Vegas Vacation Quotes

Vegas Vacation is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Vegas Vacation stopped airing in 1970.

It features Jerry Weintraub as producer, Joel McNeely in charge of musical score, and William A. Fraker as head of cinematography.

Vegas Vacation is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Vegas Vacation is 93 minutes long. Vegas Vacation is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie, Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold, Wallace Shawn as Marty, Ethan Embry as Rusty, Marisol Nichols as Audrey Griswold, Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold, Miriam Flynn as Cousin Catherine, Shae D'Lyn as Aki, and Shae D'Lyn as Cousin Vicki.

Vegas Vacation Quotes

Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold

• (Beverly D'Angelo) "Well, I hope you kids have learned something about the dangers of gambling."

• (Wayne Newton) "Ellen, I've always been a moral man. But my resolve is melting in the light of your blinding smile."
• (Beverly D'Angelo) "Um, maybe you're just hungry, would you like some more pasta?"

• (Beverly D'Angelo) "Oh my Lord -- Rusty."
• (Girl in Hot Tub) "Oh, you must be lost. This is Mr. Pappagiorgio."
• (Chevy Chase) "His name is not Pappagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student. Now out of the pool, let's go young man. Now."

Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie

• (Randy Quaid) "That's it Clark -- show him who's boss. It's people like you who come here and blow the family nest egg that built this town -- not this pretty boy."

• (Randy Quaid) "Every time I belch, the plate shifts and my legs give out. But man, what a view."

• (Hoover Dam Guide) "Welcome everyone. I am your dam guide, Arnie. Now I'm about to take you through a fully funtional power plant, so please, no one wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?"
• (Randy Quaid) "Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?"

• (Randy Quaid) "Oh yeah, Yuban Coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick me up."

• (Randy Quaid) "Come on, Clark, the night is young -- they're giving away free hot sandwiches at the blood bank."

• (Randy Quaid) "I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose."
• (Chevy Chase) "Thanks for the pick me up Eddie."

• (Randy Quaid) "It is a blazer out there. You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended."

• (Randy Quaid) "OH MY GOD -- it's Wayne Newton. Can I be your bodyguard? I'd die for ya."

Shae D'Lyn as Cousin Vicki

• (Shae D'Lyn) "Audrey. What're you doing up there?"
• (Marisol Nichols) "I'm starting my vacation."
• (Shae D'Lyn) "She's gonna break a lot of heart."
• (Shae D'Lyn) "She's gonna break something."

• (Shae D'Lyn) "These boys ain't much to talk to, but if you need a night away from your cat, they're more than fine."

• (Shae D'Lyn) "Now, aren't you a little slice of pie?"

• (Shae D'Lyn) "How is your chicken? Mine is dry as hell."
• (Marisol Nichols) "Mine's dry as hell too."
• (Shae D'Lyn) "If you want to hang out with cousin Vicki tonight, I'll give you my beeper number."
• (Marisol Nichols) "Really? That would be great."

• (Shae D'Lyn) "Did you come to Las Vegas to be a showgirl?"
• (Marisol Nichols) "No. I'm on vacation with my parents."
• (Shae D'Lyn) "Hard to believe we're related, right?"

• (Shae D'Lyn) "Hey, you wanna dance up here?"
• (Marisol Nichols) "No, I don't think so."
• (Shae D'Lyn) "Audrey, honey, let me tell you something that I've learned. In this world you're either up on the stage in the spotlight, or down in the pit serving drinks. So have some fun."

Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold

• (Chevy Chase) "I need to go somewhere a man can think."
• (Randy Quaid) "Oh, oh I wouldn't do that here Clark, the stalls are awefully dirty and they're backed up all the time."
• (Chevy Chase) "No, Eddie, I need to be alone."
• (Randy Quaid) "Oh, oh I see, ya want me to go with ya?"
• (Chevy Chase) "Allright,come on."

• (Chevy Chase) "Twenty. I'll stay."
• (Wallace Shawn) "Wha? It's twenty. It's a push."
• (Chevy Chase) "I didn't lose."
• (Wallace Shawn) "That's it, Griswold. You are freakin dead."

• (Chevy Chase) "Ellen switches off the TV Hard six coming out."
• (Beverly D'Angelo) "What?"
• (Chevy Chase) "Hit me. Ellen slaps him in the dark"
• (Chevy Chase) "Ow."

• (Chevy Chase) "Where in the hell is the damn dam tour?"

• (Chevy Chase) "Eddie, I gambled away more money than you'll ever understand."
• (Randy Quaid) "Try me."
• (Chevy Chase) "Twenty-two thousand eight hundred dollars."
• (Randy Quaid) "Oh God. Oh God. Oh my shhhhooddd. Oh God. Oh my God."

• (Chevy Chase) "Audrey. What are you doing? Ten years of tap dancing lessons and this is the way you repay us?"
• (Marisol Nichols) "What? You told me to get a summer job."

• (Chevy Chase) "Hey. Have you seen this person?"
• (Pit Boss) "Hm. Mr. Pappagiorgio, yeah. Lanai Six."
• (Chevy Chase) "My son."
• (Pit Boss) "Mr. Pappagiorgio?"
• (Chevy Chase) "Let's go."
• (Pit Boss) "Oh boy, oh boy."

• (Mirage Reception Person) "Welcome to the Mirage. May I have your credit card, please?"
• (Chevy Chase) "Yes, indeedy. Clark W. Griswold, four."
• (Mirage Reception Person) "You know, we have an excellent dry cleaning service here, if you're so inclined."
• (Chevy Chase) "Oh, uh? it's? it's a bbbirthmark."
• (Mirage Reception Person) "Uh-huh. Now in order to get to your rooms, you're going to have to go this way through the casino, veer to the left. Take a sharp right at the first giant palm tree. You'll see a group of blackjack tables. Not baccarat, not craps, blackjack. Keep going, then wind around to your left. If you get to the pool, you've gone too far, back up and take another right. You'll see a bank of elevators. Those aren't your elevators, stay away from them. But keep going, you'll see another bank of elevators, the gold elevators, those are yours. Take them up to the tenth floor, take a right at the end of the hall and you'll find your room. Any questions?"
• (Chevy Chase) "Uh-uh-uh no not really. Russ."
• (Ethan Embry) "Yeah, dad."
• (Chevy Chase) "Oh, there you are. Didja get that?"

• (Wayne Newton) "Very special lady."
• (Chevy Chase) "That's why I entered into the sacred bond of marriage with her."

• (Chevy Chase) "Eddie, has anyone ever told you you're bad luck?"
• (Randy Quaid) "Those were my mother's dying words. But I guess if your body's covered in third degree burns, and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy."

• (Chevy Chase) "I've lost three hundred dollars in fifteen minutes?"

Ethan Embry as Rusty

• (Ethan Embry) "Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom."
• (Chevy Chase) "It's all part of the act, Russ."

• (Ethan Embry) "So I says to him, I said "Get your own monkey.""

• (Ethan Embry) "Dad?"
• (Chevy Chase) "In a minute Russ."
• (Chevy Chase) "You see the promise of material possesions can often blind one to --"
• (Chevy Chase) "What is it, Russ?"
• (Ethan Embry) "Those four cars over there -- they're mine."
• (Chevy Chase) "What do you mean they're -- they're yours?"
• (Ethan Embry) "Yeah."
• (Chevy Chase) "Where did they come from, Russ?"
• (Ethan Embry) "Well, four slot machines and I won four cars. You know, I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car."
• (Chevy Chase) "I-I-I, okay, I think I get it. Give me the keys, please."
• (Chevy Chase) "Okay. Ellen you drive the red one,"
• (Chevy Chase) "you take the white one,"
• (Chevy Chase) "you take the Mustang,"
• (Chevy Chase) "and I'll take that big, black thing over there. After you, Mr. Pappagiorgio."

• (Pit Boss) "No, uh, corrective lenses tonight?"
• (Ethan Embry) "No, I do not require them."

• (Ethan Embry) "Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket and roll me across the bed again?"

Miriam Flynn as Cousin Catherine

• (Miriam Flynn) "Oh, I love electricity. Eddie says we're gonna get some soon."

• (Miriam Flynn) "I don't care if you ruined my life. I love you."

Marisol Nichols as Audrey Griswold

• (Marisol Nichols) "Well, I think we know who sent the dress."

Wallace Shawn as Marty

• (Wallace Shawn) "You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold? Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet? Then, we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day."

• (Wallace Shawn) "Woo hoo -- Big bet for a BIG man -- Sure you don't want to save a few bucks for the buffet?"

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