W.M.D. Quotes

W.M.D. is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . W.M.D. ended in 1970.

It features Plain list, *Jeffrey S. Magnussen *Ian Truitner *Richard Halpern as producer, Roman Kovalik in charge of musical score, and Kevin Burke as head of cinematography.

W.M.D. is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of W.M.D. is 81 minutes long. W.M.D. is distributed by Indican Pictures.

The cast includes: Tom Kiesche as Captain Hank Garrison, Victoria Barabas as Shawn Sanders, Jared Ward as Rupert Brannigan, John Posey as The President, Leila Birch as Melody Stone, Weetus Cren as Sergeant Downy, John Brickner as Private First Class Riggs, Kate Mines as Alexandra Tartakoff, and Jeff Prewett as Agent Stenson.

W.M.D. Quotes

Leila Birch as Melody Stone

• (Leila Birch) "I'm sorry, I can't do anything. I haven't got my cell."
• (Tom Kiesche) "You really are "Tits Magee.""

Weetus Cren as Sergeant Downy

• (Weetus Cren) "Sorry Steve."

• (Weetus Cren) "It don't Gitmo better than this mutter f***er."

• (Weetus Cren) "KFC. Bigger targets there."

Kate Mines as Alexandra Tartakoff

• (Kate Mines) "I used to be an AV tech in high school."
• (Tom Kiesche) "Outstanding."

• (Kate Mines) "How come you're not talking to me?"
• (John Brickner) "Well, I've been busy. I mean, we've got the President hostage and stuff."

• (Kate Mines) "Call me a "c***" again."

• (Kate Mines) "It's like, there's no "I" in "team," you know?"
• (Leila Birch) "Nope. And there's no YOU in "intelligence," either."
• (Kate Mines) "What?"

Tom Kiesche as Captain Hank Garrison

• (Tom Kiesche) "Okay. So um -- On three Jump off."
• (John Brickner) "Whoa. Hang on. Hang on. What am I doing?"
• (Tom Kiesche) "You're the "jump off" part."
• (Weetus Cren) "May I should; I will pull him off. I will pull him this way."
• (John Brickner) "No, no; I don't know if; No. I don't think that's gonna --"
• (Weetus Cren) "No, I've done it before. It's okay."
• (Tom Kiesche) "No, let him jerk you off. He'll get off on it."
• (Weetus Cren) "Come on, it will give you a little momentum. Pull you off. Come on."
• (John Brickner) "Jesus Christ."
• (Tom Kiesche) "Alrighty. On the count of three. You wanna count?"
• (Weetus Cren) "Yeah, maybe you should count to three."
• (Tom Kiesche) "But you have to ask yourself, "is this where you wanna f***in' die?""
• (John Brickner) "I'm not gonna count."
• (Weetus Cren) "He can't count to three. Come on. You count."
• (Tom Kiesche) "No, I'm swinging. Count of three. Your count --"
• (John Brickner) "I'm not gonna count."
• (Weetus Cren) "Let me count it out."
• (Tom Kiesche) "You count to three."
• (Weetus Cren) "Okay I'll count. Come on."
• (Tom Kiesche) "On three. It's ON three. So it's, "One. Two. And then go." Right? "One. Two. Go.""
• (Weetus Cren) "On three. Ready? Okay? One. Two. Three."

• (Tom Kiesche) "This here is Melody Stone, she's usually cast as a cleavage bearing, over opinionated talking head on cable news. Today she's in the middle of the s*** with us. Oh s***, am I allowed to say s*** on the news?"
• (Leila Birch) "No."
• (Tom Kiesche) "Oh f*** me, we can edit that out, can't we?"

• (Tom Kiesche) "Mister President, when you've been in hell long enough, you become the Devil. So consider this your cleansing, your exorcism, or your f***ing baptism, I don't f***ing care."

• (Tom Kiesche) "Hey, have a happy Thanksgiving cocksucker."

• (Tom Kiesche) "War doesn't create guys like Downey. It's just gives them a creative outlet."

• (Tom Kiesche) "Do you see this uniform sir?"
• (John Posey) "Yes I do."
• (Tom Kiesche) "Those of us that wear it face death every day, prepared to die at any moment, the question is, are you, are you sir, prepared to die at any moment?"

• (Tom Kiesche) "Hey. Tartar Sauce. Let's go."

• (Tom Kiesche) "Okay, your turn."
• (Leila Birch) "My turn for what?"
• (Tom Kiesche) "Dildo torture."

• (Tom Kiesche) "You're gonna say, "This is the President, I'm okay.""
• (John Posey) "This is the President. This is more fun than a Texas rodeo."
• (Tom Kiesche) "That was real cute."

Victoria Barabas as Shawn Sanders

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Jeff Prewett as Agent Stenson

• (Jeff Prewett) "What the hell did you do to him?"
• (Tom Kiesche) "Nothing much."
• (Jeff Prewett) "Garrison, what the hell did you do to the President?"
• (Tom Kiesche) "Nothing even close to torture, ain't that right Mister President?"

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