Up Pompeii (film) Quotes

Up Pompeii (film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Up Pompeii stopped airing in 1970.

It features Ned Sherrin as producer, Carl Davis in charge of musical score, and Ian Wilson (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Up Pompeii (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Up Pompeii (film) is 90 minutes long. Up Pompeii (film) is distributed by MGM-EMI.

The cast includes: Rita Webb as Cassandra, Frankie Howerd as Lurcio, and Michael Hordern as Ludicrus Sextus.

Up Pompeii (film) Quotes

Frankie Howerd as Lurcio

• (Frankie Howerd) "Oh, she's very embittered, you know. Very embittered. You've seen the ring she had on? Well, allegedly, that was given to her by her fiancé when she was eighteen, and he jilted her, and she hasn't had it off since. Poor dear."

• (Frankie Howerd) "I can't see a bloody thing, can you?"
• (Frankie Howerd) "Eh, was that a naked woman just then? Damn, I missed her."
• (Frankie Howerd) "But you couldn't miss him now, could you?"

• (Frankie Howerd) "What are you looking at? Anyway I wasn't so don't think about it."

• (Frankie Howerd) "Oh come on, bigger."
• (Frankie Howerd) "Don't be ashamed of it."
• (Frankie Howerd) "Bigger."
• (Frankie Howerd) "Bigger."
• (Frankie Howerd) "Alright, don't go mad."

Rita Webb as Cassandra

• (Rita Webb) "Pompeii's citizens will befall the fate of the sinful men of Gomorrah."
• (Frankie Howerd) "Will they, indeed?"
• (Rita Webb) "And Sodom"
• (Frankie Howerd) "Ooh, I agree, the lot of them."

Michael Hordern as Ludicrus Sextus

• (Michael Hordern) "I say, Lurcio, how did my speech go?"
• (Frankie Howerd) "Master, you brought the house down."

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