Who's the Boss? Quotes

Who's the Boss? is a Family sitcom that was first aired in 1984 on American Broadcasting Company. Who's the Boss? stopped airing in 1992.

Who's the Boss? aired for 8 seasons and 196 episodes. It features Martin Cohan as theme composer. Who's the Boss? is executive produced by Martin Cohan. Who's the Boss? is created by Martin Cohan.

Who's the Boss? is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Who's the Boss? is 23 minutes long. Who's the Boss? is produced by Embassy Television and distributed by Columbia Pictures Television (1989-1995).

The cast includes: Tony Danza as Tony, Judith Light as Angela, Alyssa Milano as Samantha Micelli, and Katherine Helmond as Mona Robinson.

Who's the Boss? Quotes

Tony Danza as Tony

• (Tony Danza) "Hey look at this nose. I fractured this nose three times and I can still smell."
• (Alyssa Milano) "Yeah. I broke my finger twice and I can still dial."
• (Katherine Helmond) "I once fractured my pelvis."
• (Tony Danza) "Yeah, and she can still walk."

• (Tony Danza) "Ay-oh. Oh-ay."

Judith Light as Angela

• (Judith Light) "Did it seem to you like Jan and Steve might be a good match?"
• (Tony Danza) "What? Angela are you kidding me? All they said all night was hello, goodbye, and ehh I'm choking."

• (Judith Light) "Well, we got on a plane you know swish, swoosh."
• (Tony Danza) "Yeah, well, it sounds like something happened in between the swish and the swoosh."
• (Judith Light) "Well, we went to Las Vegas, and we got married but I thought we got the marriage annulled the next day?"
• (Angela's first Husband) "No. These are just the papers that divided up the garbage collection. Angela, we're still married."
• (Katherine Helmond) "And to think all of this time that you were married to Michael you were a bigamist."

Katherine Helmond as Mona Robinson

• (Katherine Helmond) "Angela, I know what's good for you -- Buy him."

Alyssa Milano as Samantha Micelli

• (Alyssa Milano) "Now dad remember. Smile, be polite, and whatever you do don't tell the pig joke."
• (Tony Danza) "That one is the real ice breaker."

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