Wag the Hog Quotes

Wag the Hog is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Wag the Hog completed its run in 1970.

Wag the Hog Quotes

• (Gene Belcher) "Well, great. Now I can't trust stalkers."

• (Bob Belcher) "Lin, will you and the kids watch the restaurant? I'm gonna go to Critter's."
• (Gene Belcher) "No."
• (Bob Belcher) "I know you guys want to go, but Lin, someone has to watch the restaurant."
• (Linda Belcher) "I want to see the baby."
• (Louise Belcher) "Come on, Dad. It's either this or the zoo and nobody wants to go to the zoo except Mom."

• (Candace) "He needs his nap soon and he's a little difficult to put down. And if he doesn't get his nap, he's -- I don't want to say a horrifying monster, but, um, have you seen that movie "Monster"?"
• (Linda Belcher) "Oh, I can put him down. I have three kids. I can still rock Gene to sleep. Gene, come here."
• (Gene Belcher) "No. Stay away, you sleep witch."

• (Critter) "Bob, I'm in an outlaw motorcycle club. We don't pay parking tickets."

• (Louise Belcher) "So, we could stay here at our boring restaurant all day or we could help an outlaw biker sell his motorcycle. This is a no-brainer."
• (Bob Belcher) "No."
• (Louise Belcher) "Come on. We never do fun activities together."
• (Gene Belcher) "This family is falling apart."
• (Tina Belcher) "We're all just strangers under the same roof."

• (Linda Belcher) "When you guys were little, you loved Mr. Flapjack. Now you're just a bunch of pancake poopers."

• (Bob Belcher) "Guys, selling a probably stolen bike isn't a fun family activity. Going to the zoo is a fun family activity."
• (Linda Belcher) "Aw, I love the zoo. So many animals."

• (Critter) "I'm a dad now. I -- I can't go out till 6:00 in the morning and then get up at 6:00 in the morning."
• (Bob Belcher) "I get it. Everything changes when you have kids."
• (Gene Belcher) "I heard your penis gets stretched out and it's never the same."

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