We're Not from Here Quotes

We're Not from Here is a television show that first aired in 1970 . We're Not from Here stopped airing in 1970.

(Unnamed) "Robin: Quick announcement: I am glad you are here, fellow travelers. A couple rules. Ah, not rules, let's call them "Guidelines for Harmonious Living". Guideline for Harmonious Living #1: The kitchen sink is for dishes, the toilet is for pee-pee. GFHL #2: Marijuana is illegal in the United States, yes, even when baked into a blueberry muffin, that someone might mistakenly eat for breakfast, before leaving for their job as a TV newscaster. "This just in, look at my hand, how weird is my hand?" is not an appropriate thing to say on the air. And #3-"
(Unnamed) "AND #3 IS KEEP THE NOISE TO A MINIMUM. I have to take a nap. I'm still pretty baked."

(Unnamed) "Please -- vacation romances have an expiration date. Gael's got a 'best if banged by' sticker on him. Once your romance starts to stink, you'll dump his ass down the drain like sour milk, and go back to being "unevolved Robin", the one we actually like. Back me up here, Ted."
(Unnamed) "I'm just happy Robin's happy."
(Unnamed) "I'm telling you: Within three days --"
(Unnamed) "Oh, here he comes; switch to big words."
(Unnamed) "Within a triad of solar periods, you'll recognize your dearth of compatibility with your paramour and conclude your association."
(Unnamed) "My journey was transformative, and I reassert my commitment to both the aforementioned paramour, and the philosophies he espouses."
(Unnamed) "What are we talking of? Baseball?"
(Unnamed) "This is all going to return to masticate you in the gluteals. Support my hypothesis, Ted."
(Unnamed) "I'm just jubilant my former paramour is jubilant."

(Unnamed) "If I die under suspicious circumstances, beware. Trust no one, not even Ted."
(Unnamed) "Especially Ted."

(Unnamed) "I've just realized something."
(Unnamed) "That you've lost your ways?"
(Unnamed) "No. That you really suck. You're boring and lame, and you're getting sand everywhere. Seriously, where is all the sand coming from?"

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