Twin Beds (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

Twin Beds (How I Met Your Mother) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Twin Beds completed its run in 1970.

(Robin Scherbatsky) "That's Barney. He means well."
(Ted Mosby) "Actually, we're not sure that's true."
(Don Frank) "I think he's awesome. I just feel bad for any woman with such low esteem she'd date a guy like that."
(Narrator) "And that's when I realized that Robin hasn't told Don she and Barney used to date."
(Barney Stinson) "We're a lot alike, Don. We both enjoy a good Scotch, we both find my stories fascinating, and we both went out with Robin."
(Narrator) "And now he knew."

(Barney Stinson) "I'll take her till she's forty and then you can have her after that."

(Robin Scherbatsky) "I have this system: I leave the empty milk carton in the fridge to remind us to buy more milk."
(Ted Mosby) "How about you leave a full carton of milk to remind us that we don't need to buy milk."

(Don Frank) "I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this. Don't you find it weird that Robin is still friends with Barney?"
(Ted Mosby) "I think it's weird that we're still friends with Barney."

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