Unusual Suspects (The X-Files) Quotes

Unusual Suspects (The X-Files) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Unusual Suspects ended its run in 1970.

Unusual Suspects (The X-Files) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Sure, baby, my kung-fu is the best."

• (Unnamed) "That was the last we saw of him. Almost immediately the police got there. We panicked and hid. You know the rest"
• (Unnamed) "Do I look like Geraldo to you? Don't lie to me like I'm Geraldo. I am not Geraldo."

• (Unnamed) "No matter how paranoid you are, you're not paranoid enough."

• (Unnamed) "You know, with that long, blond hair, you'll be the first one in here that gets traded for cigarettes. I'm gonna be laughing my ass off."

• (Unnamed) "Say it."
• (Unnamed) "Say -- it."
• (Unnamed) "Your kung-fu is the best."

• (Unnamed) "My name is John Fitzgerald Byers. I was born on November 22nd, 1963."
• (Unnamed) "Seriously?"
• (Unnamed) "I was named after JFK. Before the assassination, my parents were going to call me "Bertram.""
• (Unnamed) "Lucky you."

• (Unnamed) "Here's a tip: aluminum foil. It makes a lovely hat and it blocks out the government's mind-control rays. It'll keep you guys out of trouble."

• (Unnamed) "We are screwed."
• (Unnamed) "Thank you so much for getting me involved in this, Doohickey."
• (Unnamed) "FROHIKE, you hippie jerk."
• (Unnamed) "DOOHICKEY."

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