Troop Beverly Hills Quotes

Troop Beverly Hills is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Troop Beverly Hills ended its run in 1970.

It features Jerry Weintraub as producer, Randy Edelman in charge of musical score, and Donald E. Thorin as head of cinematography.

Troop Beverly Hills is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Troop Beverly Hills is 103 minutes long. Troop Beverly Hills is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Betty Thomas as Velda, Shelley Long as Phyllis, Heather Hopper as Tessa DiBlasio, Tori Spelling as Jamie, Dinah Lacey as Cleo, Craig T. Nelson as Freddy, Mary Gross as Annie, Jenny Lewis as Hannah, Aquilina Soriano as Lily Marcigan, Shelley Morrison as Rosa, Ami Foster as Claire, Jenny Lewis as Hannah Nefler, and Stephanie Beacham as Jack Sprantz.

Troop Beverly Hills Quotes

Craig T. Nelson as Freddy

• (Craig T. Nelson) "You had so much energy, you were so creative, I couldn't wait to see what you'd do with it. And see, now I know what you did with it. You Went Shopping."
• (Shelley Long) "Hey, I went shopping, Buster, to furnish your perfect house, to build your perfect image, to be your perfect Beverly Hills wife."

• (Craig T. Nelson) "If you contributed anymore to this marriage, we would be on welfare."

Shelley Long as Phyllis

• (Shelley Long) "You never give me credit for anything I do."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "That's because you never do anything."

• (Shelley Long) "I may be a beginner at some things, but I've got a black belt in shopping."

• (Shelley Long) "This dance is called "The Freddie." I know, I know. Life is so ironic."

• (Shelley Long) "I knew I could count on you girls to do the right thing."
• (Betty Thomas) "Oh, stop, or I'll bust out crying. I knew I could count on you losers to do the wimpy thing."
• (Shelley Long) "You need your rest."

• (Shelley Long) "It was a cold and rainy day in March. I went to Kristoff's where I usually get my hair done but Kristoff wasn't there. He had mysteriously disappeared. In his place was a stranger named Rinaldo. I'll never forget him. His eyes were steely gray. His hands were like ice. He said, "I'll streak your hair and I'll give you a body wave." He worked very fast and then, as he turned my chair around to face the mirror, I saw it. He permed me."

• (Shelley Long) "Oh, what glorious patches."
• (Tori Spelling) "Thank you, ma'am."
• (Shelley Long) "Where can I buy them?"
• (Dinah Lacey) "Ma'am, you don't buy them, you earn them."
• (Shelley Long) "Oh. Like jewelry."

• (Shelley Long) "Her recommendations for a campsite were totally unsuitable. There were no outlets. And there was dirt, and bugs, and -- and it rains there. So anyway, we've found a place that's much more us: the Beverly Hills Hotel."

• (Shelley Long) "That just frosts my cookies."

Heather Hopper as Tessa DiBlasio

• (Heather Hopper) "Mrs. Nefler. We're above the fire line. And you shouldn't smoke, it's bad for you. And it conceals neurosis you should deal with yourself."
• (Aquilina Soriano) "Smokey Bear says, "Only you can prevent forest fires.""
• (Shelley Long) "Well, Smokey Bear isn't going through a horribly mess divorce."

• (Heather Hopper) "There's multiple contusions, and possibly a cracked fibula, and a severe personality disorder."

Betty Thomas as Velda

• (Betty Thomas) "Damn. Those little Dim-besses are really starting to bug me."

• (Betty Thomas) "Attention Kmart shoppers, Blue Light special on aisle 13 --"
• (Betty Thomas) "-- Cookies."

• (Betty Thomas) "You're gonna pay for this. Yes, you are."

• (Betty Thomas) "Get your damn car out of my friendship ring."
• (Shelley Long) "Hi, Vel. Lovely to see you too."
• (Betty Thomas) "Okay, fine. On your marks. Get Set. Go."
• (Unnamed) "EWWWWWW."

• (Betty Thomas) "You call this roughing it?"
• (Shelley Long) "One bathroom for nine people? Yes."

Shelley Morrison as Rosa

• (Shelley Morrison) "Patches? We don't need no stinkin patches."

Jenny Lewis as Hannah Nefler

• (Jenny Lewis) "It's about time you two grew up."

• (Jenny Lewis) "Why don't you guys just kiss and make up? That way, I won't end up in therapy twice a week, like Tessa."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "Honey, you'll be much less neurotic if your parents are happily divorced, rather than unhappily married."
• (Shelley Long) "Thank you, Phil Donahue."
• (Craig T. Nelson) "I saw it on Oprah."

Mary Gross as Annie

• (Mary Gross) "You can't put wine in Hobo stew."
• (Shelley Long) "Why not? What goes better with Hobos than wine?"

Tori Spelling as Jamie

• (Tori Spelling) "Where are you from, Mars?"
• (Dinah Lacey) "Worse. Beverly Hills."

Ami Foster as Claire

• (Ami Foster) "So much for being normal."

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