Trapped in Paradise Quotes

Trapped in Paradise is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Trapped in Paradise ended in 1970.

It features George Gallo as producer, Robert Folk in charge of musical score, and Jack N. Green as head of cinematography.

Trapped in Paradise is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Trapped in Paradise is 111 minutes long. Trapped in Paradise is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Nicolas Cage as Bill Firpo, Dana Carvey as Alvin Firpo, Nicolas Cage as Ma Firpo, Jon Lovitz as Dave Firpo, John Ashton as Ed Dawson, John Bergantine as Clovis Minor, Richard Jenkins as Shaddus Peyser, Frank Pesce as Caesar Spinoza, Gerard Parkes as Father Gorenzel, Angela Paton as Hattie Anderson, Vic Manni as Vic Mazzucci, Sean McCann as Chief Burnell, Sean O'Bryan as Dick Anderson, and Donald Moffat as Clifford Anderson.

Trapped in Paradise Quotes

Frank Pesce as Caesar Spinoza

• (Frank Pesce) "What did he say?"
• (Vic Manni) "He said he loved me."

Nicolas Cage as Bill Firpo

• (Nicolas Cage) "You guys are dumber than a box of hair."

• (Nicolas Cage) "I'm robbing the bank."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Where are you going?"
• (Jon Lovitz) "I'm going with you to get the key."
• (Nicolas Cage) "No, you STAY HERE."
• (Jon Lovitz) "Don't you two fall in love."
• (Jon Lovitz) "You heard him. I'm staying here."

• (Nicolas Cage) "What are you doing?"
• (Dana Carvey) "You do what you do, I do what I do."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Well. That enhances my state of security."

• (Nicolas Cage) "In the Firpo family, the man with half a brain is king."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Our car ran off the road."
• (Sean O'Bryan) "Oh my god. Are you all right?"
• (Jon Lovitz) "Well were not dead if that's what you mean."

• (Nicolas Cage) "I've got a feeling you're not telling me something."
• (Jon Lovitz) "Well this feeling you're getting is paranoia."
• (Dana Carvey) "Hey, let's just go."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Which direction are we going?"
• (Dana Carvey) "North."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Are you sure? I thought we passed that farmhouse earlier."
• (Jon Lovitz) "No, those farmhouses all look alike --"
• (Nicolas Cage) "Alvin, if we're going in circles, I'm going to break your neck."
• (Dana Carvey) "We're not. I took four lefts, just like the map said."
• (Nicolas Cage) "FOUR LEFTS IS A CIRCLE, YOU IDIOT."

• (Nicolas Cage) "ALLLL RIGHT. It's a God damn robbery."

• (Nicolas Cage) "I'm tellin' ya, if I had a gun on me right now I'd go in there and take over that place."
• (Jon Lovitz) "Bill, you wouldn't be angry if I were to tell you there might be guns in the trunk."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Alvin pull the car over."
• (Dana Carvey) "Wha?"
• (Nicolas Cage) "Pull it over."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Where are you going?"
• (Lila) "It's a robbery. I'm going to get you money out of the cash register."
• (Nicolas Cage) "I'm robbing the bank."
• (Lila) "Well the bank is across the street."

Gerard Parkes as Father Gorenzel

• (Gerard Parkes) "We'll talk later."

Jon Lovitz as Dave Firpo

• (Jon Lovitz) "Sons of bitches."

Dana Carvey as Alvin Firpo

• (Dana Carvey) "Have you seen my Pez dispenser?"
• (Jon Lovitz) "No. Shut up."

• (Dana Carvey) "Didn't have any snow chains."
• (Jon Lovitz) "You have no brain, either."

• (Dana Carvey) "Hold that? Mmm -- yeah, scrapple. A little salt never hurt anybody."
• (Nicolas Cage) "What are you doing?"
• (Dana Carvey) "I'm eatin' scrapple. It's got scallions."

• (Dana Carvey) "You want a piece of that? Kiss my ass."

• (Dana Carvey) "Hey Dave, can we stop off and get some Ring Dings and milk?"
• (Nicolas Cage) "Ring Dings and milk? Oh sure. Then well get some balloons and go to the puppet show. What are you, two years old?"

• (Dana Carvey) "I'd like to say my 'preciation for your hospitableness."

• (Dana Carvey) "I'll never forget you Merlin."

Angela Paton as Hattie Anderson

• (Angela Paton) "Do you really want to do this?"
• (Nicolas Cage) "Do what?"
• (Angela Paton) "You know rob the bank"
• (Jon Lovitz) "Absolutely. We have thought this over and we've made a decision."
• (Angela Paton) "But on Christmas Eve, it just doesn't seem right. You're going to ruin the winter fest."
• (Nicolas Cage) "The winter fest? I've got a gun and your talking about the winter fest. Well who are you?"

Vic Manni as Vic Mazzucci

• (Vic Manni) "I won't throw her"
• (Vic Manni) "out the window as long as you do the right thing."
• (Jon Lovitz) "All right, all right love ya too."
• (Vic Manni) "He said he loves me --"

Richard Jenkins as Shaddus Peyser

• (Richard Jenkins) "What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?"

• (Richard Jenkins) "My wife didn't let me see the thing pop up in the turkey."

• (Richard Jenkins) "Put an APB out on that car."
• (Sean McCann) "Oh well I've already done that."
• (Richard Jenkins) "Good. We'll be able to track them down especially if they're heading north."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Alvin, which way are we headed?"
• (Dana Carvey) "North."

Donald Moffat as Clifford Anderson

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

John Ashton as Ed Dawson

• (John Ashton) "Will you stop hovering over like bad news?"
• (John Bergantine) "What do you want me to do?"
• (John Ashton) "Bag this stuff."
• (John Bergantine) "All of it?"
• (John Ashton) "No. Just what you haven't become emotionally attached to."

Sean McCann as Chief Burnell

• (Sean McCann) "Oh s***."
• (Richard Jenkins) "You know these two?"
• (Sean McCann) "Yeah, unfortunately that's Ed Dawson and Clovis Minor. They're two of my deputies."
• (John Ashton) "Hey everyone. How ya doin'?"

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