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Where the Boys Are Quotes

Where the Boys Are is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Where the Boys Are completed its run in 1970.

It features Joe Pasternak as producer, Score: in charge of musical score, and Robert J. Bronner as head of cinematography.

Where the Boys Are is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Where the Boys Are is 99 minutes long. Where the Boys Are is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Paula Prentiss as Tuggle Carpenter, George Hamilton as Ryder Smith, Jim Hutton as TV Thompson, Chill Wills as Police Captain, Barbara Nichols as Lola Fandango, and Dolores Hart as Merritt Andrews.

Where the Boys Are Quotes

Chill Wills as Police Captain

  • (Chill Wills) "Car 19 -- Student in pajamas directing traffic."
  • (Paula Prentiss) "What's that?"
  • (Jim Hutton) "Police calls. I like to keep track of my friends."
  • (Chill Wills) "Gentlemen, the city of Fort Lauderdale is once again under fire from the north. We've survived it before and I reckon we're gonna survive it again. To you newly installed officers on the force, I'd to give you a little rundown on what to expect. Expect anything. Anything and everything cause that's what you're gonna get. Now, Fort Lauderdale is not the only city to be invaded at this time. In Palm Springs and in Newport, from the beaches of the Mid Atlantic to the snows of Colorado, the students of America are gathering to celebrate the rites of spring. And, if you pardon a pun, you've got that right. They're our future voters, their citizens of our country, and they're our responsibility. But how the hell to handle them, that's a different manner."
  • (Chill Wills) "Now these kids didn't come down here to break the law. They'll break it for sure, but that's not their main objective. And remember that they are our guests. So, I want every man on the force to try his best, his level best, to try to avoid arresting anyone. I know that this going to take great will power but try. And, above all preserve your sense of humor. Cause you're gonna need it if you want to survive. And -- God bless you all."
  • (Chill Wills) "Car 7: Go to Paradise Hotel. A live hammerhead shark has been placed in the pool."
  • (Chill Wills) "Wait a minute. Haven't I seen you in here before?"
  • (Barbara Nichols) "Just once, and it was purely by accident. The night my strap broke?"

Dolores Hart as Merritt Andrews

  • (Unnamed) "Dr. Raunch tells me, when I spoke to her on the phone, she suggested that you might be overly concerned with the problem of sex. Do you think you are, Merritt?"
  • (Dolores Hart) "Dean Caldwell, I-I'd say there were probably a half a million co-eds in this country. I imagine 98% of them are overly concerned with that problem. So in that respect I guess I'm fairly normal."
  • (Unnamed) "We are not discussing Dr. Kinsey, we are discussing interpersonal relationships."
  • (Dolores Hart) "What can be more interpersonal than Backseat Bingo?"
  • (Dolores Hart) "What's your shoe size?"
  • (Jim Hutton) "13"
  • (Dolores Hart) "Get in the car."
  • (Dolores Hart) "Where did you learn that, in reform school?"

Paula Prentiss as Tuggle Carpenter

  • (Paula Prentiss) "Girls like me weren't built to be educated. We were made to have children. That's my ambition: to be a walking, talking baby factory. Legal, of course. And with union labor."

Jim Hutton as TV Thompson

  • (Jim Hutton) "Tuggle, are you a good girl?"
  • (Paula Prentiss) "Please, I don't want to disillusion you or disappoint you."
  • (Jim Hutton) "No, no, no, no. I won't be disillusioned or disappointed. Are you a good girl, Tuggle?"
  • (Paula Prentiss) "Ummhmm."
  • (Jim Hutton) "Oh --"
  • (Paula Prentiss) "I knew it."
  • (Jim Hutton) "What lungs. Get those lungs."
  • (Paula Prentiss) "It hasn't anything to do with her lungs. She's got a little hose down there she breathes through. You see?"
  • (Jim Hutton) "What lungs."
  • (Jim Hutton) "Nice kids, aren't they?"
  • (George Hamilton) "Yeah, maybe a little too nice."
  • (Jim Hutton) "Yeah, funny thing about women, if you don't make a big pitch for them, they get mad. If you do, they get mad. How can you win?"
  • (George Hamilton) "You can't, you're not playing for the same stakes."
  • (Jim Hutton) "Boy, I know what you mean. While you're seeing stars, they see a wedding ring. They're so darn, practical."
  • (George Hamilton) "You know something. I don't think they realize what a risk marriage is for men."
  • (Jim Hutton) "Well not so much for a guy like you, you can afford to be wrong. I can't even afford to be right."
  • (Jim Hutton) "That act you do in the tank. Stupendous routine you've got there, stupendous."
  • (Barbara Nichols) "Thank you. It's all a matter of breath control, you have to learn to control your lungs."
  • (Jim Hutton) "What lungs."

Barbara Nichols as Lola Fandango

  • (Barbara Nichols) "Oh, I've seen the seamy side of life, my little one. It hasn't all been beer and roses by a long shot."

George Hamilton as Ryder Smith

  • (George Hamilton) "Don't be frightened."
  • (Dolores Hart) "I'm not frightened and I'm not being coy. It's just that I've -- I've never done anything like this before."
  • (George Hamilton) "You certainly had me fooled. All that talk."
  • (Dolores Hart) "That's all it was is talk, and unless you love me the way I love you --"
  • (George Hamilton) "I love you, Merritt, I love you."
  • (George Hamilton) "Sophistication isn't a matter of where you come from or even what your family does. It's the way you; the way you think, your outlook on life, what you've experienced."
  • (George Hamilton) "Experience. That's what separates the girls from the Girl Scouts."

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