Van Helsing (film) Quotes

Van Helsing (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Van Helsing stopped airing in 1970.

It features Stephen Sommers, and Bob Ducsay as producer, Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score, and Allen Daviau as head of cinematography.

Van Helsing (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Van Helsing (film) is 131 minutes long. Van Helsing (film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Elena Anaya as Aleera, Kate Beckinsale as Anna Valerious, David Wenham as Carl, Hugh Jackman as Van Helsing, Silvia Colloca as Verona, Will Kemp as Velkan, Kevin J. O'Connor as Igor, Tom Fisher as Top Hat, Alun Armstrong as Cardinal Jinette, Samuel West as Dr. Victor Frankenstein, and Josie Maran as Marishka.

Van Helsing (film) Quotes

Kate Beckinsale as Anna Valerious

• (Kate Beckinsale) "Go ahead, grab it."
• (David Wenham) "Why don't you go ahead and grab it? If there's one thing I've learned, it's never to stick your hand into a viscous material."

• (Kate Beckinsale) "A silver stake? A crucifix? What, did you think we haven't tried everything before? We've shot him, stabbed him, clubbed him, sprayed him with holy water, staked him through the heart, and STILL he lives. Do you understand? No-one knows how to kill Dracula."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Well, I could have used that information a little earlier."

• (Kate Beckinsale) "You killed him."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Now you see why people call me a murderer."

• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "Don't we make a lovely couple?"
• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "I'm looking for a new bride, Anna, someone strong and beautiful. All it takes is one bite from me."
• (Kate Beckinsale) "You have no heartbeat."
• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "Perhaps it just needs to be rekindled."

• (Kate Beckinsale) "Some say you're a murderer, Mr. Van Helsing. Others say you're a holy man. Which is it?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "It's a bit of both, I think."

• (Kate Beckinsale) "What do you want?"
• (Frankenstein's Monster) "To exist."

• (Kate Beckinsale) "For me this is all personal. It's all about family and honor. Why do you do it? What do you hope to get out of it?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "Oh, I don't know. Maybe some self-realization."
• (Kate Beckinsale) "And what have you got out of it so far?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "Nightmares."

• (Kate Beckinsale) "Then we've lost."
• (David Wenham) "Dracula can't bring them to life until the sun sets. We still have time."
• (Kate Beckinsale) ""Time"? The sun sets in two hours, and we've been searching for his lair for over 400 years."
• (David Wenham) "I wasn't around for those 400 years, was I?"

• (Kate Beckinsale) "You make my skin crawl."
• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "This is not all I can do with your skin."

• (Kate Beckinsale) "What are these things?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "I think they're Dracula's children."
• (Kate Beckinsale) "His children?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "A man, with three gorgeous women, for four hundred years?"

David Wenham as Carl

• (Villager) "He killed a vampire."
• (David Wenham) "Isn't that a good thing?"
• (Tom Fisher) "The Vampires only take what they need to survive. Maybe two or three a month -- but now they will kill for revenge."

• (David Wenham) "What are we doing here? Why is it so important to kill this Dracula anyway?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "Because he's the son of the devil."
• (David Wenham) "I mean besides that."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Because if we kill him, anything bitten by him or created will also die."
• (David Wenham) "I mean besides that."

• (David Wenham) "Here, take this."
• (David Wenham) "Rings of garlic -- holy water -- silver stake -- crucifix --"
• (Hugh Jackman) "Why can't I have one of those?"

• (David Wenham) "Viscous material, what did I tell you."

• (Frankenstein's Monster) "I can help."
• (David Wenham) "You won't kill me?"
• (Frankenstein's Monster) "Only if you don't hurry."

• (David Wenham) "She's dead."

• (David Wenham) "Now, you won't turn into a werewolf until your first full moon. That's two days from now. So we have 48 hours to find a solution. But you'll still be able to fight Dracula's hold over you until the final stroke of midnight."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Sounds like I have nothing to worry about."
• (David Wenham) "Oh, my God, you should be terrified."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Thank you."
• (David Wenham) "Sorry."

• (Frankenstein's Monster) "Help. Help me."
• (David Wenham) "But you're supposed to die."
• (Frankenstein's Monster) "I want to live."
• (David Wenham) "-- All right."

• (David Wenham) "Are you always this popular?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "Pretty much."

• (Frankenstein's Monster) "Let me go."
• (David Wenham) "Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd."

• (David Wenham) "Now, I've got some things that will put the bit back in your mouth --"
• (David Wenham) "Oh, any idiot can make a sword."
• (David Wenham) "Oh, sorry, Father."

• (David Wenham) "Do we have a plan? I mean, it doesn't have to be Wellington's at Waterloo, but some kind of plan would be nice."
• (Hugh Jackman) "We're going to go in there and stop Dracula."
• (Kate Beckinsale) "And kill anyone who gets in our way."
• (David Wenham) "Well, you let me know how that goes --"

• (David Wenham) "Vampires."
• (David Wenham) "Now I remember."

• (David Wenham) "I don't know. You could blind your enemies, char-broil a herd of chargind wildebeests; use your imagination."
• (Hugh Jackman) "No, I'm going to use yours; you're coming with me."
• (David Wenham) "Oh, to hell and be damned I am."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Carl, you just cursed. Not well mind you but you're a monk. You shouldn't curse at all."
• (David Wenham) "Actually I'm just a friar so I can curse all I want -- dammit."

• (David Wenham) "Well, that's interesting --"
• (David Wenham) "Oh, that's not good. Must -- warn -- somebody."

• (David Wenham) "Ah. Here's something new."
• (David Wenham) "Glycerine-48."
• (David Wenham) "Sorry. Sorry. Sorry."
• (David Wenham) "Sorry."
• (Unnamed) "What in the name of Allah is wrong with you?"
• (David Wenham) "The air around here is thick with envy --"

• (David Wenham) "You've never gone after vampires before, have you?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they're all the same; best when cooked well."

• (David Wenham) "I'm sure this is some kind of sin."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Don't worry, God will forgive us."

• (David Wenham) "Ah, there you are. So, did you bring Mr. Hyde back or did you kill him?"
• (David Wenham) "You killed him, didn't you? That's why they get so annoyed. When they ask you to bring someone back they don't mean as a corpse."

• (David Wenham) "I know what it's for. I know what it's for --. Where are we going?"
• (Kate Beckinsale) "Through that window."

• (David Wenham) "So you can remember everything about your life from the last seven years, but nothing before that?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "Not now, Carl."
• (David Wenham) "There must be something?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "I remember fighting the Romans at Masada."
• (David Wenham) "That was in 73 A.D."
• (Hugh Jackman) "You asked."

• (David Wenham) "They've all died."
• (Barmaid) "Oh, thank you. You saved me."
• (Barmaid) "How can I repay you?"
• (Barmaid) "But you can't do that. You are a monk."
• (David Wenham) "Actually, I'm a just a friar."

Hugh Jackman as Van Helsing

• (Hugh Jackman) "This thing -- man -- whatever it is -- evil may have created it, left its mark on it -- but evil does not rule it. So I cannot kill it."

• (Hugh Jackman) "This thing -- man -- whatever it is -- evil may have created it, left its mark on it -- but evil does not rule it. So I cannot kill it."

• (Hugh Jackman) "I have to pull the bolts off -- this is going to hurt."
• (Frankenstein's Monster) "I am accustomed to pain --"
• (Hugh Jackman) "It lets you know you're alive."

• (Hugh Jackman) "There's something down here, it's carnivorous. Whatever it is it appears to be -- human. I'd say it's a size 17, about 360 pounds, 8 and a half to 9 feet tall and he has a bad gimp in his right leg and, ah, 3 copper teeth."
• (Kate Beckinsale) "How do you know he has copper teeth?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "'Cause he's standing right behind you."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Move."

• (Hugh Jackman) "The Cardinal has ordered you to keep me alive."
• (Hugh Jackman) "For as long as possible."
• (David Wenham) "But I'm not a field man. Van Helsing, I don't want to go to Transylvania."

• (Hugh Jackman) "I'm sorry about that too."

• (Hugh Jackman) "If you're late, run like hell."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Don't be late."

• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "You're too late, my friend. My children live."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Then the only way to kill them is to kill you."
• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "Correct."
• (Hugh Jackman) "So be it."

• (Hugh Jackman) "Now, Carl, whatever you do, don't stare at him."
• (David Wenham) "I'm staring at him."
• (David Wenham) "Is that a man?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "Actually, it's seven men. Parts of them, anyway."

• (Frankenstein's Monster) "You've been bitten. Bitten by a werewolf. Now you will become that which you have hunted so passionately."
• (Hugh Jackman) "I am sorry --"
• (Frankenstein's Monster) "May others be as passionate in the hunting of you."

• (Hugh Jackman) "Next time, stay close, you're no good to me dead."

• (Hugh Jackman) "Who's hunting whom?"

• (Hugh Jackman) "You're going to take them and lead them to the antidote."
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "No, I'm not."
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "Yes, I am."

• (Hugh Jackman) "How do you know me?"
• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "So, would you like me to refresh your memory? A few details from you sordid past?"
• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "Perhaps that is a conversation for another time. But before you go, let me reintroduce myself."
• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "I am Count Vladislaus Dragulia. Born 1422. Murdered 1462."

• (Hugh Jackman) "Now that I have your attention."

• (Frankenstein's Monster) "What are you doing? You must find the cure."
• (Hugh Jackman) "My friends are doing it for me."
• (Frankenstein's Monster) "Friends --"
• (Hugh Jackman) "Yes. You want one?"

• (Hugh Jackman) "My life -- my job -- my curse -- is to vanquish evil."

• (Hugh Jackman) "To have memories of those you have loved and lost is perhaps harder than to have no memories at all."

• (Hugh Jackman) "Bless me father for I have --"
• (Alun Armstrong) "Sinned. Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering."
• (Alun Armstrong) "Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old. I wish you a week in hell for that."
• (Hugh Jackman) "It would be a nice reprieve."
• (Alun Armstrong) "Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?"
• (Alun Armstrong) "Because we do not exist."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Well then neither do I."
• (Alun Armstrong) "When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Why can't He do it Himself?"

• (Hugh Jackman) "Absinthe. Strong stuff."
• (Kate Beckinsale) "Don't let it touch your tongue -- it'll knock straight on your aaaaaa --"

• (Hugh Jackman) "Bless me, Father, for I have --"
• (Alun Armstrong) "Sinned. Yes, I know. You're very good at that. You shattered the Rose Window."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Well, not to split hairs, sir, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering --"
• (Alun Armstrong) "13th Century. Over six hundred years old. I wish you a week in hell for that."
• (Hugh Jackman) "It would be a nice reprieve."
• (Alun Armstrong) "Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters? We are not pleased."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?"
• (Alun Armstrong) "Because we do not exist."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Well, then neither do I."
• (Alun Armstrong) "When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Why can't he do it Himself?"
• (Alun Armstrong) "Don't blaspheme. You already lost your memory as a penance for past sins. If you wish to recover it, I suggest you continue to heed the call."

• (Hugh Jackman) "Now, my superiors would like for me to take you alive, so that they might extricate your better half."
• (Mr. Hyde) "I'll bet they bloody would."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Personally, I'd rather just kill you and call it a day. But let's make it your decision, shall we?"
• (Mr. Hyde) "Hmm, do let's."

• (Hugh Jackman) "I have to pull the bolts off -- this is going to hurt."
• (Frankenstein's Monster) "I am accustomed to pain."
• (Hugh Jackman) "It let's you know you're alive."

• (Mr. Hyde) "So, you're the great Van Helsing."
• (Hugh Jackman) "And you're a deranged psychopath."
• (Mr. Hyde) "We all have our little problems."

• (Hugh Jackman) "Dr. Jekyll, you're wanted by the Knights of the Holy Order --"
• (Mr. Hyde) "It's Mr. Hyde, now."
• (Hugh Jackman) "for the murder of twelve men, six women, four --"
• (Mr. Hyde) "Four children, three goats, and a rather nasty massacre of poultry."

• (Hugh Jackman) "I missed you in London."
• (Mr. Hyde) "No, you bloody did not."
• (Mr. Hyde) "You got me good."

• (Hugh Jackman) "It's a little late for digging graves, isn't it?"
• (Tom Fisher) "It's never too late to dig graves. You never know when you'll need a fresh one --"
• (Tom Fisher) "Oh, sorry. It's just -- my nature."

• (Hugh Jackman) "That's why you're coming with me."
• (David Wenham) "The hell be damned that I am."
• (Hugh Jackman) "You cursed. Not very well, mind you, but you're a monk. You shouldn't curse at all."
• (David Wenham) "Actually, I'm still just a friar. I can curse all I want, dammit."

• (Hugh Jackman) "You're a genius."
• (David Wenham) "A genius with access to unstable chemicals."

• (Hugh Jackman) "He's not your brother anymore, Anna."
• (Kate Beckinsale) "You knew?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "Yes."
• (Kate Beckinsale) "Before or after I stopped you from shooting him?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "Before."
• (Kate Beckinsale) "And still you tried to kill him."
• (Hugh Jackman) "He's a werewolf. He's going to kill people."
• (Kate Beckinsale) "It's not his fault. He can't help it."
• (Hugh Jackman) "I know, but he's going to do it anyway."

Kevin J. O'Connor as Igor

• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "Please, don't kill me."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Why not?"
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "Well, um -- I -- um -- uh --"

• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "I am sorry, Master. We try and we try, but I fear we are not so smart as Doctor Frankenstein."
• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "Truly. It would appear that the good Doctor took the key to life to his grave."
• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "Hunt them down. Kill them both."

• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "Igor -- Do unto others --"
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "Before they do it unto me."

• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "You think you fool Igor, but Igor fool you."

• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "Igor."
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "Yes, Master?"
• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "Why do you torment that thing so?"
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "It's what I do."

Silvia Colloca as Verona

• (Silvia Colloca) "Hello, Anna, my dear."

• (Silvia Colloca) "Stop your teasing Marishka and finish him."

• (Silvia Colloca) "Feed, my darlings. Feed."

• (Silvia Colloca) "Stakes."
• (Silvia Colloca) "No."

Samuel West as Dr. Victor Frankenstein

• (Samuel West) "I'll take him away, far away, where no-one will ever find him."
• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "Oh, no, Victor. The time has come for me to take command of him."
• (Samuel West) "What are you saying?"
• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "Why do you think I brought you here, gave you this castle, equipped your laboratory?"
• (Samuel West) "You said -- you said you believed in my work."
• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "And I do. But now that it is, as you yourself have said, "A triumph of science over God", it must now serve my purpose."

• (Samuel West) "It's alive. It's alive. It's alive."

• (Samuel West) "I could never allow him to be used for such evil."
• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "I could. In fact, my brides are insisting on it."

• (Samuel West) "Good God -- I would kill myself before helping in such a task."
• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "Feel free. I don't actually need you anymore, Victor. I just need him -- he is the key."

Elena Anaya as Aleera

• (Elena Anaya) "I want first bite."

• (Elena Anaya) "Don't play coy with me, Princess, you're just like all the other pretty little ancestors in your family. Saying you want to destroy my master, but I know what lurks in your lusting heart."
• (Kate Beckinsale) "I hope you have a heart, Aleera, because someday I'm going to drive a stake through it."

• (Elena Anaya) "Did I scare you?"
• (David Wenham) "No."
• (Elena Anaya) "Then maybe I need to try -- a little harder."

• (Elena Anaya) "Thirty years old -- perfectly aged."

• (Elena Anaya) "Anna, my love. It is your blood that shall keep me beautiful. What do you think of that?"
• (Kate Beckinsale) "I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them. Don't stand around talking about it."

• (Elena Anaya) "Tch, tch, tch, so much trouble to my Master, so much trouble."

Will Kemp as Velkan

• (Will Kemp) "Come on. Dracula unleashed you for a reason."

• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "Look familiar?"
• (Will Kemp) "Father? No."
• (Count Vladislaus Dracula) "He proved useless. But I'm hoping with Werewolf venom running through your veins, you will be of greater benefit."

Josie Maran as Marishka

• (Josie Maran) "Too bad, so sad."

• (Josie Maran) "Why can't we just let the Werewolf kill her?"
• (Silvia Colloca) "Never trust a man to do a woman's job."

Tom Fisher as Top Hat

• (Tom Fisher) "Nice night."
• (Tom Fisher) "This is a bit tight for me. But for you? It is a perfect fit."
• (Tom Fisher) "I see the werewolf hasn't killed you yet."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Don't worry, he's getting to it. Why are you here? Aren't you afraid?"
• (Tom Fisher) "Oh, I am no threat to him. I'm just the one who cleans up after him."

• (Tom Fisher) "I see the Wolfman hasn't killed you yet."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Don't worry. He's getting to it."

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