Transporter 2 Quotes

Transporter 2 is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Transporter 2 stopped airing in 1970.

It features Luc Besson, and Steve Chasman as producer, Alexandre Azaria in charge of musical score, and Mitchell Amundsen as head of cinematography.

Transporter 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in France. Each episode of Transporter 2 is 87 minutes long. Transporter 2 is distributed by EuropaCorp.

The cast includes: Jason Statham as Frank Martin, Kate Nauta as Lola, François Berléand as Tarconi, Alessandro Gassman as Gianni, Amber Valletta as Audrey Billings, Jason Flemyng as Dimitri, Shannon Briggs as Max, and Matthew Modine as Jefferson Billings.

Transporter 2 Quotes

François Berléand as Tarconi

• (Marshall at Robot Site) "Freeze. Who the f*** are you?"
• (François Berléand) "I'm the cook."

• (François Berléand) "Maybe not."

• (Hoffman) "And you and Frank Martin are friends, right?"
• (François Berléand) "A friend? I wouldn't say exactly a friend -- I know him, we have a relationship --"
• (Hoffman) "A long relationship?"
• (François Berléand) "Mm -- not so long --"
• (Hoffman) "But they found you cooking in his house."
• (François Berléand) "I'm French."
• (Hoffman) "So?"
• (François Berléand) "We don't need to know someone for longtime, you know, to cook for them -- It's our way of breaking the ice."

Matthew Modine as Jefferson Billings

• (Matthew Modine) "Hello?"
• (Alessandro Gassman) "Put me on the speaker so you don't have to repeat the instructions. In the next two hours, you'll get five million dollars in non-sequential one hundred-dollar bills. You put them in a waterproof suitcase. You go to the Bayfront Park, personally. There will be a blue Chrysler parked on the side. You place the suitcase in the trunk, and you leave."
• (Matthew Modine) "I don't know if I can get five million dollars in two hours --"
• (Alessandro Gassman) "Mr. Billings, please; I read the newspapers. The day you were appointed to your current position, your net worth exceeded one hundred million dollars, so -- you won't even feel the bite."
• (Matthew Modine) "What -- guarantee do I have that you won't harm my son?"
• (Alessandro Gassman) ""Guarantee"? Mr. Billings, uh -- I'm not a car dealer; don't let the charming accent and my grammatically impeccable syntax mislead you. I live in the jungle, and in the jungle, you either eat or be eaten. But, in the spirit of doing business, here is the guarantee: Ten minutes past the deadline, if the money doesn't arrive, I send a finger. Twenty minutes, a hand. Thirty minutes, a foot."

Jason Statham as Frank Martin

• (Jason Statham) "A potato."

• (Jack Billings) "It hurts a lot."
• (Jason Statham) "Look at me. I promise I'll never let anyone hurt you a lot."
• (Jack Billings) "Promise?"
• (Jason Statham) "You know my fourth rule? Never make a promise you can't keep."

• (Jason Statham) "Didn't your mother ever teach you to say "thank you"?"
• (Kate Nauta) "Yeah. She tried and failed miserably."

• (Car Jacking Girl) "I'm sorry, can you help me? My tire."
• (Jason Statham) "Sorry, I have an appointment, I don't like to be late."
• (Car Jacking Girl) "Well, would you rather be late or dead ?"
• (Jason Statham) "You don't want to do this."
• (Car Jacking Girl) "Step out of the car."
• (Car Jacker) "Whoo. Let's go, girls. Yeah."
• (Jason Statham) "Take it easy, the car's brand new."
• (Car Jacker) "No problem, buddy, I got this. Baby, let's ride. Time to go."
• (Jason Statham) "Your parents know the company you keep?"
• (Car Jacking Girl) "Shut up."
• (Car Jacker) "This s*** ain't working, man."
• (Jason Statham) "It's coded."
• (Car Jacker) "What's the code?"
• (Jason Statham) "Can't tell you that."
• (Car Jacker) "Then we'll have to beat it out of you. Get out of the car."

• (Mr. Billings) "Hello?"
• (Jason Statham) "It's me."
• (Mr. Billings) "You son of a bitch."
• (Jason Statham) "Look I had nothing to do with this."

• (Jason Statham) "You really think killing all these politicians is gonna make things easier for them?"
• (Alessandro Gassman) "That's not my problem. I was hired to do a job. I did the job, like you. Just -- my pay is better. My hair and my suit, too."

• (Jason Statham) "I'm afraid that your flight's been canceled."
• (Alessandro Gassman) "I'm afraid that you have been canceled."

• (Jason Statham) "It was just a favor. I don't usually do this sort of a job."
• (Amber Valletta) "I thought you were a professional driver?"
• (Jason Statham) "A different kind of driver."

• (The Phone's Man) "I'm looking for a transporter."
• (Jason Statham) "I'm listening."

• (Unnamed) "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
• (Jason Statham) "I'm trying to catch a bus."

• (Car Jacking Girl) "Stop -- stop moving or I will shoot you."
• (Jason Statham) "Don't you have homework to do?"
• (Jason Statham) "Why don't you go and do it."
• (Car Jacking Girl) "OK. I'm sorry."

• (Dr. Sonovitch) "Ah, good. Our problem is solved. One for each of us."
• (Jason Statham) "It's not for us."
• (Dr. Sonovitch) "Ah, one for you, one for the child. Your devotion is touching."
• (Jason Statham) "My patience is about to run out."

• (Jason Statham) "Hold on. Just came out of the dry cleaners."

• (Jason Statham) "Have a good life. What's left of it."

Kate Nauta as Lola

• (Kate Nauta) "My problem isn't physical -- it's psychological."

• (Kate Nauta) "You're quite a guy."

• (Kate Nauta) "I think we lost them."
• (Jason Statham) "Think again."
• (Kate Nauta) "Thought complete."

Jason Flemyng as Dimitri

• (Jason Flemyng) "Open fridge."
• (Dr. Sonovitch) "I'm telling you --"
• (Jason Flemyng) "Open fridge."
• (Dr. Sonovitch) "Ow."
• (Jason Flemyng) "Sorry."
• (Jason Flemyng) "Open fridge -- open the fridge."
• (Jason Flemyng) "Yes. Insurance policy. How many do you have?"
• (Dr. Sonovitch) "Two doses. Enough for Tipov and myself."
• (Jason Flemyng) "Tipov's policy cancelled. There is one for me."

Amber Valletta as Audrey Billings

• (Amber Valletta) "You said if I needed anything --"
• (Jason Statham) "I can't."
• (Amber Valletta) "Why, because of who I am?"
• (Jason Statham) "Because of who I am."

Alessandro Gassman as Gianni

• (Alessandro Gassman) "Not quite what you expected when you showed up for work this morning, is it, Frank?"
• (Jason Statham) "Is that what passes for wit in this circle?"
• (Alessandro Gassman) "In this circle, my friend, "wit" is not a requirement of the job. Brutality, yes. An ability to inflict pain, absolutely. A certain psychotic moral ignorance, blind obedience, all required. But not wit."

Shannon Briggs as Max

• (Shannon Briggs) "Don't worry, baby. You're safe, you're safe, you're so beautiful. You remind me of my yellow poom-poom rider."

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