Unhappily Ever After Quotes

Unhappily Ever After is a Situation comedy that debuted in 1995 on The WB. Unhappily Ever After stopped airing in 1999.

Unhappily Ever After was on for 5 seasons and 100 episodes. It features Stewart J. Burns as producer, and Paul Buckley as composer. Unhappily Ever After is executive produced by Ron Leavitt. Unhappily Ever After is created by Ron Leavitt.

Unhappily Ever After is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Unhappily Ever After is 22-24 minutes long. Unhappily Ever After is produced by ABC Studios and distributed by Disney-ABC Domestic Television.

Unhappily Ever After Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Hey, Ryan, what does that thing say?"
• (Unnamed) "Arr. Arr. I'm a refrigerator, I'm big and cold."

• (Unnamed) "Wait, I know this guy."
• (Unnamed) "That's Clark Kent."

• (Unnamed) "It's great to be president. You can get all the chicks. I wonder if Clinton found that out already."

• (Unnamed) "My mom and my dad are great. They have two kids. The End."

• (Unnamed) "Kiss my cottontail."

• (Unnamed) "Watch where you're pouring your sauce."
• (Unnamed) "If I had ever done that, we wouldn't be sitting here."

• (Unnamed) "And who's the one with the big ears?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh. I guess he's that English prince or something."
• (Unnamed) "If that chick looks like a horse, why isn't he riding her?"
• (Unnamed) "Prince. If she looks like a horse, use her as horse."
• (Unnamed) "Amen, brother."
• (Unnamed) "Honestly."

• (Unnamed) "Mild mannored Ryan was sitting in the rain, he got struck by lightening, and now he's still the same. He's lightening boy."

• (Unnamed) "OK, let's see that map. Here's California."
• (Unnamed) "And here's New York over here."
• (Unnamed) "What's all that in between?"
• (Unnamed) "The reason "Touched By An Angel" is a hit."

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