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Wishmaster (film) Quotes

Wishmaster (film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Wishmaster stopped airing in 1970.

It features Harry Manfredini in charge of musical score, and Jacques Haitkin as head of cinematography.

Wishmaster (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Wishmaster (film) is 90 minutes long. Wishmaster (film) is distributed by Artisan Entertainment.

The cast includes: Tammy Lauren as Alexandra Amberson, Jenny O'Hara as Wendy, Andrew Divoff as Djinn, Robert Englund as Beaumont, Andrew Divoff as The Djinn, Tony Todd as Johnny Valentine, Ted Raimi as Ed Finney, George 'Buck' Flower as Homeless Man, Reggie Bannister as Pharmacist, Tony Crane as Josh Aickman, and Wendy Benson as Shannon Amberson.

Wishmaster (film) Quotes

Andrew Divoff as Djinn

  • (Andrew Divoff) "Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to have unlimited power, and only be able to use it when some worm asks you for something?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, I can't say that I do. I can't say that I give a s***, either."
  • (Andrew Divoff) "I claim that which is owed."
  • (Andrew Divoff) "You wish to know what I am? To you, I am this: The cry of the abandoned child. The whimper of the whipped beast. I am the face that stares back at you from the shadows of your mirror. The hollowness at the heart of all your hopes, Alexandra. I AM DESPAIR."
  • (Andrew Divoff) "My patience wears thin."
  • (Tammy Lauren) "What are you going to do, kill me? Where's your third wish then?"
  • (Andrew Divoff) "I don't need you dead, Alexandra. I just need you to wish you were."
  • (Andrew Divoff) "So, how do you like me so far?"
  • (Andrew Divoff) "Going my way?"
  • (Andrew Divoff) "What would you do to have them come true?"
  • (George 'Buck' Flower) "Cigarette and a handshake's about all I got, pal."
  • (Andrew Divoff) "Not quite. You have a soul."
  • (George 'Buck' Flower) "That I'd trade for a shower and a jug of jack."
  • (Andrew Divoff) "Then the death of your enemy you would consider a bargain?"
  • (Andrew Divoff) "Listen to their screams, child, listen to the music of their agony."
  • (Andrew Divoff) "We have unfinished business."
  • (Tammy Lauren) "It's gonna stay unfinished."
  • (Andrew Divoff) "Run, insect. Run and tell those you will, what you will. Tell them there is something loose in their city which feeds on wishes. But tell them quickly, while you still have a soul."

Jenny O'Hara as Wendy

  • (Jenny O'Hara) "What an insufferable prick that man is. Still, it's not your problem. Unless, of course, you're stupid enough to be working for him."
  • (Tammy Lauren) "No."
  • (Jenny O'Hara) "Or sleeping with him."
  • (Tammy Lauren) "No."
  • (Jenny O'Hara) "Oh good. Well, that establishes your discerning good taste."
  • (Jenny O'Hara) "Uh-huh. What can I do for you?"
  • (Tammy Lauren) "Absolutely nothing at all until I can get your full attention."
  • (Jenny O'Hara) "I like you."

Tammy Lauren as Alexandra Amberson

  • (Tammy Lauren) "So what are we doing tonight?"
  • (Tony Crane) "'We?'"
  • (Tammy Lauren) "Oh, what's the matter, Josh? Are you afraid of the complications?"
  • (Tony Crane) "Um --"
  • (Tammy Lauren) "You know what? I think this could help."
  • (Tammy Lauren) "Does that help?"
  • (Tony Crane) "-- Yeah. Yeah, where are we going tonight?"
  • (Tammy Lauren) "Dinner and movie?"
  • (Tony Crane) "With me?"
  • (Tammy Lauren) "Yeah."
  • (Tony Crane) "Yeah, yeah. I was thinking more about, um -- about hot dogs and a ball game."
  • (Tammy Lauren) "Yeah."
  • (Tony Crane) "Um, are you -- Are you alright?"
  • (Tony Crane) "Alex?"
  • (Tammy Lauren) "What happens if I wished you dead?"
  • (Andrew Divoff) "Why, how remarkably original of you, Alexandra. I'll tell you what. I'll give you one free wish. A sample. Just to get you in the spirit of the game."
  • (Tammy Lauren) "All right. I want you to destroy yourself. Blow your brains out. Right now"
  • (Andrew Divoff) "Very well."
  • (Andrew Divoff) "That which is eternal cannot die. But if it's any consolation sweet Alex, THAT HURT LIKE HELL."
  • (Tammy Lauren) "Where's Wendy?"
  • (Andrew Divoff) "Bedroom. But I wouldn't go in there if I were you. Messy. I needed her face."
  • (Tammy Lauren) "You killed her."
  • (Andrew Divoff) "Actually, I can't kill anyone. Not unless they wish me to. Your research should have told you that."
  • (Tammy Lauren) "She didn't wish to be dead, you lying sack of s***."
  • (Andrew Divoff) "I showed her my true face. Her reaction wasn't very flattering. As a matter of fact, she got downright hysterical. I merely asked if she wished to be released from her fear. You're a dangerous person to know, Alexandra. Your scientist friend, your boss, the policeman, Wendy. By the by-where is that tasty little sister of yours today?"
  • (Tammy Lauren) "A djinn? A genie?"
  • (Jenny O'Hara) "Now hold on a minute. Forget what our culture has made of the Djinn. Forget Barbara Eden. Forget Robin Williams. To the people of ancient Arabia, the Djinn was neither cute not funny. It was something else entirely. It was the face of fear itself."
  • (Tammy Lauren) "If there's no hope, no magic, I'll have to rely on myself."
  • (Andrew Divoff) "Match wits with a creature older than time? Match wits with a prince of the dark dominions? Pit your tiny twentieth century mind against one who walked the spaces between the worlds, and trod the wings of angels beneath his conquering feet? Alexandra, you're a delight. Really, you are."

George 'Buck' Flower as Homeless Man

  • (George 'Buck' Flower) "You left customers in there. That's not a very good way to run a business."
  • (Reggie Bannister) "Don't you tell me how to run my business, you're a f***ing bum."
  • (George 'Buck' Flower) "Well, you don't tell me how to run my life. You're a f***ing prick. I'll talk to whoever I want to. You don't own this f***ing sidewalk."
  • (Reggie Bannister) "You wanna know something? I do own this f***in' sidewalk. You wanna know why? Cause I pay f***in' taxes."
  • (George 'Buck' Flower) "f*** you."
  • (Reggie Bannister) "No, f*** you."
  • (George 'Buck' Flower) "I hope you die, you sack of s***. I hope you die, and I hope you float down the gutter, so I can f***in' piss on you."
  • (George 'Buck' Flower) "You big, bald-headed baboon. Miscomplected afterbirth of a Chinese gang-banger. Educated idiot."

Robert Englund as Beaumont

  • (Robert Englund) "My God."
  • (Andrew Divoff) "Not yet, human. Soon -- very soon I will be."

Ted Raimi as Ed Finney

  • (Ted Raimi) "Does the word dumbass mean anything to you?"

Tony Todd as Johnny Valentine

  • (Unnamed) "Step aside, doorman."
  • (Tony Todd) "Doorman? The name is Valentine. Johnny Valentine. You'd better remember when they ask you how you lost your eye."

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