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Two Stories (House) Quotes

Two Stories (House) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Two Stories completed its run in 1970.

Two Stories (House) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "And exactly how does admitting her daughter prove how unselfish you are? It seems like you're still doing it to help yourself, not anyone else."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know. I just know I need to do something. I need her in my life -- Do you know what it's like to actually need someone?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, I do. But I also know what it's like to have responsibilites. I think it's time for you to grow up."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh grow up. If porn was bad why would there be so many nuns in it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Why is she mad?"
  • (Unnamed) "I was myself which by the way she's supposed to love unconditionally."
  • (Unnamed) "Prep him for exploratory surgery and start the betting."
  • (Unnamed) "Betting?"
  • (Unnamed) "I got a hundred bucks says it's a pea."
  • (Unnamed) "We need to get a Chest CT."
  • (Unnamed) "Excuse me I'm the senior team member. Which means we don't need anything unless I say we need to."
  • (Unnamed) "Do you want to have an affair?"
  • (Unnamed) "Do you want to have a threesome?"
  • (Unnamed) "You can't talk to her like that. I'm telling Cuddy."
  • (Unnamed) "We need a Chest CT."
  • (Unnamed) "Get it yourself."
  • (Unnamed) "Who password protects a computer they keep in a locked desk in a locked office?"
  • (Unnamed) "Someone who works with someone who thinks it's okay to break into other people's homes."
  • (Unnamed) "Wait. So you tried to fix your relationship by stealing her computer?"
  • (Unnamed) "-- Well, when you say it like that; yes."
  • (Unnamed) "Looks like you're the moron."
  • (Unnamed) "Dr. House, I have a question: are you insane or just stupid?"
  • (Unnamed) "Is there a third option?"
  • (Unnamed) "Actually, I don't think there is."
  • (Unnamed) "I must be in the midst of a Complex Partial Seizure because I know you are not sitting at my desk."
  • (Unnamed) "Sorry. Ran out of lotion in mine."
  • (Unnamed) "Get the Hell out of here."
  • (Unnamed) "Can't. This is the only place left that Cuddy would never look for me. Still haven't found what I'm looking for yet."
  • (Unnamed) "I can tell what you're about to find is my foot in your ass."
  • (Unnamed) "Why would they hid something that could be killing them?"
  • (Unnamed) "Because they are morons. They're all morons, and everybody lies."
  • (Unnamed) "You got a problem with that?"
  • (Unnamed) "Uh yeah. Actually, I do. You barge into our room. Start looking through our personal private stuff, demand I hack into a computer that I can safely assume doesn't be -"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? Please continue, you were talking about personal privacy. You finished? Allow me to retort."
  • (Unnamed) "I want you to care more than just what you want. You think you need me, House. You may even love me. But you don't care about me. And I deserve someone who does."

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