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Treed Murray Quotes

Treed Murray is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Treed Murray ended its run in 1970.

It features Paula Devonshire as producer, Jim McGrath in charge of musical score, and John Holosko as head of cinematography.

Treed Murray is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of Treed Murray is 90 minutes long.

Treed Murray Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "You know it's just fashion, right? You're supposed to wear it to the mall, you're not supposed to let it develop into a teenage psychopathology, you simp."
  • (Unnamed) "What are you gorpin' at, wannabe?"
  • (Unnamed) "Spare a little money, sir? Any change will help."
  • (Unnamed) "Sorry. Pass. Thanks --"
  • (Unnamed) "It all flows back, you know."
  • (Unnamed) "You think you're in charge? You think you're just gonna walk away? Well, fuck you, Sharkly. How long before someone comes through here, huh? I mean, we're not on a desert island, right? I say dawn, seven a.m. at the latest, there'll be joggers. It's a park. It's a public fucking park. I'm gonna hunt you down, you little psycho. You and your whole Manson family: Kelly, Dwayne, K fucking C. Oh yeah. I haven't just been sitting up here, jerking off. How long do you think it's gonna take the police to track down that group of names, huh? Just with that stupid fucking nickname, Shark. How many high schools need to be checked, how many police records?"
  • (Unnamed) "I knew it. Fuck."
  • (Unnamed) "Shark?"
  • (Unnamed) "Let her go, bat-boy, it doesn't matter, now. You had your chance. But you're all fucked now. Each one of you. You hear me, Shark? You're gonna lose. I'll tell you something about people like me: people like me win. You hear me?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm gonna fuck you, but good. So come and get it."
  • (Unnamed) "It's over, scumbag. You do value your friend, and you know something? That's good. For me."
  • (Unnamed) "You know how to stop the bleeding from a major artery? You have to isolate the wound, press down. Believe it or not, I actually did it once. Life rescue. But you gotta be right the first time --"
  • (Unnamed) "Don't."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, I think so. Here's the plan: I'm gonna cut your friend and I'm gonna drop him. Then I'm gonna tell you how to pinch off the bleeding while someone goes for help. No help, he's dead in 15 minutes. Okay, everybody ready? Or maybe we can spare him the trouble, huh? Send the big guy to the park right now. If he's back with the cops in 15 minutes, I won't poke a hole in the president."
  • (Unnamed) "Nobody's leaving."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, okay? Just don't."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay. Anybody else wanna vote for my plan?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm just saying -- Why doesn't someone else get to be the leader. How about a little democracy here? I mean, big guy opened the briefcase without damaging it."
  • (Unnamed) "You know, why don't you run for leadership? You could campaign for a kinder, gentler approach to terrorizing the park."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay. We may have to work on your communication skills first, but -- Yeah. It's a good start."
  • (Unnamed) "No -- No, I hate you. I hate you. Let go of me. You're a fucking leech. You're a moping, hag, dog, stupid waste of a fucking life. Fuck. Just leave me the fuck alone. Leave me alone."
  • (Unnamed) "Dwayne. You deserve better than this. I know -- I know people. And you gotta know, she doesn't feel about you the way you feel about her. I mean, you think she's your girl? You think she'll be faithful? You think she cares? She doesn't care. I know that's hard for you to understand, now."
  • (Unnamed) "You don't know what you're talking about."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not trying to hurt you, here. Just open your eyes. Fuck. Kelly's a -- Kelly is a --"
  • (Unnamed) "My sister. She's my sister. You know, I'm listenin' to you, sittin' up there just, you know, talking and talking, like you got everything all figured out. 'Cause you, yeah, you know people. You don't know shit, Murray. We're not people. We're just a bunch of cowards and punks and traitors, right?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "'Cause if we were people, then you might have to care. And you just don't give a fuck, do you?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, I care."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, you care? Yeah, who do you care about, huh? Your wife?"
  • (Unnamed) "Of course."
  • (Unnamed) "Or your mistress? Care about your boy -- or your dealer? Your six-figure job: breathmints, dandruff shampoo -- What do you really care about, huh? You care about Carter? Do you have any idea what you've done to him? Do you? Care about me? Is that why you gotta tell me about Kelly? All right. You know people. What is she then? My sister's a what?"
  • (Unnamed) "I was just gonna say that --"
  • (Unnamed) "My sister's a what?"
  • (Unnamed) "Kelly's a -- Kelly's addicted to drugs."
  • (Unnamed) "No shit. You're a real people person, all right."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey. Get help. I'll pay you. Call the police. I need help. I'm serious. I've got money."
  • (Unnamed) "Pass. Thanks. Because it all flows back."
  • (Unnamed) "So it's -- It's getting really dark. What do you say we end this? You win, all right?"
  • (Unnamed) "You coming down?"
  • (Unnamed) "You guys go, you take my stuff, you take my apologies, and you leave knowing that you beat me. Then, I'll come down, you know, go home and you'll never -- Never see me again."
  • (Unnamed) "So, you're gonna let us win? Okay. We win. Yay."
  • (Unnamed) "You arrogant fuck. You think I give two shits that it's getting dark, huh? Is that the best you got, Murray? What the fuck did you think I was gonna say? "That was a great chat, buddy. I'm so glad that we were able to see eye to eye on this issue. You're free to go, now.""
  • (Unnamed) "Shark? Did he just call you Shark? Very West Side Story."
  • (Unnamed) "The big dumb beast returns, but now, it can talk."
  • (Unnamed) "Now what?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, if the past is any indication, Sharky will rant and rave about how he's gonna kill me, and then -- I'll try and muster a little fear, but it's getting kind of tough, because, you know, he's proving to be quite the useless little turd."
  • (Unnamed) "Please, James. Let them kill me. Give Shark the gun. Just walk away."
  • (Unnamed) "Walk away?"
  • (Unnamed) "Walk away where?"
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, okay. Throw down your wallet, man."
  • (Unnamed) "Smart. Smart. See, what did I tell you about these cats in suits? Educated."
  • (Unnamed) "I knew it. I could smell it. You have "trick" written all over you."
  • (Unnamed) "Fucking help me."
  • (Unnamed) "Laugh it up, you bunch of cowards."
  • (Unnamed) "You're the one hiding in the tree, man."
  • (Unnamed) "No shit, Einstein. 'Cause you're a gang, I can't beat a fucking gang."
  • (Unnamed) "A gang? We're not a gang. More like a -- More like a -- A squad of self-directed urban park-rangers."
  • (Unnamed) "He's right. The cops are gonna come with the ambulance. You should go."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm stayin' too."
  • (Unnamed) "What the fuck is wrong with you? Don't you remember? I watched your back. I saved your ass. Me. I'm the one who's down. I'm fucking down. You liar."
  • (Unnamed) "You'd know all about lies, wouldn't you, chump? With your phoney South-Side-Projects accent and your well-rehearsed Homeboy posture. Your prewashed hoodie and your warehouse outlet sneakers. It's all a lie, isn't it? You slipped when you nailed my briefcase as a Ferocco. It's very uptown."
  • (Unnamed) "Fuck you."
  • (Unnamed) "Yep. You're the pretender. Naughty little rich boy, slummin' it with a real down and dirty crowd. A wannabe."
  • (Unnamed) "You don't know what the fuck -- You don't know what the fuck you're talking about, so just shut the fuck up."
  • (Unnamed) "I know what I'm talking about, all right. I know you better than you know yourself. I can see right into you because I made you. I dressed you. You reek of every billboard, every magazine cover, every commercial I put out over the last two years. You're a perfect demographic fit. You know, mid-teen, male, upper-middle income, bored, hip-hop listening, underage drinking, pathologically masturbating little consumer. Am I wrong, Shark? Hmm? Ever been to his house? Bet you haven't. No, the ever-enthusiastic KC just kind of shows up from time to time, huh?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well -- weren't we jacking him ?"
  • (Unnamed) "Uh -- Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "Get out of my way. Come on, look."
  • (Unnamed) "What? Are we dancing here or what?"
  • (Unnamed) "This your wife, Murray? Huh? Gotta cut back on the cake, you know?"
  • (Unnamed) "Your powers of observation astound, Holmes. She's pregnant, not fat."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh yeah? Who's the father?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, you guys, you've gotta admit, you are not looking so tough at the moment."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, Raven. Oh, oh, Raven."
  • (Unnamed) "Shut the fuck up."
  • (Unnamed) "Yo, Raven, over here, I've got some chumps for you to blood."
  • (Unnamed) "Stop it, please."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, I'm sorry. Am I getting the lingo wrong?"
  • (Unnamed) "You don't know what you're doing."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, yes, I do. I'm calling --"
  • (Unnamed) "Raven. Oh."
  • (Unnamed) "Shh. They'll kill you."
  • (Unnamed) "Haven't you heard? I'm already slated for death. I mean, it comes up every five minutes, for Christ's sake."
  • (Unnamed) "And Dwayne, if you genuinely care about that girl, you may want to ask yourself: "What did Shark require in exchange for that little bit of rock?""
  • (Unnamed) "From what I can see, you're the boss because you threaten, you manipulate and you intimidate. You're a bully. It's how Hitler got into power."
  • (Unnamed) "Yo. You calling us Nazis?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well hey, if the jackboot fits, shorty --"
  • (Unnamed) "Shows what you know. My grandpa faught the Nazis."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh yeah? Well, I bet your grandpa is just bursting with pride in you now."
  • (Unnamed) "Fuck you."
  • (Unnamed) "Good answer."
  • (Unnamed) "Look, look. Don't nobody talk to the squirrel no more."
  • (Unnamed) "See, censorship. Next, he'll be shutting down our newspapers."
  • (Unnamed) "You couldn't get an apple out of a tree, let alone me. And you only got till sunrise. I'd use the time to -- get out of town, guppy."
  • (Unnamed) "Gonna have a heart attack, Murray."
  • (Unnamed) "Thought you'd be home by now. Snuggled in the bosom of your au pair."
  • (Unnamed) "Sorry, I, uh -- I didn't catch your name."
  • (Unnamed) "Carter."
  • (Unnamed) "Carter. You got a first name?"
  • (Unnamed) "James -- ow --"
  • (Unnamed) "Jimmy Carter? No kiddin', huh?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, thank you, Mr. President, but you can forget about a reward."
  • (Unnamed) "Slut."
  • (Unnamed) "Takes one to know one, John."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm sorry."
  • (Unnamed) "No, no, no. I said you need to come down, here, and apologize, you know, face to face, like a man. Not up there, like a squirrel."

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