it feel to be with Universal?"
  • (Unnamed) "I love it; it's, uh, probably the best thing that's happened to me."
  • (Unnamed) "Here, have you seen my newest book?"
  • (Unnamed) "Pre-written in screenplay format. Saves a lot of time. Now my book can go directly to the movies, which is a real plus because those executives, who can't read, can go see the cute little talking picture."

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