Year One (film) Quotes

Year One (film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Year One completed its run in 1970.

It features Harold Ramis as producer, Theodore Shapiro (composer) in charge of musical score, and Alar Kivilo as head of cinematography.

Year One (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Year One (film) is 100 minutes long. Year One (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Jack Black as Zed, Michael Cera as Oh, David Cross as Cain, Juno Temple as Eema, Olivia Wilde as Princess Inanna, June Diane Raphael as Maya, Hank Azaria as Abraham, and Oliver Platt as High Priest.

Year One (film) Quotes

Jack Black as Zed

• (Jack Black) "To the north."
• (June Diane Raphael) "You know that that's west."
• (Jack Black) "Mmm hmm, yeah, I was just checking to see if you knew. To the west."
• (Jack Black) "I'm already glad you're here."

• (Jack Black) "I want you to have babies with my sister."

• (Jack Black) "Hey, I'm peeing on my face too -- on the inside."

• (Jack Black) "Look, I want you to know -- I blame myself for everything that's happened."
• (June Diane Raphael) "Yeah, so does everybody else."

• (Jack Black) "To Kyle Gass there. That's our stoner."

• (Jack Black) "What are these big, round things for?"
• (David Cross) "They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll."
• (Michael Cera) "I feel like a bird."

• (Jack Black) "I might know everything. Ask me something."
• (Michael Cera) "Where does the sun go at night?"
• (Jack Black) "Pass. Next question."
• (Michael Cera) "Where do babies come from?"
• (Jack Black) "Pass. Next question."
• (Michael Cera) "There's a snake on my foot."
• (Jack Black) "In the form of a question."
• (Michael Cera) "There's a snake on my foot?"
• (Jack Black) "Correct."

• (Jack Black) "It seems like a waste of a perfectly good virgin to me --"
• (Unnamed) "He guys, I'm trying to enjoy a sacrifice with my family. Do you mind? Do you mind?"

David Cross as Cain

• (David Cross) "What transpires within the confines of the walls of Sodom, stays within the confines of the walls of Sodom."

• (David Cross) "For the crimes- of blasphemy; heresy; conspiracy; treachery; leprosy; puppetry; hyperbole; animal husbandry; sodomy -- Oh, it's refusal of sodomy; overt punditry; and the murder of my brother Abel; the prisoners shall be stoned; TO DEATH."

• (David Cross) "Eat my dust, father."

Michael Cera as Oh

• (Michael Cera) "She's not a virgin anymore."
• (Juno Temple) "He's not a virgin either."
• (Michael Cera) "I saved a life with my love making."

• (Michael Cera) "Well, there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now, so we all lose."

• (Michael Cera) "I just want to lay with her so badly."
• (Jack Black) "I don't see it. I mean she's cute, but I don't think I'd lay with her."
• (Michael Cera) "She's your sister. I mean, it would be like laying with your mother."
• (Jack Black) "Which was a big mistake, I see that now."

• (Michael Cera) "I'm a virgin by choice."
• (Jack Black) "Ha. Not your choice."

Oliver Platt as High Priest

• (Oliver Platt) "Behind these doors is the Holiest of Holies, earthly domain of the gods. A place so ineffably sacred, so powerful, that he who enters -- Instant death."
• (Michael Cera) "Who cleans it?"

Hank Azaria as Abraham

• (Hank Azaria) "We are the Hebrews. Righteous people; not very good at sports."

Olivia Wilde as Princess Inanna

• (Olivia Wilde) "Come. Come quick."
• (Jack Black) "That won't be a problem."
• (Jack Black) "What are we doing here?"
• (Olivia Wilde) "I want you to enter the Holiest of Holies."
• (Jack Black) "Oh, that's quite a coincidence, because I want you to sit on the Poliest of Polies."

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