XXX (2002 film) Quotes

XXX (2002 film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . XXX ended its run in 1970.

It features Neal H. Moritz as producer, Randy Edelman in charge of musical score, and Dean Semler as head of cinematography.

XXX (2002 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of XXX (2002 film) is 124 minutes long. XXX (2002 film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Vin Diesel as Xander Cage, Marton Csokas as Yorgi, Richy Müller as Milan Sova, Asia Argento as Yelena, Michael Roof as Toby Lee Shavers, Eve as J.J., Danny Trejo as El Jefe, Petr Jákl as Kolya, and Jan Pavel Filipensky as Viktor.

XXX (2002 film) Quotes

Vin Diesel as Xander Cage

• (Vin Diesel) "It was only a Corvette."

• (Vin Diesel) "Look who it is. Frankenstein. Uncuff me so I can beat the shit out of you."
• (Gibbons) "Relax, X, you just graduated at the head of your class."

• (Vin Diesel) "Shaken -- and stirred."

• (Vin Diesel) "WHOO. Not bad."
• (Vin Diesel) "Lets do that again."

• (Vin Diesel) "Ya know, if you're gonna send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is."

• (Vin Diesel) "You're in the Xander Zone."

• (Vin Diesel) "What is this place?"
• (Gibbons) "Looks like a diner."
• (Vin Diesel) "That's clever. You know, you almost had me going there for a while. I was a bit groggy before, then I started noticing things. Like, you got a stockbroker over here, all dressed up reading the Financial Times on a Sunday morning when the market's closed. Unlikely, but okay, I can go with that. I can even go with the stick-up man packing a cop-issue Beretta. But you want to know where you blew it?"
• (Vin Diesel) "With her. My aunt was in the restaurant business all her life. There's no way in hell a career waitress comes to work in high heels. She'd have blisters the size of pancakes before lunch. And if she ain't real, then this whole thing ain't real. That's how I knew this bozo over here wouldn't get a shot off even if we waited till St. Patrick's Day."
• (Vin Diesel) "Because there's nothing but blanks in these guns. Oh, and no offense, but their performances were terrible."

• (Vin Diesel) "Okay, I'll turn down the music."

• (Vin Diesel) "You wanna tell me what you're doing with the Ivan's?"

• (Vin Diesel) "My kind of people would say, "Kiss my ass, Scarface.""

• (Vin Diesel) "I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in."

• (Vin Diesel) "Is this guy gonna hump my leg or what?"

• (Vin Diesel) "Okay, Okay, I'll turn down the music."

• (Vin Diesel) "Welcome to the Xander Zone."

• (Vin Diesel) "Here comes the ROTC."

• (Vin Diesel) "I live for this shit."

• (Vin Diesel) "I bet that flag is a real comfort every time you look in the mirror."
• (Gibbons) "A small price I paid for putting foot to ass for my country."

• (Vin Diesel) "I wish I had a video camera."
• (Asia Argento) "What are you talking about?"
• (Vin Diesel) "'Cause this is gonna be one hell of a trick."

• (Vin Diesel) "Been in any diners lately?"

• (Vin Diesel) "Yo. What's your name, slick?"
• (Ivan Podrov) "My name is Ivan."
• (Vin Diesel) "Ivan? What's your name, buddy?"
• (Ivan Pedgrag) "My name is Ivan."
• (Vin Diesel) "You're both Ivan?"

• (Police Officer) "You, in the red Corvette. Pull over immediately."
• (Vin Diesel) "Yeah, yeah. These monkeys are following me because I just took this car. Obviously the car doesn't belong to me, it's not my style. It belongs to Dick. Dick Hotchkiss, a California state senator. You remember Dick? He's the guy who tried to ban rap music because he feels that the lyrics promote violence. It's music, Dick. He's also the guy who wants to pull every video game off every shop in the country, because he feels that the video games diminishing intelligence of our youth. Oh, come on, Dick. It's only education we got. Dick, you're a bad man. You know what we do to bad men. We punish them. Dick, you've just entered The Xander Zone."
• (Vin Diesel) "Okay, I'm coming in hot with a side of bacon."
• (Hillside Video Shooter) "Go. Go, go, go, go."
• (Van Video Shooter) "Pull it. Pull it."
• (Van Video Shooter) "Yes."
• (Caddy Driver) "Go get the cameras. Go, go, go."
• (Vin Diesel) "Moral of the story is, don't be a dick, Dick."

• (Gibbons) "You ever watch lions at the zoo? You can always tell which ones were captured in the wild by the look in their eyes. The wild cat. She remembers running across the plain, the thrill of the hunt. Four hundred pounds of killing fury, locked in a box. But after a while, their eyes start to glaze over, and you can tell their soul has died. The same thing happens to a man. Leavenworth Federal Penetentiary is no joke. They'll take a wild man like you and throw him in solitary just for the fun of it. No more mountains to board, no more oceans to surf. Just a 6-by-8 cell with no window and only a bucket to shit in. You can avoid all of that by doing me this small favor."
• (Vin Diesel) "You don't have shit on me."
• (Gibbons) "I noticed you have three X's tattooed on the back of your neck. I think that's rather appropriate, since you're looking at three strikes. Grand theft auto, reckless endangerment, and that little bridge stunt of yours makes you a three-time loser. Maybe you ought to call yourself "Triple X." But if you do what I want, I'll make all your little recent criminal transgressions go away and let you get back to that pathetic excuse of a life."

• (Vin Diesel) "Nothing like fresh powder."

• (Vin Diesel) "He also wants video games banned because he believes that they're destroying education -- come on Dick, it's the only education we got."

• (Vin Diesel) "I've been risking my life for a lot of stupid reasons. This is the first one that makes sense to me."

• (Gibbons) "I gave you an order."
• (Vin Diesel) "And I followed that order. You said, 'Go home, Triple X.' That means stay, doesn't it?"

• (Vin Diesel) "Koyla, Yorgi's younger brother, happens to be an action sports fanatic. So naturally, he's a fan. But, when you kill a bottle of Vodka in three swigs, and you're gonna talk too much."

• (Vin Diesel) "You guys haven't been to any diners lately, huh?"
• (Virg) "Diner finalists."

Marton Csokas as Yorgi

• (Marton Csokas) "Now that business is over, we party."
• (Petr Jákl) "Bitches, come."

• (Marton Csokas) "There is an old punk song, it says America stands for freedom --"
• (Vin Diesel) "But if you think you're free try walking into a deli --"
• (Vin Diesel) "And urinating on the cheese."

• (Marton Csokas) "Most people talk a lot, few are up for the moment. Welcome to Anarchy Ninety-nine."

• (Unnamed) "He stole the chip, he's inside."
• (Marton Csokas) "I see him."
• (Marton Csokas) "Kirill. Time to work."

Asia Argento as Yelena

• (Asia Argento) "You're not supposed to be in here."
• (Vin Diesel) "I was on the way to the bathroom. What's your excuse?"
• (Asia Argento) "I don't need an excuse."
• (Vin Diesel) "You're good."
• (Vin Diesel) "But not that good."

• (Asia Argento) "Did you enjoy that?"
• (Vin Diesel) "Yes."
• (Asia Argento) "Good, because it will never happen again."

• (Asia Argento) "Do you know what a wire transfer is?"
• (Vin Diesel) "Is she for real. Sweetheart is there anything else you need to do, let us big boys have a conversation."
• (Asia Argento) "Conversation. A word with four syllables. Do you want some ice before your brain overheats."
• (Vin Diesel) "Ice. Yeah, you could chisel some off your heart, if you could find it."

• (Asia Argento) "Xander? Remember what I told you before, when you kissed me?"
• (Vin Diesel) "Never again?"
• (Asia Argento) "I lied."

• (Asia Argento) "I've been undercover here for two years."
• (Vin Diesel) "Two years? What was your plan? To let them die of old age?"

• (Asia Argento) "I'm an agent too. I've been undercover for two years."
• (Vin Diesel) "Two years? What was your plan? Have them die of old age?"

Michael Roof as Toby Lee Shavers

• (Michael Roof) "Datura knockout darts. POW. Guy goes down for 12 hours, wakes up, doesn't know who the hell he is, and his head's splitting like a cord of firewood."
• (Vin Diesel) "I was shot twice with those."

• (Michael Roof) "Eagle Eyes. Nine enhanced-vision modes. Every little boy's dream: the penetrator mode. Check it out."
• (Vin Diesel) "Oh, my God."
• (Michael Roof) "She's checking you out."
• (Vin Diesel) "I gotta hang onto these."

• (Michael Roof) "I've always wanted to say this. Fire in the hole."

• (Michael Roof) "Ah. Knocked over a few 7-Elevens, have we?"
• (Vin Diesel) "No, I had my leg in a cast for about three months. All I did was play first-person shooter video games."
• (Michael Roof) "That's a really sad story."

• (Michael Roof) "How long have you been with the agency?"
• (Vin Diesel) "Two days."
• (Michael Roof) "You're shitting me. No way. Man, that sucks."
• (Vin Diesel) "Yeah, it sucks, but it beats jail."
• (Michael Roof) "No, it sucks because I spent six years in the basement of some windowless, NSA, gadget freak room, man. And I got a degree. I got a degree from MIT. Phi Beta Kappa, magna cum laude. And I bet they probably picked you up, what, pumping iron in San Quentin?"
• (Vin Diesel) "You ever get punched in the face for talking too much?"

Jan Pavel Filipensky as Viktor

• (Jan Pavel Filipensky) "Find him fast. Kill him slow."

Richy Müller as Milan Sova

• (Richy Müller) "My name is Milan Sova, Czech Secret Police. When you are here, you are under my jurisdiction. You take my orders, you do what I say. And if you become any kind of an inconvenience, I'll shoot you."
• (Vin Diesel) "That's great, is this were I'm staying?"
• (Richy Müller) "You are here because your government is putting pressure on my government. This is an internal affair, a Czech affair that you are interfering with. I will warning you once, don't shit in my lawn. Get whatever information your government seeks, and get out."
• (Vin Diesel) "Let's get this straight. You may not want me here, but I definitely don't want to be here. Two, I've never been under anyone's jurisdiction, and three, if you're gonna shoot anybody, shoot the monkey that sold you this suit."

• (Richy Müller) "Everyone in this club's got two things in common; they're filthy rich and they're criminals."
• (Vin Diesel) "I'll fit in perfect, except for the filthy rich part."

• (Richy Müller) "First you set me up in the bar. Then you shoot me in the back."
• (Vin Diesel) "My boss does it to me. I did it to you. It's a vicious circle."

Eve as J.J.

Danny Trejo as El Jefe

• (Danny Trejo) "Okay, funny guys. I'll show you what we do when funny guys get in our business."
• (Vin Diesel) "What? Hog-tie us and force us to listen to your bad accent?"
• (Danny Trejo) "No. Cut off their Achilles tendon and watch them flop around like a marionette. Unless you have something to tell me, something I need to know? Huh?"
• (Vin Diesel) "Uh, okay. You're short."
• (Vin Diesel) "And my friend over there says you could use a haircut to update your style. Get off me."
• (Danny Trejo) "Shut up."
• (Vin Diesel) "Just two seconds ago, you told us to talk. Now it's "Shut up?" I mean, I don't mean to nit-pick, but you're the worst at this torture thing."

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