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Who's Harry Crumb? Quotes

Who's Harry Crumb? is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Who's Harry Crumb? stopped airing in 1970.

It features Arnon Milchan as producer, Michel Colombier in charge of musical score, and Stephen M. Katz as head of cinematography.

Who's Harry Crumb? is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Who's Harry Crumb? is 90 min. long. Who's Harry Crumb? is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: John Candy as Harry Crumb, Jeffrey Jones as Eliot Draison, Annie Potts as Helen Downing, Shawnee Smith as Mikki Downing, and Tim Thomerson as Vince Barnes.

Who's Harry Crumb? Quotes

Annie Potts as Helen Downing

  • (Annie Potts) "I hate being poor."
  • (Tim Thomerson) "Agh -- we've still got each other babe.; singing; They say our love won't pay the rent; before its earned our money's all been spent. I got you babe -- woah, hey, now -- I got you babe."
  • (Annie Potts) "Back then, dinner and a movie might have gotten you into some girl's panties, but it's gonna take a lot more than that to get into mine."

Shawnee Smith as Mikki Downing

  • (Shawnee Smith) "Look at her. Isn't she perfect?"
  • (John Candy) "Well, I wouldn't say perfect. I mean, look at the size of her head. She must be enormous."
  • (John Candy) "But easy to find."

John Candy as Harry Crumb

  • (John Candy) "You know Nikki, you and I are a lot alike. We're both travelling through life --"
  • (John Candy) "-- IN A CAR WITH NO BREAKS."
  • (John Candy) "My reputation precedes me. Otherwise I'd be late for all my appointments."
  • (John Candy) "What's this? An egg?"
  • (Jeffrey Jones) "It's a pterodactyl egg. It's fossilized. It's 90 million years old. In the entire world, only two of these have ever been found."
  • (John Candy) "You know, that may be worth something."
  • (John Candy) "I am Djour Djilios."
  • (Unnamed) "Could you spell that please?"
  • (John Candy) "I don't think so. Try it with a "D"."

Jeffrey Jones as Eliot Draison

  • (Jeffrey Jones) "You haven't looked at these have you?"
  • (John Candy) "No. I was there."
  • (John Candy) "You'd think an athletic guy like Vince Barnes would have a big dingus"
  • (John Candy) "-- But, no, look at that pathetic little --"
  • (John Candy) "fallacy."
  • (Jeffrey Jones) "You don't know anything about this case, do you?"

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