Treehouse (Modern Family) Quotes

Treehouse (Modern Family) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Treehouse ended in 1970.

Treehouse (Modern Family) Quotes

• (Cameron Tucker) "You're an amazing girl, Katie. You are the full package. I just prefer someone who has one."

• (Manny Delgado) "Stop marching. You're dancing, not invading Poland."

• (Jay Pritchett) "Rainbows. It's just colors in the sky. Do we have to take a picture every time we see one?"

• (Mitchell Pritchett) "Cam thinks that if he were straight he and Julia Roberts would be dating."
• (Cameron Tucker) "I met her once at an AIDS walk and we had a real connection."
• (Mitchell Pritchett) "You handed her a bottle of water."
• (Cameron Tucker) "Her hand lingered."
• (Mitchell Pritchett) "Because you wouldn't let go."

• (Cameron Tucker) "I could so be a womanizer."
• (Mitchell Pritchett) "Or you could be someone who just stepped out of a machine called the Womanizer."

• (Luke Dunphy) "No offense, dad, but I've seen you with a glue gun, and I think a nail would be harder to get out of my hair."

• (Jay Pritchett) "This salsa dancing, how hard is it to learn?"
• (Manny Delgado) "Not hard at all. It's about tapping into your emotions, your passion, your inner fire."
• (Jay Pritchett) "Crap."

• (Cameron Tucker) "If she were a hot guy, I would never be that smooth. It's ironic. It's like the gift of the Vagi."

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