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Weight Loss (The Office) Quotes

Weight Loss (The Office) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Weight Loss ended in 1970.

Weight Loss (The Office) Quotes

  • (Andy Bernard) "I'm excited to lose weight for the wedding, because I really want to have washboard abs the first time Angela sees me naked."
  • (Pam Beesley) "Hey, this is not halfway. I did the math. I had to drive way longer than you. Montclair would have been closer, so you have to buy lunch."
  • (Pam Beesley) "What are you doing?"
  • (Jim Halpert) "I just can't wait."
  • (Pam Beesley) "Oh, my God."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Pam, will you marry me?"
  • (Pam Beesley) "Oh, my God."
  • (Jim Halpert) "So?"
  • (Pam Beesley) "Yes."
  • (Andy Bernard) "Ang -- ela."
  • (Andy Bernard) "Ela, ela, ela. Under my Angerela. Ela, ela, eh, eh, eh."
  • (Angela Martin) "What?"
  • (Andy Bernard) "Every little boy fantasizes about his fairytale wedding."
  • (Angela Martin) "I have a nice comforter, a few cozy pillows, I usually read a chapter of a book, and it's lights out by 8:30, and that's how I sleep at night."
  • (Kevin Malone) "Wait, back up. Do you think that I'm retarded?"
  • (Michael Scott) "What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went -- I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years."
  • (Andy Bernard) "Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them because they are unfair."
  • (Kelly Kapoor) "I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me and then it eats all my food so that I don't get fat. And then after three months, I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico."
  • (Creed Bratton) "That wasn't a tapeworm."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Not that guy who murdered his mother. He was not so handsome. Also, Kevin."
  • (Jim Halpert) "I can't believe I'm saying this, but Michael is actually killing it with Holly. And I think I know why. It's because Holly is kind of a major dork."

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