Vitamin D (Glee) Quotes

Vitamin D (Glee) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Vitamin D ended in 1970.

It features "It's My Life (Bon Jovi song)" / "Confessions Part II" in charge of musical score.

Vitamin D (Glee) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Thank you so much, it really is a pleasure. While the boys chose a selection of songs that casts an eye inward on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger of today's modern teens"
• (Unnamed) "we have chosen a selection of songs that speaks of the nation as a whole during these troubling times filled with economic uncertainty and unbridled social woes, because if there's two things America needs right now, that is sunshine and optimism."
• (Unnamed) "Also angels."

• (Unnamed) "Dear Journal. Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn, when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer. And then at Cheerios practice, disaster. It was unmistakable. It was like spotting the first spark on the Hindenburg. A quiver. That quiver will lose us Nationals. And without a championship, I'll lose my endorsements. And without those endorsements, I won't be able to buy my hovercraft. Glee Club. Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth-breathers, it only comes back stronger, like some sexually-ambiguous horror movie villain. Here I am, about to turn 30, and I've sacrificed everything, only to be shanghaied by the bi-curious machinations of a cabal of doughy, misshapen teens. Am I missing something, Journal? Is it me? Of course it's not me. It's Will Schuester. What is it about him, Journal? Is it the arrogant smirk? Is it the store-bought home perm? It's coming clear to me now. If I can't destroy the club, I will have to destroy the man."

• (Unnamed) "We're dealing with children, they need to be terrified, it's like mothers milk to them; without it their bones won't grow properly"

• (Unnamed) "I'm losing it. I'm tired all the time-I can't keep my eyes open. I know how lucky I am; captain of the football team, glee stud. I know I should be excited about Quinn. She's hot, popular, she's carrying my baby and all, but I can't get Rachel out of my head. She kinda freaks me out in a Swimfan kinda way, but she can really sing and her body is smoking-if you're not into boobs. My body's a mess. I found a hair on my ear the other day and I have to rub biofreeze on my shins a couple times a day-growing pains. It's smells pretty bad but I mask it with Drakkar Noir. Being a guy my age is tough. Between Glee, Football, and school. and being popular, I'm kinda overwhelmed. Everyone wants something from me and I don't have the energy to do it all. I don't know how important people, like presidents or newscasters or mob bosses do it. My mom says I'm stretched too thin so I gave up homework, but that didn't help. All I know is that last night I got vaporized on level two. Level two-and I didn't even have the energy to care."

• (Unnamed) "I've never wanted kids -- don't have the time, don't have the uterus"

• (Unnamed) "Let me put it to you this way. If it's not a full blown affair, well it's certainly heading in that direction. You need a machete to cut through the haze of lust that surrounds them."
• (Unnamed) "Oh God. What am I going to do?"
• (Unnamed) "I think you should both pack up and move out of the district. Unless you want to lose your man to a mentally ill ginger pygmy with eyes like a bushbaby."

• (Unnamed) "Since 1992, 95 percent of your Cheerios should have flunked Spanish. And I, for one, am not going to be a part of it anymore."
• (Unnamed) "Ugh, Will. We all know your devotion to that dying language."
• (Unnamed) "Dying language?"
• (Unnamed) "Let me break this down for you, okay? I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go on to college? I don't know -- I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? -- Sure, if they want to become dishwashers and gardeners. But if they wanna be bankers and lawyers and captains of industry, the most important lesson they can possibly learn is how to do a round-off."

• (Unnamed) "We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God."

• (Unnamed) "Every time I light a fire in my life, you find a way to make sure it burns the forest down."

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