Vibes (film) Quotes

Vibes (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Vibes completed its run in 1970.

It features Deborah Blum as producer, James Horner in charge of musical score, and John Bailey (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Vibes (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Vibes (film) is 99 minutes long. Vibes (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Jeff Goldblum as Nick Deezy, Cyndi Lauper as Sylvia Pickel, Peter Falk as Harry Buscafusco, Park Overall as Jane, Van Dyke Parks as Dr. Weiner, and Elizabeth Peña as Consuelo.

Vibes (film) Quotes

Cyndi Lauper as Sylvia Pickel

• (Cyndi Lauper) "Will someone please settle this? In a Rolls Royce Corniche, the bar opens from left to right, not right to left, doesn't it?"

• (Cyndi Lauper) "I'd give you the finger but I'm too refined."

• (Cyndi Lauper) "What's your problem, aside from your face?"

• (Cyndi Lauper) "You're very brave."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "Everybody looks brave holding a machinegun."

• (Cyndi Lauper) "I'm surprised all women haven't tried to kill you."

Peter Falk as Harry Buscafusco

• (Peter Falk) "May I ask, why d'ya keep a shotgun in your apartment?"
• (Cyndi Lauper) "It's not really mine. An old boyfriend left it here."
• (Peter Falk) "Why did he keep it?"
• (Cyndi Lauper) "I don't really know. You don't ask a guy named Icepick too many questions."

• (Peter Falk) "Y'know what's happening here? You two are feelin' a lot of sexual tension as a result of the near miss in Nick's tent last night. Why don't you guys work that out? I'll turn around, give you a couple minutes. Have a good time."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "Harry, you can turn around now."
• (Peter Falk) "Already? I'd see a doctor about that."

Park Overall as Jane

• (Park Overall) "How you doin' Lyle? How's that pretty Mrs. of yours?"
• (Lyle) "Oh, fine."
• (Park Overall) "He's married to a former Miss Universe."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "Really?"
• (Lyle) "Yeah, I don't just move ashtrays."

Jeff Goldblum as Nick Deezy

• (Jeff Goldblum) "Someone's had sex on this table."

• (Jeff Goldblum) "I brought my own food. I'm taking no chances. This is all dehydrated."
• (Cyndi Lauper) "So are you."

• (Jeff Goldblum) "I like to breathe, I'm good at it."

• (Doctor Harrison Steele) "Have you handled a machine gun before?"
• (Jeff Goldblum) "Sure, lots of times, in high school. I was the captain of the machine gun team."

• (Jeff Goldblum) "This isn't your son's shirt."
• (Peter Falk) "Sure it is."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "No. This shirt's only been worn by one man, an older man much too old to be your son."
• (Peter Falk) "Did I say my son? No. I'm sorry. I'm his son. It's my father that's missin', Harry, Sr."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "He's not that old, he's about your age."
• (Peter Falk) "I'm adopted. My mother remarried. One of my high school buddies. She saw his picture in my yearbook and, WHAMMO."

• (Jeff Goldblum) "To whom were you speaking?"
• (Cyndi Lauper) "To youm."

• (Jeff Goldblum) "Another man has been holding these panties. You know I can tell."
• (Hillary) "It's, it's my father."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "What?"
• (Hillary) "He did my laundry for me, I swear."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "Your father's a professional hockey player who scored two goals that night -- and an assist?"
• (Hillary) "Oh, God. I should have burned those panties."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "But why, Hillary? Why would you wanna sleep with --"
• (Hillary) "I was lonely. You were gone. I went out with a bunch of girls. I had a bunch of drinks. We met a bunch of guys."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "You had a bunch of sex."

Van Dyke Parks as Dr. Weiner

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Elizabeth Peña as Consuelo

• (Elizabeth Peña) "I have something for you."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "I have something for you."
• (Elizabeth Peña) "Here. It's an aphrodisiac. It's made from the horn of rhinoceros and dried rabbit glands."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "But no sugar, I hope. Ooh. Are there rhinoceroses in a garage in New Jersey?"
• (Elizabeth Peña) "What?"
• (Jeff Goldblum) "A garage in New Jersey. I swear that's where this was made."

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