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Up the Chastity Belt Quotes

Up the Chastity Belt is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Up the Chastity Belt completed its run in 1970.

It features Terry Glinwood as producer, Carl Davis in charge of musical score, and Ian Wilson (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Up the Chastity Belt is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Up the Chastity Belt is 94 min long. Up the Chastity Belt is distributed by Anglo-EMI.

The cast includes: Frankie Howerd as Lurkalot, Anna Quayle as Lady Asfordel, and Royce Mills as Knotweed.

Up the Chastity Belt Quotes

Royce Mills as Knotweed

  • (Royce Mills) "What's that?"
  • (Frankie Howerd) "That is my latest batch of home made Aphrodisiac."
  • (Royce Mills) "Well. What's that?"
  • (Frankie Howerd) "Aphrodisiac? Well it you know. Gets you going."
  • (Royce Mills) "Going where?"
  • (Frankie Howerd) "Look. This is for people you see who want to, but they can't. And they take some of this you see, and they can. Like Rattlesnakes."
  • (Royce Mills) "Do What?"
  • (Frankie Howerd) "Rattle."
  • (Royce Mills) "Aren't they magnificent. You know Lurkalot I must confess I'm bent on joining them."
  • (Frankie Howerd) "I've got a feeling you'll have to be."

Frankie Howerd as Lurkalot

  • (Frankie Howerd) "And so they made me a serf, a servant. And they named me Lurklalot. Because I do."
  • (Frankie Howerd) "Besides Sir Braggart will be gross mispleased when he finds out your daughter Lobelia is not Chaste. Well she is. But she falls down a lot. Even now she lies with the woodman."
  • (Anna Quayle) "That's not true. He merely went up to stoke her fire."
  • (Frankie Howerd) "Well. That's one way of putting it."

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