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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Quotes

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen ended its run in 1970.

It features Steve Jablonsky in charge of musical score, and Ben Seresin as head of cinematography.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is 150 minutes long. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is distributed by DreamWorks Pictures, and Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Shia LaBeouf as Sam Witwicky, Mark Ryan as Jetfire, Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor as Wheelie, Peter Cullen as Optimus Prime, Hugo Weaving as Megatron, Reno Wilson as Mudflap, John Benjamin Hickey as Galloway, Charlie Adler as Starscream, Ramón Rodríguez as Leo Spitz, Kevin Dunn as Ron Witwicky, Julie White as Judy Witwicky, Michael York as Prime #3, André Sogliuzzo as Sideswipe, Jess Harnell as Ironhide, Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor as Wheelbot, Glenn Morshower as General Morshower, Robert Foxworth as Ratchet, Grey DeLisle as Arcee, Isabel Lucas as Alice, and Matthew Marsden as Graham.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Quotes

Reno Wilson as Mudflap

  • (Reno Wilson) "You're never eating me. I'm gonna bust your face up."
  • (Reno Wilson) "I messed that up -- I'm okay --"
  • (Skids) "This is combat, man."
  • (Reno Wilson) "I got brain freeze."
  • (Skids) "What's wrong with you?"
  • (Skids) "Oh, look who came sashaying back."
  • (Reno Wilson) "Hair growing like a Chia Pet, look at him."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "I had a bit of a mild panic attack earlier, right?"
  • (Reno Wilson) "That's 'cause you're a p*****."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "I think I'm allowed that, considering what I've been through."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Hey, you say you have in your head? I know someone who can help."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Who?"
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "RoboWarrior."
  • (Reno Wilson) "Oh, look at this motherf --."
  • (Skids) "Mean robots suck."
  • (Reno Wilson) "Yo, Leo."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "This thing's gonna give me a heart attack, I swear."
  • (Reno Wilson) "That's 'cause you's a wuss."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "You guys forced me into that car, right? So."
  • (Reno Wilson) "I think he's scared."
  • (Skids) "Hey, Mudflap, what are we gonna do with this shrimp taco?"
  • (Reno Wilson) "Let's pop a cap in his ass, throw him in the trunk and then nobody gonna know nothing, know what I mean?"
  • (Skids) "Not in MY trunk."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Yo, bumper cars? I'm hearing you, okay? I'm right here and I can hear you. No one's popping any caps in any asses, okay? I've had a HELL of a day."
  • (Reno Wilson) "Boogy-boogy-boogy-boo."
  • (Skids) "Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass?"
  • (Reno Wilson) "Go whine to your boyfriend."
  • (Skids) "Ding-a-ling. Come out and get your ice cream --"
  • (Reno Wilson) "Any bad robot out there better get ready for an ass-whoopin'."
  • (Reno Wilson) "Whatcha gonna do?"
  • (Reno Wilson) "Nobody messes with me. In your face."
  • (Skids) "Kick butt, Mudflap."
  • (Reno Wilson) "Nobody messes with the Twins."
  • (Skids) "Badass ice cream truck coming through -- scuse me, scuse me --"
  • (Skids) "Yeah, baby. It's upgrade time."
  • (Reno Wilson) "Yes, sir. This is my booty call right here. Time to get my sexy on with the green --"
  • (Skids) "Ah, no, green is MINE. I call green."
  • (Skids) "I got the green."
  • (Reno Wilson) "That hurt, man."
  • (Skids) "It's supposed to hurt, it's an ass-kickin'."
  • (Skids) "This is what's called blending in, like a ninja --"
  • (Reno Wilson) "Shut up or I'll blend my fist in your face."
  • (Skids) "Are you scared?"
  • (Reno Wilson) "Scared? Scared of your ugly face."
  • (Skids) "I'm ugly? Well, we're twins, you stupid genius."
  • (Reno Wilson) "I don't want to die. Kung fu grip, boy, kung fu grip --."

Mark Ryan as Jetfire

  • (Mark Ryan) "INCOMING."
  • (Mark Ryan) "Stick the landing -- Arrggghhhh."
  • (Mark Ryan) "Behold the glory of Jetfire."
  • (Mark Ryan) "Now let me show you how we brought the pain in MY day."
  • (Mark Ryan) "I command these doors to open."
  • (Mark Ryan) "Fire --. I said, FIRE."
  • (Mark Ryan) "Oh, bollocks. Damn these worthless parts --"
  • (Mark Ryan) "Right -- I'm on a mission."
  • (Mark Ryan) "What do you want?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Look, we just want to talk."
  • (Mark Ryan) "I've got no time to talk, I'm on a mission. I'm a mercenary doom-bringer --. What planet am I on?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Earth."
  • (Mark Ryan) "Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it DIRT, Planet Dirt --"
  • (Mark Ryan) "I'm too old for this crap --."
  • (Mark Ryan) "In my Decepticon life, I never did a thing worth doing until now -- Optimus, take my parts, and you will have a power you've never known. Fulfill your destiny --."
  • (Mark Ryan) "Itchy, wretched rust in my arse."
  • (Mark Ryan) "Somewhere buried in this desert, our ancestors built a great machine. It harvests Energon by destroying suns."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Destroy suns?"
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "You mean blow them up?"
  • (Mark Ryan) "Yes. You see, in the beginning, there were seven Primes, our original leaders. And they set out into the universe, seeking distant suns to harvest. The Primes set out with one rule: never destroy a planet with life. Until one of them tried to defy this rule. And his name was, forevermore, the Fallen --"
  • (Mark Ryan) "He despised the human race, and he wanted to kill you all by turning on that machine. The only way to activate it is with a legendary key called the Matrix of Leadership. A great battle took place over the possession of the Matrix. The Fallen was stronger than his brothers, so they had no choice but to steal and hide it from him. In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave their lives to seal the Matrix away in a tomb made of their very own bodies. A tomb we cannot find."
  • (Mark Ryan) "Somewhere, buried in this desert, that deadly machine remains. The Fallen knows where it is, and if he finds the Tomb of the Primes, you world will be no more."
  • (Mark Ryan) "I have issues of my own, and it started with my mother. My ancestors have been here for centuries. My father, why, he was a wheel. The FIRST wheel. Do you know what he tranformed into?"
  • (Agent Simmons) "No."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "What?"
  • (Mark Ryan) "NOTHING. But he did so with honour. DIGNITY, damn it."

Peter Cullen as Optimus Prime

  • (Peter Cullen) "Our races, united by a history long forgotten and a future we shall face together. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message so that our past will always be remembered. For in those memories, we live on."
  • (Peter Cullen) "Boy, you returned for me --"
  • (Mark Ryan) "A living Prime -- I don't believe it."
  • (The Fallen) "My Matrix."
  • (Peter Cullen) "Thank you, Sam, for saving my life."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "You're welcome. Thank you for believing in me."
  • (Peter Cullen) "Sam? Where are you?"
  • (Hugo Weaving) "You are so WEAK."
  • (Peter Cullen) "Sam -- run."
  • (Peter Cullen) "For the last two years, an advanced team of new Autobots has taken refuge here under my command. Together, we form an alliance with the humans: a secret but brave squad of soldiers, a classified strike team called NEST. We hunt for what remains of our Decepticon foes, hiding in different countries around the globe --"
  • (Peter Cullen) "Let's ROLL."
  • (Peter Cullen) "You picked the wrong planet. Give me your FACE."
  • (Peter Cullen) "I rise -- you FALL."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "NOOO. NOOO."
  • (Peter Cullen) "Earth, birthplace of the human race. A species much like our own, capable of great compassion and great violence. For in our quest to protect the humans, a deeper revelation dawns: our worlds have met before --"
  • (Peter Cullen) "Autobots, I'm in pursuit."
  • (Peter Cullen) "Pull over."

Grey DeLisle as Arcee

  • (Grey DeLisle) "Follow us through the pillars. We'll take you to Optimus --"
  • (Major Lennox) "Arcee, you ready?"
  • (Grey DeLisle) "We're locked and loaded."

Charlie Adler as Starscream

  • (Charlie Adler) "Not to call you a coward, master, but sometimes, cowards do survive --"
  • (Hugo Weaving) "This isn't over."
  • (Soundwave) "Decepticons: boy's location detected."
  • (Charlie Adler) "Starscream in pursuit."
  • (Charlie Adler) "Found the boy."
  • (Charlie Adler) "Rampage, spring the trap."

Ramón Rodríguez as Leo Spitz

  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "You know him?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "We're old friends."
  • (Agent Simmons) "Old FRIENDS? You are the case that shut down Sector Seven. Now that it disbanded, no security clearance, no retirement, no nothing. All because of you."
  • (Agent Simmons) "And your little criminal girlfriend. Look at her now, so mature."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "That's it. No mas. I'm not going anywhere, all right? And you guys are crazy. You don't even know where you're going. I'm staying. Who's with me, huh?"
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Viva la revolution."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "Good luck, Leo."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Enjoy the heat."
  • (Agent Simmons) "You're better off staying, you're slowing down the mission. I give you twenty minutes before the vultures start pecking at you like lunch meat. Try swallowing your tongue, go out quickly. End it with dignity."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Wait, wait, wait. Don't leave me with this old-ass plane -- WAIT."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Can I just sit and watch? I'll eat my pizza quietly."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "She can hotwire a car? That's so hot."
  • (Agent Simmons) "One man, alone --"
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Stop saying that."
  • (Agent Simmons) "-- betrayed by the country he loves --"
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Oh, my goodness, I'm in the car with you. You're not alone."
  • (Agent Simmons) "You ever see "Gunfight at the O.K. Corral"?"
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "No."
  • (Agent Simmons) "Starring Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas?"
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "No, why?"
  • (Agent Simmons) "Looks like we're right in the middle of it."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Is that good?"
  • (Agent Simmons) "A lot of people died."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Hey. I got ya pizza."
  • (Isabel Lucas) "Is Sam around?"
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Uh, he died."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "You have a car, man? That's awesome."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Oh, God. Please, God. Please --."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "Leo, stop freaking out, stop freaking out."
  • (Agent Simmons) "Shut this guy up, huh?"
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Please, just let me live, just let me live."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "Shut up and let him drive."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Just stop screaming --"
  • (Agent Simmons) "All right, that's it."
  • (Agent Simmons) "I can't take that guy anymore."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Dead pigs."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "YUCK."
  • (Agent Simmons) "What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Swine flu, not good."
  • (Agent Simmons) "Now you know: next time you eat a goat or a pig, there's a story behind it, sad little story."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "I'm the key to this. The aliens, they want me 'cause of my site."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Okay, I'm just gonna go to the cops, all right? I'm going to tell the truth --"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Hey, you wanted this. You wanted the Real Deal? Wake up, you're in the MIDDLE of it. You want to go, nobody's in your way."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Stop complaining."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "We're gonna die."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Okay, so what else don't I know, all right? Since you guys forgot to mention some minor details."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "That thing that you saw back there, that was the little baby -- WHHOOOAAAA."

Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor as Wheelie

  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "Oh, there he is -- This guy's a legend, like the Chairman of the Board. Yo, freshman, point the shard and watch the magic happen."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "Oh, s*** -- It's a Deception."
  • (Agent Simmons) "Decepticon? Behind the MiG NOW."
  • (Mark Ryan) "What sort of hideous mausoleum is this?"
  • (Mark Ryan) "Answer me, pawns and knaves. Show yourselves, or suffer my infinite wrath."
  • (Mark Ryan) "You little spinal-cord-based organisms --."
  • (Mark Ryan) "Oh, bugger it."
  • (Mark Ryan) "Behold, the eternal glory of Jetfire. Prepare for remote systems override."
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "I tell you, this guy did NOT age well."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "I don't think he's gonna hurt us --"
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "What're you looking at, yah slobberpuss?"
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "This place is a freaking house of horrors."
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "Let me out. Let me out."
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "Is that the best you got, huh? Is that the best you can do?"
  • (Mikaela Banes) "What are you doing here, you little freak?"
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "That's my eye, you crazy bitch."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "You gonna talk now?"
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "I seek knowledge from the Cube. The Fallen demands me."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "What knowledge?"
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "You got the shard, I need the shard. Give me the shard. I need the shard. They're gonna whack me. I'm gonna be dead with that shard."
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "Easy, Warrior Goddess, I'm just a little salvage-scrap drone."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "Then I'm your worst nightmare."
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "Hey, hey, hey."
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "I will have so many Decepticons on your butt."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "Hey, behave."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "What is it, a Decepticon?"
  • (Mikaela Banes) "Yeah."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "And you're training him?"
  • (Mikaela Banes) "I'm trying to."
  • (Agent Simmons) "I spent my whole adult life combing the planet for aliens, and you're carrying around one in your purse like a little Chihuahua."
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "Huh? Do you want a throwdown, you pubic 'fro-head?"
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "Female has sliver from Cube --"
  • (Soundwave) "Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her, retrieve it."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry about your eye. But if you're a good boy, then I'm not gonna put out your other eye. I'm not gonna hurt you. Just tell me what these symbols are, please --"
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "Oh -- oh, I know that, that's the language of the Primes. I don't read it, but these guys -- Where the frick did you find photos of these guys?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Is this them?"
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "Yeah. Seekers, pal. Oldest of the old. They've been here for thousands of years, looking for something. I don't know what, nobody tells me nothing. But they'll translate those symbols for you. And I know where to find them."
  • (Ticket Agent) "And have any strangers given you anything suspicious to carry on today?"
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "Yeah, a live bomb. Tick, tick, tick --"
  • (Mikaela Banes) "No."

Shia LaBeouf as Sam Witwicky

  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Bee, get in the garage. NOW."
  • (Bumblebee) ""Whatever.""
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?"
  • (Bumblebee) ""I'm so excited, / And I just can't hide it -- ""
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Hey. I'm not taking you with me."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "I'm gonna wait outside --"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Bumblebee, just hear me out okay? You know, freshmen aren't allowed to have cars, that's all it is. It is best for both of us. I know it doesn't sound like it but -- you're an Autobot, you shouldn't be living in my dad's garage. I mean you're suffocating in here. Hey will you look at me please? Hey, come on big guy --"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job. It's over with. You've gotta be something else, you've got have a bigger purpose then just me, Bee. I can't be the end all deal in your life. I wanna be normal, I want to go to college. Everybody has this, and I should be able to experience this. And I can't do that with you."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Come on -- it's not the last time I'm gonna see you, you know? Come on, don't do that -- Bee, you're killing me --"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "You'll always be my first car man. I love you."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Tongue, tongue, tongue, tongue, tongue."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "You won't give me a day, huh? You won't give me one day in college?"
  • (Peter Cullen) "I'm sorry, Sam, but the last fragment of the All Spark was stolen."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Like what? Like Decepticons stole it?"
  • (Peter Cullen) "We placed it under human protection at your government's request -- but I'm here for your help, Sam, because your leaders believe we brought vengeance upon your planet. Perhaps they are right. That is why they must be reminded by another human of the trust we share."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "This isn't my war."
  • (Peter Cullen) "Not yet. But I fear it soon will be. Your world must not share the same fate as Cybertron. Whole generations lost --"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I know, and I want to help you, I do, but I am not some alien ambassador, you know? I'm a normal kid with normal problems. I am where I'm supposed to be. I'm sorry, I -- I really am."
  • (Peter Cullen) "Sam, fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "You're Optimus Prime. You don't need me."
  • (Peter Cullen) "We do, more than you know."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "You're the best thing that ever happened to me."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "And?"
  • (Mikaela Banes) "I'd do anything for you."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "And?"
  • (Julie White) "He's about to say the L-word?"
  • (Kevin Dunn) "Come on, kiddo."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I -- adore you."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "Is he still having voice problems?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "He's playing it off."
  • (Professor Colan) "Young man, I will not be punk'd in front of the dean. No, this is my universe here. Do you understand me? I am the alpha and the omega. Get out of my class."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Yes, sir."
  • (Professor Colan) "Anyone else care to have some sort of mental breakdown?"
  • (Frat guy) "How about I park my foot up your ass?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "What size shoe do you wear?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I'm sorry, what were you saying?"
  • (Mark Ryan) "I told you my name was Jetfire. So stop judging me."
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "Whoa, somebody s*** the bed this morning."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "You don't stop, you don't hide. You run. You understand me?"
  • (Kevin Dunn) "No."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "You've gotta let me go. You've gotta let me go."
  • (Julie White) "Let him go."
  • (Kevin Dunn) "You come back. YOU COME BACK."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Bumblebee, just hear me out okay? You know, freshmen aren't allowed to have cars, that's all it is. It is best for both of us. I know it doesn't sound like it but -- you're an Autobot, you shouldn't be living in my dad's garage. I mean you're suffocating in here. Hey will you look at me please? Hey, come on big guy --"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job. It's over with. You've gotta be something else, you've got have a bigger purpose then just me, Bee. I can't be the end all deal in your life."
  • (Bumblebee) "What is YOUR purpose, Sam?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I don't know. I -- I wanna be normal, I want to go to college. Everybody has this, and I should be able to experience this. And I can't do that with you."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Here he comes."
  • (Peter Cullen) "HIDE, SAM."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "It took all this to say you love me."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "You said it first."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "See those stars, see how the last one touches the horizon? That's Orion's Belt. It's also called the Three Kings, the reason for that is because the three Egyptian kings who ruled in Giza built them to mirror those stars. So, it's like an arrow staring you in the face --"
  • (Agent Simmons) "They all point due east, towards Jordan. The mountains of Petra --"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "What're you doing?"
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Making a call so I can get outta here."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Dude, the government can track us with these."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "They can track us?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "You gotta be kidding me --"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "You ever had your stomach tongued by a mountain ox with a five-foot tongue? It's fun for me, okay, Mikaela? And it smelled like -- Like diesel. Like a diesel-y tinge to it."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "You're such a little girl."
  • (Agent Simmons) "Hold those."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "What is THAT?"
  • (Agent Simmons) "What? Oh, I wear it when I'm in a funk. So does Giambi, Jeter -- It's a baseball thing."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Look, I am slowly losing my mind, okay? I had a little crab bot plug in to my brain and start projecting little alien symbols like a freaking home movie. And on top of that, I am a wanted fugitive. So you think you got it rough?"
  • (Agent Simmons) "You said it projected images from your brain?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Yeah."
  • (Agent Simmons) "Meat locker, now."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I got Wetnaps. I got Wetnaps for your face."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Maybe we can help each other. You know things I don't know, I know things you don't know --"
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "I don't think he knows what we know."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I could do this all day. It comes in waves, these vivid symbols. They're symbols, but they're in my mind. You see, all this is in my mind, and Megatron want what's in my mind, him and someone called the Fallen --"
  • (Mark Ryan) "The Fallen? I know him. He left me here to rust. The original Decepticon. He's terrible to work for, it's always apocalyose, chaos, crisis --"
  • (Mark Ryan) "These transcriptions, they were part of my mission. The Fallen's search -- I remember now --. for the Dagger's Tip, a-and the Key."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Slow down. The Dagger's Tip? The Key? What are you talking about?"
  • (Mark Ryan) "No time to explain. Hold on, everybody. Stay still or you'll die."
  • (Mark Ryan) "Well, that wasn't so bad. I just hope we're still on the right planet."
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "Hey, that freaking hurt."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I love it when you say "camshafts." Whisper it to me."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "Camshafts."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I love you."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Wow."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Okay guys, low profile, all right?"
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "Some of us have work to do. Dumb Autobots --"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Hey, you know the glyphs? These? The symbols that have been rattling around in my head?"
  • (Skids) "That's old school, yo. That's like -- That's Cybertronian."
  • (Reno Wilson) "That's some serious stuff, right there."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "They gotta mean something, like a map or like map. Like a map to an Energon source. Can you read this?"
  • (Skids) "Read?"
  • (Reno Wilson) "No. We don't really do much reading. Not so much."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "If you can't read it, we gotta find somebody who can."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Hey, beautiful. I made you a long-distance relationship kit -- I got you a webcam so we can communicate 24/7."
  • (Mikaela Banes) "Sounds cute. I can't wait --"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Bee, if you hate me I understand. I messed up. I'm sorry."
  • (Bumblebee) ""You are the person I care for most in my life, and if there is anything you need I won't be far away.""
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Hey. You ever have a song stuck in your head? Its like the worst song ever, but you cant help but whistle it or sing it cause it repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself. Kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar."
  • (Ramón Rodríguez) "Dude, what the eff?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I know you're freaking out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head. Now it's on the walls. Everything is good."

Jess Harnell as Ironhide

  • (Jess Harnell) "Get up, Prime."
  • (Mark Ryan) "Oh, no."
  • (Jess Harnell) "Autobots, attack."
  • (Robert Foxworth) "Bumblebee, get them out of here."
  • (Jess Harnell) "Punk-ass Decepticon."
  • (Peter Cullen) "Any last words?"
  • (Calvin Wimmer voices Demolishor) "This is not your planet to rule. The Fallen shall rise again."
  • (Chief Master Sergeant Epps) "That did not sound good."
  • (Peter Cullen) "Not today."
  • (Jess Harnell) "He's here. I smell him."

Julie White as Judy Witwicky

  • (Julie White) "Hey, Professor, I'd do anything for an A."
  • (Julie White) "Sam Witwicky, you and I are gonna have a word."
  • (Julie White) "Hi, Mikaela. I have a bald spot."
  • (Julie White) "Holy Mother --."
  • (Soundwave) "Yeesss --"
  • (Julie White) "Hello? I mean, bon soir."
  • (Julie White) "What? Who is this?"
  • (Soundwave) "Where is the boy?"
  • (Julie White) "For Pete's sakes, I'm not impressed with your perverted mouth-breathing."
  • (Julie White) "Sam, Sam, listen to me -- When you go, he goes. I cannot live with a psychotic alien in my garage."
  • (Kevin Dunn) "Judy, national security -- Look, if we stay quiet, they're gonna take care of everything. Just consider this the official start of our remodel, okay?"
  • (Julie White) "Fine. If the government's paying, I want a pool and a hot tub. And I'm gonna skinny-dip and you can't say s*** about it."

John Benjamin Hickey as Galloway

  • (John Benjamin Hickey) "Now, under the Classified Alien-Autobot Cooperation Act, you agreed to share your intel with us but not your advancements in weaponry."
  • (Peter Cullen) "We've witnessed your human capacity for war. You would absolutely bring more harm than good."
  • (John Benjamin Hickey) "Why aren't you wearing your chute?"
  • (Major Lennox) "Because I have to secure the VIPs first. Ok I want you to listen very carefully, and memorize everything that I say. Each chute has a GPS tracker so you can be found by Search and Rescue. Right next to that's a fabric webbing called a bridle, which holds the pin that keeps the main container closed. Ok, are you listening?"
  • (John Benjamin Hickey) "I can't hear what --"
  • (Major Lennox) "Stop that."
  • (John Benjamin Hickey) "All right, all right --"
  • (Major Lennox) "All right when the pilot chute inflates into the air, it pulls the pin and opens the main. Red's your backup, blue's your primary. I want you to pull the blue. I need you to pull it really hard."
  • (Major Lennox) "Not now, we're on the plane you dumbass."
  • (John Benjamin Hickey) "What? NO."
  • (Chief Master Sergeant Epps) "Did he say good-bye?"
  • (Major Lennox) "No, he didn't say good-bye."
  • (John Benjamin Hickey) "What we need is to come up with a suitable diplomatic solution --"
  • (Major Lennox) "What, like giving up the kid? There's NO negotiating with them."
  • (Major Lennox) "Look who showed up -- Director Galloway, what an unexpected surprise --"
  • (John Benjamin Hickey) "Save it. Shanghai's a mess."
  • (John Benjamin Hickey) "I'm ordering you to stand down."
  • (John Benjamin Hickey) "You won't be needing this anymore. Get your assets back to base. And take that pile of scrap metal back to Diego Garcia. Let's go."
  • (Chief Master Sergeant Epps) "I really don't like that dude. He's an asshole."
  • (Chief Master Sergeant Epps) "We've shed blood, sweat, and precious metal together --"
  • (John Benjamin Hickey) "Soldier, you're trained to shoot, not to talk."
  • (Chief Master Sergeant Epps) "Don't tempt me --"
  • (Peter Cullen) "Easy."
  • (John Benjamin Hickey) "Now, what do we know so far? We know that the enemy leader; classified NBE-1, aka Megatron; is rusting in peace at the bottom of the Laurentian Abyss, surrounded by sophisticated detection nets AND full-time submarine surveillance. We also know that the only remaining piece of your alien All Spark is locked in an electromagnetic vault, here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world --"
  • (Soundwave) "Decepticons: we have located the shard."
  • (John Benjamin Hickey) ""The Fallen shall rise again"? Sounds to me like something's coming. So let me ask: If we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served by denying you further asylum on our planet, will you leave peacefully?"
  • (Peter Cullen) "Freedom is your right. If you make that request, we will honour it. But before your President decides, please ask him this: What if we leave, and you're wrong?"
  • (Major Lennox) "That's a good question --"

Kevin Dunn as Ron Witwicky

  • (Kevin Dunn) "Sam."
  • (Julie White) "What?"
  • (Kevin Dunn) "Sam."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Mom. Dad."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Wait. WAIT."
  • (Kevin Dunn) "Sam, listen to me. I want you to run."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Wait, wait, wai --"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Okay --"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Okay, this is what you want -- and I know you need me, 'cause I know about the Matrix --"
  • (Rampage) "Sam Witwicky --"
  • (Kevin Dunn) "Sam, just go."
  • (Julie White) "Sam, listen to your father."
  • (Kevin Dunn) "Sam, they're gonna kill us all anyway."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Look, just come over here and take it, don't harm them -- okay. BUMBLEBEE."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Take 'im down, Bee."
  • (Kevin Dunn) "I don't know what's going on, but we gotta move."
  • (Kevin Dunn) "Let's go. March, young lady."
  • (Julie White) "I love it when you call me "young lady," you dirty old man."
  • (Kevin Dunn) "You ain't seen nothing yet --"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa."
  • (Kevin Dunn) "What?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I'm watching what you're doing, Dad. It's not a rap video."
  • (Kevin Dunn) "It's just like a coach thing."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "That was a really creepy move just now, Dad."

Michael York as Prime #3

  • (Michael York) "Sam -- we have been watching you for a long, long time. You have fought for Optimus, our last descendant, with courage and sacrifice, the qualities of a leader. A leader worthy of our secret. The Matrix of Leadership cannot be found, it must be earned. Return now to Optimus. Merge the Matrix with his spark. It was, and has always been, your destiny --"

Hugo Weaving as Megatron

  • (Hugo Weaving) "Tharscweam."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "That went well."
  • (Charlie Adler) "We've lost the boy, master. The Autobots must be shielding their signals --"
  • (Hugo Weaving) "I can't even rely on you to swat a simple insect."
  • (Charlie Adler) "One insect, among seven billion?"
  • (Hugo Weaving) "SHUT UP."
  • (Charlie Adler) "He could be anywhere."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "Then we will force them to find him for us. It's time for the world to know about our presence. No more disguises. NO MERCY. The time has come for my master's arrival."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "Starscream, I'm home."
  • (Charlie Adler) "Lord Megatron, I was so relieved to hear of your resurrection --"
  • (Hugo Weaving) "You left me to die on that pathetic insect planet."
  • (Charlie Adler) "Only to help spawn our new army. The Fallen decrees it. After all, in your absence, SOMEONE had to take command --"
  • (Hugo Weaving) "So disappointing --"
  • (Charlie Adler) "Hatchlings. Hatchlings. Careful, fragile."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "Even in death, there is no command but MINE."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "Dotor, examine this alien specimen --"
  • (Doctor) "I'll scan you. Let's take a look at your face. I'm ze Doctor. Ze oddjob. Information."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "Oh, there they are --"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "What?"
  • (Hugo Weaving) "These symbols can lead us to the Energon source."
  • (Doctor) "We must have ze brain on ze table. Chop chop."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Brain? What does he mean by my brain?"
  • (Hugo Weaving) "Well, you have something on your mind, something I need --"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Hold on, I know you're pissed, I know you're pissed because I tried to kill, you and it's completely understandable. If somebody tried to kill me, I'd be upset too. I think we have an oppurtunity here to start anew, and-and develop our relationship, and see what it leads us, okay? So, you just call the Doctor Inspector off and let's just talk for five seconds."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "DECEPTICONS."
  • (Charlie Adler) "Come here, boy."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "My master, I failed you on Earth. The Allspark is destroyed and without it, our race will perish."
  • (The Fallen) "Oh, you much have much to learn, my disciple. The Cube was merely a vessel. It's power, it's knowledge, can never be destroyed. It can only transform."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "How is that possible?"
  • (The Fallen) "It has been absorbed by the human child. The key to saving our race now lies within his mind."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "Well, then, let me strip the very flesh from his body."
  • (The Fallen) "And you will, my apprentice, in time. For millennia, I have dreamed of my return to that wretched planet where I, too, was once betrayed by the Primes I called my brothers. Only a Prime can defeat me -- and now, only one remains."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "Optimus -- he protects the boy."
  • (The Fallen) "Then the boy will lead us too him, and revenge will be ours."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "Yeesss --"
  • (Charlie Adler) "The boy will not escape us. We have him in our sights."
  • (Charlie Adler) "Without the energon, the hatchlings will keep dying."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "DIE."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "There is another source of Energon hidden on this planet. The boy could lead us to it."
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "OPTIMUS."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "Up. GET UP."
  • (Peter Cullen) "You'll never stop at one."
  • (Peter Cullen) "I'll take you ALL on."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "DEVASTATOR."
  • (The Fallen) "My brothers could not stop me from this --"
  • (Hugo Weaving) "Yeesss --"
  • (The Fallen) "Now, I claim your sun."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "Come here, boy. Closer -- You remember me, don't you?"
  • (Shia LaBeouf) "I'll do what you say, all right? Just don't hurt them --"
  • (Hugo Weaving) "SHUT UP."
  • (Hugo Weaving) "It feels good to grab your flesh. I am going to kill you slowly, painfully, but first, we have some delicate work to do. How could I snap your limbs off."

André Sogliuzzo as Sideswipe

  • (Major Lennox) "Bring in Sideswipe."
  • (André Sogliuzzo) "Clear a path."
  • (André Sogliuzzo) "What is the meaning of this?"
  • (Jess Harnell) "You dare point a weapon at ME? You want a piece of me? I WILL TEAR YOU APART."

Robert Foxworth as Ratchet

  • (Robert Foxworth) "Jolt, electrify. Transfer those afterburners."
  • (Robert Foxworth) "Ironhide, we should leave this planet --"
  • (Jess Harnell) "That's not what Optimus would want."

Glenn Morshower as General Morshower

  • (Glenn Morshower) "Holy s***, it's a trick. Commence Operation Firestorm."
  • (Diego Garcia Soldier) "Major, incoming SOS from Autobots."
  • (Diego Garcia Soldier) "Multiple Deception contacts in motion. Vicinity, eastern United States, sir."
  • (Glenn Morshower) "As in how many?"
  • (Diego Garcia Soldier) "Unclear, sir."
  • (Glenn Morshower) "Well, get clear."

Isabel Lucas as Alice

  • (Isabel Lucas) "Is that your girlfriend?"
  • (Mikaela Banes) "EX."

Matthew Marsden as Graham

  • (Matthew Marsden) "Cover Optimus."

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