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Trapped in the Closet (South Park) Quotes

Trapped in the Closet (South Park) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Trapped in the Closet stopped airing in 1970.

Trapped in the Closet (South Park) Quotes

  • (Stan) "I'm not really religious."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, we see Scientology as more an alternative to Psychology than a religion."
  • (Stan) "So how come that sign says "Church of Scientology"?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, that's just this thing."
  • (Unnamed) "Breaking news here in South Park. Tom Cruise & John Travolta still will not come out of the closet."
  • (Stan) "Dad. Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet."
  • (R. Kelly) "Man, this is some crazy s*** here. Why won't you both just come out the closet, they said?"
  • (John Travolta) "We're not coming out the closet. You can just go away."
  • (R. Kelly) "But everyone wants you out the closet."
  • (John Travolta) "That doesn't matter 'cause we're gonna stay."
  • (R. Kelly) "Now I'm startin' to get angry, so I pull out my gun."
  • (R. Kelly) "I'm gonna give you a count to three to open this closet door, one; I'm gonna shoot you both, two; I'm gonna cap some bitch, three --"
  • (R. Kelly) "Now I'm in the closet. Now I'm in the closet too."
  • (Nicole Kidman) "Tom -- Tom, it's Nicole."
  • (Tom Cruise) "Hi Nicole."
  • (Nicole Kidman) "Tom, don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet."
  • (Tom Cruise) "I'm not in the closet."
  • (Nicole Kidman) "Yes you are, Tom. And you need to just end this & come out. I'm not going to think any differently of you. Katie's not going to think any differently of you. You don't need to be in that closet any more, Tom."
  • (Tom Cruise) "I'm not in here though."
  • (Nicole Kidman) "Yes, you are."
  • (Tom Cruise) "I'm not -- I'm not in the closet."
  • (Nicole Kidman) "Then how am I talking to you Tom? Tom, you can't hide forever just because the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard doesn't like your acting. Come out of the closet Tom, you're not fooling anyone."
  • (Tom Cruise) "But I'm not-I'm not in here."
  • (Unnamed) "We are going to sue your ass and your balls."
  • (Sharon Marsh) "Stanly, I didn't know you were miserable."
  • (Stan) "Neither did I."

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