Vampires Suck Quotes

Vampires Suck is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Vampires Suck stopped airing in 1970.

It features Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer, and Peter Safran as producer, Christopher Lennertz in charge of musical score, and Shawn Maurer as head of cinematography.

Vampires Suck is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Vampires Suck is 82 minutes long. Vampires Suck is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Jenn Proske as Becca Crane, Chris Riggi as Jacob, Matt Lanter as Edward Sullen, Diedrich Bader as Frank Crane, and Anneliese van der Pol as Jennifer.

Vampires Suck Quotes

Jenn Proske as Becca Crane

• (Jenn Proske) "So, I came here to the town of Sporks, Washington. Population: 3120."
• (Jenn Proske) "Holy s***. Uh, make that 3119."

• (Jenn Proske) "Edward."
• (Team Edward) "Edward? Where?"
• (Team Edward) "Edward, we love you. You're the best."
• (Team Jacob) "No, Jacob's the best."

• (Jenn Proske) "So are we going to be uh, at the same school?"
• (Chris Riggi) "I go to school at the reservation."
• (Jenn Proske) "Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day."

• (Jenn Proske) "Jacob, run."
• (Jenn Proske) "A chihuahua?"

Matt Lanter as Edward Sullen

• (Matt Lanter) "Hearing you breathe is the greatest gift I've ever received."

• (Unnamed) "Someone order Chinese food?"
• (Matt Lanter) "Let's go. They'll be hungry again in a half-an-hour."

• (Matt Lanter) "Every time I bring a girl over, you try to eat her. It's not fair."

• (Unnamed) "Where did you go, silly rabbit?"
• (Matt Lanter) "I'm a killer."

Diedrich Bader as Frank Crane

• (Diedrich Bader) "I guess it's hard for me to accept that my little girl's growing up. I mean look at the size of those tits."

Anneliese van der Pol as Jennifer

• (Anneliese van der Pol) "Hi. I'm Jennifer, future Prom Queen, I'm gonna pretend to be your BFF but if you touch Rick's wang"
• (Anneliese van der Pol) "- I'll cut you."

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