You Only Live Twice (film) Quotes

You Only Live Twice (film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . You Only Live Twice ended in 1970.

It features Albert R. Broccoli as producer, John Barry (composer) in charge of musical score, and Freddie Young as head of cinematography.

You Only Live Twice (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of You Only Live Twice (film) is 117 minutes long. You Only Live Twice (film) is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Akiko Wakabayashi as James Bond, Tetsurō Tamba as Tiger Tanaka, Karin Dor as Helga Brandt, Teru Shimada as Mr. Osato, Tsai Chin as Ling, Charles Gray as Henderson, Akiko Wakabayashi as Aki, Mie Hama as Kissy Suzuki, John Stone as Submarine Captain, Bernard Lee as M, Lois Maxwell as MoneyPenny, and Desmond Llewelyn as Q.

You Only Live Twice (film) Quotes

Akiko Wakabayashi as James Bond

• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Uggghhh -- Siamese vodka?"

• (Blofeld) "James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Yes, this is my second life."
• (Blofeld) "You only live twice, Mr. Bond."

• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Hello, Penny."
• (Lois Maxwell) "You better go right in. You're late, as usual; even from your own funeral."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Well, we corpses have absolutely no sense of timing."

• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?"
• (Tsai Chin) "You think we better, huh?"
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both."
• (Tsai Chin) "Darling, I give you very best duck."

• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Hello, Base One. There's nothing here but volcanoes."

• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "What's the plan for me?"
• (Tetsurō Tamba) "First, you become a Japanese. Second, you train hard and quickly to become a ninja; like us. And third, to give you extra special cover; you take a wife."

• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "I'd like you to examine these as soon as possible. They're from Osato's safe."
• (Tetsurō Tamba) "This is an order for naval stores. 500 kilos of butter. 50 containers of lox. What is lox?"
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Oh, it's American name for smoked salmon. But, it's also the technical name for liquid oxygen; which makes rocket fuel."

• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Well, I'll just settle for this little old lady here."
• (Tetsurō Tamba) "Good choice, she's very sexyful."

• (Blofeld) "The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army. You can watch it all on TV. It's the last program you're likely to see."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Well, if I'm gonna be forced to watch television, may I smoke?"
• (Blofeld) "Yes. Give him his cigarettes. It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond."

• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Is this the only room there is?"
• (Mie Hama) "Yes. That is your bed,"
• (Mie Hama) "I shall sleep over there."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "But we're supposed to be married."
• (Mie Hama) "Think again, please. You gave false name to priest."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Yes, but we must keep up appearances. We're on our honeymoon."
• (Mie Hama) "No honeymoon. This is business."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Well, I won't need these."

• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "You wouldn't touch that horrible woman, would you?"
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Oh heaven forbid."

• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Do you have any commandos here?"
• (Tetsurō Tamba) "I have much, much better. Ninjas. Top-secret, Bond-san. This is my ninja training school."

• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Bon appetit."

• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Why don't you just dye the parts that show?"

Tetsurō Tamba as Tiger Tanaka

• (Tetsurō Tamba) "You like Japanese sake, Mr. Bond? Or, would you prefer a vodka martini?"
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Oh, no. I like sake. Especially when it's served at the correct temperature: 98.4 degrees fahrenheit like this is."
• (Tetsurō Tamba) "For a European, you are exceptionally cultivated."

• (Tetsurō Tamba) "You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don't you? It's the hair on your chest. Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Japanese proverb say, "Bird never make nest in bare tree.""

• (Tetsurō Tamba) "How's that for Japanese efficiency?"
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Just a drop in the ocean."

• (Tetsurō Tamba) "We shadowed the Ning Po to the outer islands."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "It was very dark. Hard to see her all the time."
• (Tetsurō Tamba) "But we know she stopped somewhere. Look at these photos."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Look at the water line."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "You're right. Fully laden here, and empty here."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "I want to take a look at the island now. Is Little Nellie here?"
• (Tetsurō Tamba) "Yes. And her father."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Welcome to Japan, Dad. Is my little girl hot and ready?"
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Look, 007, I've had a long and tiring journey, probably to no purpose, so I'm in no mood for juvenile quips."

• (Tetsurō Tamba) "Permit me to introduce myself. I am Tanaka. Please call me Tiger."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "If you're Tanaka, then how do you feel about me?"
• (Tetsurō Tamba) "I -- love you."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way."

• (Tetsurō Tamba) "I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl."

• (Tetsurō Tamba) "It can save your life, this cigarette."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "You sound like a commercial."

• (Tetsurō Tamba) "My friend, now you take your first civilized bath."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Really?"
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Oh, I like the plumbing."
• (Tetsurō Tamba) "Place yourself entirely in their hands, my dear Bond-san. Rule number one: is never do anything yourself; when someone else can do it for you."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "And number two?"
• (Tetsurō Tamba) "Rule number two: in Japan, men come first, women come second."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "I just might retire to here."

• (Tetsurō Tamba) "Your English girls would never perform this simple service."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "I think I know one or two who might get around to it."
• (Tetsurō Tamba) "Miss Moneypenny, perhaps?"

• (Tetsurō Tamba) "You are James Bond, aren't you? I am so very pleased to meet you Bond-san. I really am. Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Tanaka. Please call me Tiger."

Karin Dor as Helga Brandt

• (Karin Dor) "A Dom Perignon '59, Mr. Fisher? Are you really sure you won't change your mind?"
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Well, if you insist."

• (Karin Dor) "I've got you now."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Well, enjoy yourself."

Teru Shimada as Mr. Osato

• (Teru Shimada) "You should give up smoking. Cigarettes are very bad for your chest."
• (Karin Dor) "Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Really?"

• (Blofeld) "Only one person we know uses this sort of gun. James Bond."
• (Teru Shimada) "But Bond is dead."
• (Karin Dor) "It was in all the newspapers."
• (Blofeld) "Rubbish. Bond is alive. Unless you killed him, Mr. Osato. Don't tell me you let him go."
• (Teru Shimada) "I gave Number 11 the strictest orders to eliminate him."
• (Blofeld) "And did she?"
• (Teru Shimada) "She failed."
• (Karin Dor) "You should have killed him yourself. You had plenty of opportunities --"
• (Blofeld) "This organization does not tolerate failure."
• (Teru Shimada) "I know, but do you see I --"
• (Blofeld) "Go."
• (Blofeld) "Well."
• (Blofeld) "Kill Bond. Now."
• (Teru Shimada) "Yes, Number One. Yes. Yes, yes."

Desmond Llewelyn as Q

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John Stone as Submarine Captain

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Charles Gray as Henderson

• (Charles Gray) "Oh, that's stirred, not shaken. That was right, wasn't it?"
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Perfect. Cheers."
• (Charles Gray) "Cheers."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Russian vodka. Well done."
• (Charles Gray) "Yeah, I get it from the doorman at the Russian embassy; amongst certain other things."

Bernard Lee as M

• (Bernard Lee) "Miss Moneypenny, give 007 the password we've agreed with Japanese S.I.S."
• (Lois Maxwell) "Yes sir."
• (Lois Maxwell) "We tried to think of something that you wouldn't forget."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Yes?"
• (Lois Maxwell) ""I, love, you". Repeat it please, to make sure you get it"
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Don't worry, I get it."

Lois Maxwell as MoneyPenny

• (Lois Maxwell) "Oh, by the way, how was the girl?"
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Which girl?"
• (Lois Maxwell) "The Chinese one we fixed you up with."
• (Akiko Wakabayashi) "Oh, another five minutes, I'd have found out."
• (Lois Maxwell) "She'll never know what she missed."

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