Untouched (Angel) Quotes

Untouched (Angel) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Untouched completed its run in 1970.

Untouched (Angel) Quotes

• (Cordelia Chase) "There's something. She's got a vibe, I'm getting a vibe. She's vibey."

• (Angel) "You wanna make love, but you don't wanna be touched?"
• (Bethany Chaulk) ""Make love"? What are you, from the eighteenth century? I was just- I just wanted --"
• (Angel) "What'd you want?"
• (Bethany Chaulk) "Are you shocked I'm a great big slut?"
• (Angel) "You'll find I'm not easily shocked, Bethany."
• (Bethany Chaulk) "Everyone thinks I'm so fragile and innocent. Men love it."
• (Angel) "Do you?"
• (Bethany Chaulk) "Do I love it? Who cares. I'm; I'm -- like the chambermaid. I just leave. When a guy's on me, I -- I made up the room, I showed him in and I leave till he's gone. Come back and clean up the mess."
• (Angel) "And the men?"
• (Bethany Chaulk) "What, you think they'd notice or care I'm not there? Would you?"
• (Angel) "I don't think everyone's as bad as you'd have them be."
• (Bethany Chaulk) "Oh, right. You love the people. Love 'em so much, you've got a hundred rooms to be all alone in. You know, I'm thinking maybe you're not exactly qualified to help me with my problem."
• (Angel) "Maybe I'm the only one who is. Try to get some sleep."
• (Bethany Chaulk) "Who's Darla?"
• (Angel) "Good night, Bethany."

• (Cordelia Chase) "It's the vanilla that makes the mocha less latte-y."

• (Bethany Chaulk) "I've done stuff. I can make you happy."
• (Angel) "You wouldn't like me when I'm happy."

• (Cordelia Chase) "Don't bone my boss."
• (Bethany Chaulk) "What?"
• (Cordelia Chase) "Angel. He's strictly a no-bone."

• (Angel) "Would you like some tea?"
• (Bethany Chaulk) "Yeah, please."
• (Cordelia Chase) "You shouldn't worry. Angel does this kind of thing all the time."
• (Bethany Chaulk) "Makes tea?"
• (Cordelia Chase) "Helps people. You know, he helps people with problems."
• (Bethany Chaulk) "So what's wrong with you?"
• (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "Where to begin?"

• (Angel) "I'm going to bed. It's been a long day."
• (Cordelia Chase) "You've been up for three hours."

• (Cordelia Chase) "You can't fire me. I'm Vision Girl."

• (Lilah Morgan) "Look, Bethany. Bethany, wait. You could have been someone important."
• (Angel) "You gotta learn to lose, sweetie."
• (Lilah Morgan) "Did I mention you're not invited in?"
• (Bethany Chaulk) "Don't try to find me, Lilah. I mean it."
• (Lilah Morgan) "Our-our firm doesn't want to lose a -- you're not --"
• (Lilah Morgan) "He is a vampire, you know."
• (Bethany Chaulk) "Weird."
• (Angel) "Looks like you're gonna have to find someone else's brain to play with."
• (Lilah Morgan) "Yeah, we have someone in mind."
• (Angel) "Good night, Lilah."
• (Lilah Morgan) "Sweet dreams."

• (Charles Gunn) "Isn't this the thing? Some of the kids in my camp put it together for me. Thought I might get the chance to stick it in somethin' tonight."
• (Cordelia Chase) "Men are all alike."

• (Angel) "So, what have we got here?"
• (Officer) "Uh; you're not --"
• (Angel) "Hey, you wanna get behind the tape? You gotta gawk, go home, watch a high speed chase on Fox."
• (Angel) "You wanna think about keepin' the tourists off my crime scene?"
• (Officer) "But I-I'm --"
• (Angel) "I'm outta vice three weeks, I've seen enough amateur night crap to fill a mini-series. So, you wanna pretend that's not a Cub Scout uniform and tell me about dead people?"
• (Officer) "Uh, well, detective, what happened is we had to scrape 'em off the wall. Guys got pinned by a two ton dumpster."
• (Angel) "It fell on them."
• (Officer) "Ah, no. They were actually pinned to the wall. Looks like somebody might have shoved the dumpster from the side."
• (Angel) "Have to be somebody pretty strong."
• (Officer) "Yeah. You're tellin' me. Splashed those guys all the way up here."
• (Angel) "That's not their blood."
• (Officer) "Excuse me?"
• (Angel) "You seen a girl tonight? Maybe a little scared, beat-up?"
• (Officer) "Uh-uh. Nobody but our Mr. Bills. You know,"
• (Officer) ""Oh no, Mr. Bill." Krech."
• (Angel) "Right --"

• (Lilah Morgan) "Shut up. Just shut up. One more excuse from you and I am going to bury you alive, next to my house so I can hear you screaming."

• (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "That's so typical of your kind."
• (Cordelia Chase) "Well, at least I'm not a sheep like you."
• (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "I am not a sheep."
• (Cordelia Chase) "You are such a sheep. You've never had a single opinion that you didn't read in a book."
• (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "At least I've opened a book."
• (Cordelia Chase) "Oh, don't even try with the snooty, wooly boy. I was top ten percent of my class."
• (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "What class? Advanced Bosoms?"
• (Cordelia Chase) "OH."
• (Angel) "Hey. What the hell's goin' on here?"
• (Cordelia Chase) "We were just discussing whether or not we should offer to pay Gunn."
• (Angel) "No, you weren't."
• (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "Well, our discussions tend to go about three minutes, then it's strictly name calling and hair pulling."
• (Cordelia Chase) "Ebeneezer here doesn't wanna share the wealth."

• (Bethany Chaulk) "What are you?"
• (Angel) "I've come to help you. My name is Angel."
• (Bethany Chaulk) "Ha. Ha. Great, I stabbed an angel. Now I'm really never getting into heaven."

• (Cordelia Chase) "Top of the middle of the day to you too. And no, no leads worth mentioning. Of course, we lost a little time during my forty five minutes of sleep. Good thing I left some clothes here, or you'd be smelling me even now."

• (Angel) "You're gone."
• (Cordelia Chase) "You can't fire Wesley. I'll quit, too. Unless you're firm."

• (Cordelia Chase) "Bethany. You can squash those guys."

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