You're Telling Me! Quotes

You're Telling Me! is a television show that first aired in 1970 . You're Telling Me! stopped airing in 1970.

It features Emanuel Cohen as producer, W. Franke Harling in charge of musical score, and Alfred Gilks as head of cinematography.

You're Telling Me! is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of You're Telling Me! is 67 min. long. You're Telling Me! is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: W. C. Fields as Sam Bisbee, Adrienne Ames as Princess Lescaboura, and Joan Marsh as Pauline Bisbee.

You're Telling Me! Quotes

W. C. Fields as Sam Bisbee

• (W. C. Fields) "It's a funny ol' world -- Man's lucky if he gets out of it alive."

• (W. C. Fields) "If I had enough money to pay your back salary, I'd fire you."

• (W. C. Fields) "Thank you, Mayor. You haven't a little dram on your hip, have you?"

• (W. C. Fields) "I bought a wonderful club in Toronto."
• (Adrienne Ames) "Did you?"
• (W. C. Fields) "Yeah."
• (W. C. Fields) "Give me the Canadian Club."

• (W. C. Fields) "When you wake up in the morning and find yourself dead, you'll regret it."

• (W. C. Fields) "My little daughter doesn't have to be in a hurry to marry anyone."
• (W. C. Fields) "Pick and choose, dear. Liberty is sweet. Once you're married, it's just like being in jail."

• (W. C. Fields) "Stand clear and keep your eye on the ball."

Adrienne Ames as Princess Lescaboura

• (Adrienne Ames) "Mrs. Bisbee, you're the luckiest woman in the world."
• (Joan Marsh) "Is my husband dead?"

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