True Crime (1999 film) Quotes

True Crime (1999 film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . True Crime stopped airing in 1970.

It features Clint Eastwood as producer, Lennie Niehaus in charge of musical score, and Jack N. Green as head of cinematography.

True Crime (1999 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of True Crime (1999 film) is 127 minutes long. True Crime (1999 film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: James Woods as Alan Mann, Clint Eastwood as Steve Everett, Francesca Eastwood as Kate Everett, Bernard Hill as Warden Luther Plunkitt, and Isaiah Washington as Frank Louis Beechum.

True Crime (1999 film) Quotes

Clint Eastwood as Steve Everett

• (Unnamed) "They lie, you know?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "Who's that?"
• (Unnamed) "Prisoners. That's what they do. Every word they say is a lie."
• (Clint Eastwood) "Well, everyone lies, pal. I'm just here to write it down."

• (Henry Lowenstein) "Well, speak of the devil. Alan tells me I'm paying you too much."
• (Clint Eastwood) "You can rest assured I'm frittering it away on women and booze."
• (Henry Lowenstein) "You're a real dyed-in-the-wool son of a bitch. Anybody ever tell you that?"
• (Clint Eastwood) "Just close friends and family."

• (Clint Eastwood) "I'll have a Virgin Mary -- heavy on the Virgin."

• (Clint Eastwood) "I'm writing a human-interest sidebar. Do you know what that is?"
• (Counter Woman at Pocum's Grocery) "No, I don't think I do."
• (Clint Eastwood) "I don't think I do either."

• (Clint Eastwood) "Mister Beachum -- Frankly I don't give a rat's ass about Jesus Christ and I don't care about justice in this world, or the next."

• (Clint Eastwood) "When my nose tells me something stinks, I gotta have faith in it."

• (Clint Eastwood) "We go fast."

• (Clint Eastwood) "You're right, pal. Santa Claus rides alone."

• (Bridget Rossiter) "Want coffee, Ev? It's back in fashion as a late-morning pick-me-up."
• (Clint Eastwood) "Make it a big one."
• (Bridget Rossiter) "Women can fetch coffee now because job opportunities give us new confidence."

• (Clint Eastwood) "OK, Lets play speed zoo."

Isaiah Washington as Frank Louis Beechum

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

James Woods as Alan Mann

• (James Woods) "Issues are s*** we use as an excuse to run good stories. "Judge Grabs Female Attorney's Tits. "The sex discrimination "issue." "Nine-year-old Shoots Brother With Uzi." The child violence "issue." People want to read about sex organs and blood."

• (James Woods) "Stop f***ing Bob's wife. He doesn't like it."

• (James Woods) "No, I don't have to listen to you. I'm looking at you, I'm looking and I can see a reporter who's about to tell me he has a HUNCH. Do you want an opinion about reporters who have hunches?"

• (James Woods) "I can't FART loud enough to express my opinion."

• (James Woods) "Look, if he comes to me for your ass, I'm going to have to give it to him. Then you'll just be a hole, with no ass around it."

Bernard Hill as Warden Luther Plunkitt

• (Dr. Roger Waters) "Blood pressure: 120 over 70. Normal. All right, open wide. Looks fine. Healthy as a horse. Just one more thing, Luther."
• (Bernard Hill) "You got to whiz in the cup, Frank. Then we're done."

Francesca Eastwood as Kate Everett

• (Francesca Eastwood) "I want to see the hippopotamus."

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