Very Bad Things Quotes

Very Bad Things is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Very Bad Things stopped airing in 1970.

It features Cindy Cowan as producer, Stewart Copeland in charge of musical score, and David Hennings as head of cinematography.

Very Bad Things is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Very Bad Things is 100 minutes long. Very Bad Things is distributed by PolyGram Filmed Entertainment.

The cast includes: Christian Slater as Boyd, Jon Favreau as Kyle, Cameron Diaz as Laura, Christian Slater as Robert Boyd, Leland Orser as Charles Moore, Daniel Stern as Adam Berkow, Jon Favreau as Kyle Fisher, Jeremy Piven as Michael Berkow, and Kobe Tai as Tina.

Very Bad Things Quotes

Christian Slater as Robert Boyd

• (Unnamed) "What the hell gets into you people?"
• (Christian Slater) "Drugs and alcohol."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I got no problem with that."

• (Christian Slater) "Don't let him bleed on the carpet."
• (Christian Slater) "Get back; shut the door. Son of a bitch. He'll bleed out. He'll bleed out. He'll bleed out."

• (Christian Slater) "Adam, heads up."

• (Christian Slater) "A simple vote. We've got two choices. One: we clean up this mess, right now, bury it out in the desert, go home, and never look back; or, we can easily call the police, roll the dice, take our chances, and pray to God that it's only Michael who falls."
• (Christian Slater) "Our choices are simple: desert; or police."

• (Christian Slater) "I'm like a lighthouse. I stayed lit for you man. I never go dark."
• (Christian Slater) "Never go dark."

• (Christian Slater) "That's not the point, Adam. I mean, the room is covered in blow; Moore looks like he went at it with a f***in' mountain lion; I mean, the room looks like the Manson family stayed here a month. This is a major thin-ice situation we got here."

• (Christian Slater) "Why are you calling an ambulance? She's dead."

• (Christian Slater) "Allow me to be the first to say that what we have done here is not a good thing. It's definitely not a good thing. But it was, given the circumstances, the smart play."

• (Christian Slater) "Calm down. We're not helping anything by losing our temper. Let's just get our heads together, okay? Whatever we associate in our nervous system determines our behavior. Just relax."

Cameron Diaz as Laura

• (Cameron Diaz) "Are you calling me from jail?"
• (Jon Favreau) "Not yet --"

• (Cameron Diaz) "This is my day."

• (Cameron Diaz) "I am not to be common. I am a creature like no other."

Daniel Stern as Adam Berkow

• (Daniel Stern) "Do you think he had kids?"
• (Jon Favreau) "What?"
• (Daniel Stern) "Children. Do you think that man was a father?"
• (Jon Favreau) "I don't know."
• (Daniel Stern) "I got a real bad feeling that he had children."
• (Jon Favreau) "I think he was too young to have children."
• (Daniel Stern) "We're gonna burn for this."

Jon Favreau as Kyle

• (Unnamed) "Look at 'em. I'm amazed the windows don't blow out of their f***ing sockets with all the ass-puckering rage in these soulless lizards."
• (Jon Favreau) "I just want her to be happy."
• (Unnamed) "The same alarm clock every morning, same two pops on the same snooze button, same shower, towel, toothbrush, razor, blazer, hair pump, gel spray. It's a f***ing epidemic, Fisher. You're getting married, baby. I'm not going to candy-coat it; it just gets worse. It's an eighteen-wheel cement truck that's going to crush every bone in your big body."

• (Jon Favreau) "I don't f***ing know how to pray."

Leland Orser as Charles Moore

• (Leland Orser) "How do you know she's dead?"
• (Daniel Stern) "She's got no f***in' pulse. She's got no pulse."
• (Jon Favreau) "Where do you look? What side of the neck?"
• (Leland Orser) "Left, left, left side."
• (Daniel Stern) "Either side, you idiot."

Kobe Tai as Tina

• (Kobe Tai) "You know it's 500, right?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah. Oh, yeah, no problem. Yeah, I mean -- 500 of my dollars?"
• (Kobe Tai) "Right. Right."
• (Unnamed) "But I thought -- Boyd didn't pay?"
• (Kobe Tai) "No, Boyd didn't pay. It's 500."
• (Unnamed) "Cool."
• (Kobe Tai) "Straight sex, nothing kinky. Just --"
• (Unnamed) "No, no, no. I'm not gonna try to use you as a hand puppet or anything. I just wanna --"
• (Kobe Tai) "Okay."
• (Unnamed) "-- make sweet love to you because you have no idea what you've gotten into."

Jeremy Piven as Michael Berkow

• (Jeremy Piven) "We were playing. She bumped her head."
• (Daniel Stern) "Bumped? BUMPED? She's got a f***in' spike in her head."

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