Watching the Detectives (film) Quotes

Watching the Detectives (film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Watching the Detectives ended in 1970.

It features Ryan Amon in charge of musical score.

Watching the Detectives (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Watching the Detectives (film) is distributed by Peace Arch Films.

The cast includes: Heather Burns as Denise, Cillian Murphy as Neil, Lucy Liu as Violet, Michael Panes as Lucien, Paul Soter as Jay, and Jason Sudeikis as Jonathan.

Watching the Detectives (film) Quotes

Lucy Liu as Violet

• (Lucy Liu) "So which one should I rent? So which one do you recommend?"
• (Lucy Liu) "All of a sudden you're a mute?"
• (Cillian Murphy) "Oh, err, I take it your talking to me now?"
• (Lucy Liu) "Who else would I be talking to?"

• (Lucy Liu) "I gotta' tell ya' though, you missed one hell of a Happy Hour."
• (Lucy Liu) "They got the best god****ed 'peanuss' in town."
• (Cillian Murphy) "What?"
• (Lucy Liu) ""Peanuts": P; E; A - -- nuts."

• (Lucy Liu) "No, I don't mind. I'm in the video store right now -- No, it's one of those little s***ty ones."

Cillian Murphy as Neil

• (Cillian Murphy) "Look, Denise, you're not enough like Katherine Ross in "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.""
• (Heather Burns) "I don't know what that means."
• (Cillian Murphy) "She was so supportive, you know -- she, she didn't make Paul Newman feel stupid. She went along with it --"
• (Heather Burns) "Well, you know what, Neil, you can't go along with someone who's going nowhere. Someone who runs a s***ty little video store that doesn't even make any money and, and spends his days hanging around a bunch of dorks talking about "The Seventh Seal.""
• (Cillian Murphy) "Hey, you liked "The Seventh Seal.""
• (Heather Burns) "I was FAKING it, you sucker."
• (Heather Burns) "Oh -- oh, THIS is Bergman? The IMAGERY, it's so POWERFUL. WHAT a GENIUS. I'm SO HAPPY you made me watch this -- Hah."

• (Cillian Murphy) "Um, I don't really know where to begin, uh -- I told myself I wouldn't cry. No, seriously I have so many people to thank."

• (Cillian Murphy) "You never rented a movie?"
• (Lucy Liu) "Well, I've been to a movie. Does that count?"

Jason Sudeikis as Jonathan

• (Jason Sudeikis) "Did she have any wild mood swings?"
• (Cillian Murphy) "No, she was -- she was, you know, she was pretty consistently out there."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "Yeah alright then, she's not bi-polar."

Michael Panes as Lucien

• (Michael Panes) "So what was the Bet?"
• (Jason Sudeikis) "If the bugs won, I could shove a burrito in your face."
• (Michael Panes) "Well you know the last time you lost, I was supposed to get to piss on your foot, but I never did."
• (Jason Sudeikis) "What you waiting for? You want to piss on my foot, be my guest."
• (Michael Panes) "Hey Neil."
• (Cillian Murphy) "Yeah?"
• (Michael Panes) "Want to see me piss on his foot?"
• (Cillian Murphy) "Uh, sure, yeah -- Just not in the store."

• (Michael Panes) "Ya know, we could do this later if you want?"
• (Cillian Murphy) "Oh god Lucien, she's ruined it for me Lucien. I mean it's all so boring now."
• (Michael Panes) "Hey, hey let's put in a movie?"
• (Cillian Murphy) "No, no more movies. It's no use, it's not enough anymore, ya know? It's just all so mundane and so predictable Lucien. Oh hey look. It's Jayson. Jayson's going to come in here and he's going to hand me a package, and then he's going hand me his thing, and I'm going to sign the thing and I'm going to hand it right back to him, and then he's going to get in his truck and he's going to drive of. Oh, it's -- it's so predictable Lucien, it's not enough anymore, ya know? Where's the -- where's the adventure, you know?"
• (Cillian Murphy) "there's no adventure man. Where's the adventure Lucien?"
• (Paul Soter) "You signed it Neil Adventure."
• (Paul Soter) "You crossed out Adventure and wrote adventure again."
• (Cillian Murphy) "What does it matter Jayson? Huh."
• (Paul Soter) "It matters because I'm actually responsible for any package that doesn't have a valiad signature or receipt --"
• (Michael Panes) "Jesus Christ --"
• (Paul Soter) "I don't make the rules."
• (Michael Panes) "Lighten up Jayson."

Heather Burns as Denise

• (Heather Burns) "I bet you're gonna say next it's not you, it's me."
• (Cillian Murphy) "No, no, no, it's definitely you. Look, Denise, you're not enough like Katharine Ross in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid."
• (Heather Burns) "I don't know what that means."
• (Cillian Murphy) "She was so supportive, you know. She -- she didn't make Paul Newman feel stupid. She went along with it."

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