Women's Appreciation Quotes

Women's Appreciation is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Women's Appreciation ended in 1970.

Women's Appreciation Quotes

• (Michael Scott) "Let's face it. Most guys are from the Dark Ages. They're cavemen. And they like a woman to be showing her cleavage and to be wearing eight-inch heels. And to be wearing see-through underpants. But for me, a woman looks best when she is just absolutely naked."

• (Michael Scott) "Nobody likes to be flashed. When Meredith flashed me at that Christmas party, I nearly vomited."
• (Meredith Palmer) "I don't remember doing that."
• (Angela) "What a surprise."

• (Karen Filippelli) "Hey, did you guys see this memo that Dwight sent out? "Women will be sent home if they wear makeup or heels exceeding one-quarter inch. Females are not allowed to speak to strangers unless given written authorization by Dwight Schrute." This is ridiculous."
• (Dwight Schrute) "Attention. I am removing all bananas from the kitchen."
• (Karen Filippelli) "Dwight, this memo that you distributed is insulting."
• (Dwight Schrute) "Desperate times call for desperate measures."

• (Michael Scott) "My point is -- A penis, when seen in the right context, is the most wonderful sight for a woman. But in the wrong context, it is like a monster movie."
• (Dwight Schrute) ""Alien.""

• (Michael Scott) "Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable. There's a wishing fountain at the mall, and I threw a coin in for every woman in the world and made a wish. I wished for Jan to get over me. I wished for Phyllis a plasma TV. I wished for Pam to gain courage. I wished for Angela a heart and for Kelly a brain. "Michael. How can you appreciate women so much but also dump one of them?" You mean, how can I be so illogical and flighty and unpredictable and emotional? Well, maybe I learned something from women after all."

• (Jim Halpert) "Like, what does a demerit mean?"
• (Dwight Schrute) "Let's put it this way. You do not want to receive three of those."
• (Jim Halpert) "Lay it on me."
• (Dwight Schrute) "Three demerits, and you'll receive a citation."
• (Jim Halpert) "Now, that sounds serious."
• (Dwight Schrute) "Oh, it is serious. Five citations, and you're looking at a violation. Four of those, and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that will land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me, and placed on the desk of my immediate superior."
• (Jim Halpert) "Which would be me."
• (Dwight Schrute) "That is correct."
• (Jim Halpert) "Okay. I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full dessaggelation."
• (Dwight Schrute) "What's a dis -- What's that?"
• (Jim Halpert) "Oh, you don't want to know."

• (Pam Beesly) "I don't often miss Roy, but I can tell you one thing. I wish someone flashed me when I was with Roy. Because that would have been the ass-kicking of the year. Especially if it had been Jim. He would not have wanted me to see Jim's -- I'm -- I am saying a lot of things."

• (Dwight Schrute) "I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides."

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