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Tucker and Dale vs. Evil Quotes

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Tucker &amp ended in 1970.

It features Morgan Jurgenson, Albert Klychak, Rosanne Milliken, and Deepak Nayar as producer, Michael Shields, and Andrew Kaiser in charge of musical score, and David Geddes (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada, and United States. Each episode of Tucker and Dale vs. Evil is 89 minutes long. Tucker and Dale vs. Evil is distributed by Magnet Releasing.

The cast includes: Alan Tudyk as Tucker, Tyler Labine as Dale, Katrina Bowden as Allison, Brandon Jay McLaren as Jason, Chelan Simmons as Chloe, Jesse Moss as Chad, and Philip Granger as Sheriff.

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil Quotes

Katrina Bowden as Allison

  • (Katrina Bowden) "What was that?"
  • (Tyler Labine) "Anthemis nobilis"
  • (Katrina Bowden) "Huh?"
  • (Tyler Labine) "It's the ingredient in camomile tea that causes allergic reactions in rare cases -- like I said, I remember weird stuff."
  • (Katrina Bowden) "It's true, Chad. You're half hillbilly."
  • (Katrina Bowden) "Wait, wait. Everyone just stop for a second and let's talk this out, okay? Nobody wants to hurt anyone."
  • (Alan Tudyk) "You could've fooled me."
  • (Jesse Moss) "f*** off, hillbilly."
  • (Alan Tudyk) "Eat s***, body perm."
  • (Katrina Bowden) "Wait. Wait. How 'bout I make some tea and we all sit and talk this out."
  • (Alan Tudyk) "S-s-sounds like a good idea. I'll provide the finger sandwiches."

Alan Tudyk as Tucker

  • (Alan Tudyk) "You know something, Dale? She's just human. Why don't you go over there and talk to her?"
  • (Tyler Labine) "Talk to her? What? What in the world would I say?"
  • (Alan Tudyk) "I don't know. Tell her that you got a vacation home, that'd probably impress her."
  • (Tyler Labine) "Are you out of your mind, Tucker? These are college girls. Okay? They grew up in vacation homes and guys like me fixing their toilets."
  • (Alan Tudyk) "You gotta have faith in yourself, man. Girls can smell fear. Now, come on. You are a good looking man. More or less, you got a damn good heart. I mean, that's two things right there."
  • (Alan Tudyk) "Cover me."
  • (Tyler Labine) "I ain't never shot at nobody before."
  • (Alan Tudyk) "If it helps, think of 'em like moving two-by-fours."
  • (Alan Tudyk) "Holy s***. We have go to hide all of the sharp objects."
  • (Alan Tudyk) "He's heavy for half a guy."
  • (Alan Tudyk) "She's just human. Why don't you go over and talk to her?"
  • (Tyler Labine) "Talk to her? What -- What in the world would I say?"
  • (Alan Tudyk) "I don't know -- Tell her that you got a vacation home. That'll probably impress her."
  • (Tyler Labine) "Are you out of your mind, Tucker? They're college girls, and they grew up with vacation homes and guys like me fixing their toilets."
  • (Alan Tudyk) "You've gotta' have some faith in yourself, man. Girls can smell fear. Now, come on. You are a good lookin' man -- more or less. You got a damned good heart. I mean, that's two things right there. Now go on, get over there. What -- what's the worst that could happen?"
  • (Alan Tudyk) "All right -- I know what this is."
  • (Tyler Labine) "What?"
  • (Alan Tudyk) "This is a suicide pact."
  • (Tyler Labine) "It's a what?"
  • (Alan Tudyk) "These kids are coming out here, and killing themselves all over the woods."
  • (Tyler Labine) "My God, that makes so much sense."
  • (Alan Tudyk) "Oh hidy ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property."
  • (Alan Tudyk) "This vacation sucks."
  • (Alan Tudyk) "Are you okay?"

Tyler Labine as Dale

  • (Tyler Labine) "That's a PBR Buddy."
  • (Alan Tudyk) "That, that's a thing of beauty."
  • (Tyler Labine) "Uh-oh-oh, it's the pancakes. You don't like pancakes, I will get you sumpin' else."
  • (Tyler Labine) "That's okay Tuck. You take that. It's yours."
  • (Alan Tudyk) "See that's why you're never gonna get ahead in life. It's cause you don't stick up for yourself."
  • (Tyler Labine) ""OW.""
  • (Alan Tudyk) "Do not even think about it."
  • (Tyler Labine) "But you just said --"
  • (Alan Tudyk) "Are you kidding me?"
  • (Tyler Labine) ""OW.""
  • (Alan Tudyk) "Are you serious?"
  • (Alan Tudyk) "What'd I just say?"
  • (Tyler Labine) "You said I gotta stick up for myself."
  • (Alan Tudyk) "I said "don't even think about it, though" That was the last thing I said."
  • (Tyler Labine) "Do some of your friends take medication?"
  • (Katrina Bowden) "Why?"
  • (Tyler Labine) "Because I think they forgot to take it."
  • (Tyler Labine) "You thought I looked like some kind of freak?"
  • (Katrina Bowden) "We misjudged you Dale. I'm -- I'm really sorry."
  • (Tyler Labine) "Don't be sorry, it's my fault. I should have known if a guy like me talked to a girl like you, somebody would end up dead."
  • (Tyler Labine) "You want a killer hillbilly? I'll show you a killer hillbilly."
  • (Tyler Labine) "How you feelin'?"
  • (Alan Tudyk) "I am feeling high on prescription medication."
  • (Tyler Labine) "How is he even walking right now, Tuck?"
  • (Alan Tudyk) "He looks like he's gonna walk it off, he's gonna be fine."
  • (Tyler Labine) "I told you, Tucker. I'm a zero with the ladies -- they hate my face."

Brandon Jay McLaren as Jason

  • (Brandon Jay McLaren) "You shouldn't be smoking anyway, Chloe, it's not good for you."
  • (Chelan Simmons) "Yeah, well, f***ing dying isn't good for you either but that doesn't seem to be stopping anybody."

Jesse Moss as Chad

  • (Jesse Moss) "There is no truth. Everything is a lie."
  • (Jesse Moss) "It's time for you to feel my pain."
  • (Tyler Labine) "I'm ready, frat bitch."
  • (Jesse Moss) "It's time for you to feel my pain."
  • (Tyler Labine) "Bring it, frat bitch."
  • (Jesse Moss) "I've never stood so close to pure evil before."
  • (Jesse Moss) "It kinda' stinks."
  • (Alan Tudyk) "It said it was 24-hour protection."

Philip Granger as Sheriff

  • (Philip Granger) "Where are you two headed?"
  • (Alan Tudyk) "We're headed to our vacation home up by Morris Lake. I sank every penny I had into it -- me and Dale here, we're gonna' go fix her up, then do a little fishin'. He's been strikin' out by the ladies, I figure a little man time might do him some good."
  • (Philip Granger) "There ain't nothin' up there but pain and suffering on a scale you can't even imagine."

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