Two to Go Quotes

Two to Go is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Two to Go completed its run in 1970.

Two to Go Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Look, we both know things might get ugly at, uh, Wiccapalooza and if it gets really bad --"
• (Unnamed) "Let me guess, you'll propose?"
• (Unnamed) "I need to know if you're gonna turn on me. Use this little shindig as an excuse for some sweet revenge."
• (Unnamed) "There is nothing in this world that would give me greater or more lasting satisfaction than to reap bloody vengeance upon you, Xander Harris. But I can't. Not officially. Not magically. So, smile, it's your lucky day. You got away with it. I can't hurt you."
• (Unnamed) "Right, 'cause you varnishing the table with Spike; How could that possibly have hurt? It may have chaffed --"
• (Unnamed) "That wasn't vengeance. It was solace."

• (Unnamed) "You're checking for implants?"
• (Unnamed) "Lex Luthor had a false epidermis escape kit in Superman versus the Amazing Spider-Man treasury edition --"

• (Unnamed) "Oh, here we go, then. Just me and the walking action-figure. I'm venturing this would be the kill-or-be-killed type of situation, then?"
• (Unnamed) "To the death."
• (Unnamed) "Right. Here we are now. Entertain us."
• (Unnamed) "Son of a --"

• (Unnamed) "You understand, then?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah. Yeah, it's not like you haven't been clear about it, oh great mysterious one. This is a test. I don't get what I want unless I pass said test. That about the size and shape?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes."
• (Unnamed) "And since your pad is decked out gladiator style, and no number two pencils have been provided, I guess we're not starting with the written."

• (Unnamed) "Are we really gonna do this?"
• (Unnamed) "Come on, this is a huge deal for me. Six years as a sideman, now I get to be the Slayer."
• (Unnamed) "A killer isn't a Slayer. Being the Slayer means something you can't conceive of."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, Buffy. You really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked."
• (Unnamed) "Then show me what you got, and I'll show you what a slayer really is."

• (Unnamed) "I don't wanna hurt you."
• (Unnamed) "Not a problem."
• (Unnamed) "I said I didn't want to. Didn't say I wouldn't."

• (Unnamed) "You have to listen to me. The forces inside you are incredibly powerful. They're strong, but you're stronger. You have to remember you're still Willow."
• (Unnamed) "Let me tell you something about Willow. She's a loser, and she always has been. People picked on Willow in junior high school, high school, up until college with her stupid mousy ways. And now -- Willow's a junkie."
• (Unnamed) "I can help."
• (Unnamed) "The only thing Willow was ever good for -- the only thing I had going for me -- were the moments, just moments, when Tara would look at me and I was wonderful. And that will never happen again."
• (Unnamed) "I know this hurts -- bad. But, Willow, if you let loose with the magics it'll never end."
• (Unnamed) "Promise?"
• (Unnamed) "You don't want that."
• (Unnamed) "Why not?"
• (Unnamed) "Because you'll lose everything -- your friends, yourself. Willow, if you let this control you, then the world goes away, and all of us with it. There's so much to live for."
• (Unnamed) "Wil -- there's too much -- to --"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, please. This is your pitch? Buffy, you hate it here as much as I do. I'm just more honest about it."
• (Unnamed) "That's not true."
• (Unnamed) "You're trying to sell me on the world? The one where you lie to your friends when you're not trying to kill them? And you screw a vampire just to feel? And insane asylums are the comfy alternative? This world? Buffy, it's me. I know you were happier when you were in the ground. The only time you were ever at peace in your whole life was when you were dead, until Willow brought you back. You know -- with magic."

• (Unnamed) "Boys, if you don't knock it off, I will pull this car over and you can just walk to your painful deaths from here."

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