Transformers (film) Quotes

Transformers (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Transformers ended its run in 1970.

It features Steve Jablonsky in charge of musical score, and Mitchell Amundsen as head of cinematography.

Transformers (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Transformers (film) is 143 minutes long. Transformers (film) is distributed by DreamWorks Pictures, and Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Peter Cullen as Optimus Prime, Shia LaBeouf as Sam Witwicky, Mark Ryan as Bumblebee, Julie White as Judy Witwicky, Kevin Dunn as Ron Witwicky, Robert Foxworth as Ratchet, Reno Wilson as Frenzy, Hugo Weaving as Megatron, Travis Van Winkle as Trent, Rachael Taylor as Maggie Madsen, Jon Voight as Keller, Anthony Anderson as Glen Whitmann, Michael O'Neill as Tom Banachek, Darius McCrary as Jazz, Anthony Anderson as Glen, Bernie Mac as Bobby Bolivia, Anthony Anderson as Manny, Charlie Adler as Starscream, Jim Wood as Bonecrusher, Zack Ward as First Sergeant Donnelly, and John Robinson as Miles.

Transformers (film) Quotes

Peter Cullen as Optimus Prime

• (Peter Cullen) "Megatron."
• (Hugo Weaving) "Prime."

• (Peter Cullen) "Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendent of Archibald Witwicky?"
• (Mikaela) "They know your name."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Yeah."
• (Peter Cullen) "My name is Optimus Prime. We are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet Cybertron."
• (Robert Foxworth) "But you can call us "Autobots", for short."

• (Ironhide) "Why are we fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race."
• (Peter Cullen) "Were we so different? They're a young species. They have much to learn. But I've seen goodness in them. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. You all know there's only one way to end this war: we must destroy the Cube. If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest."
• (Robert Foxworth) "That's suicide. The Cube is raw power, it could destroy you both."
• (Peter Cullen) "A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes. It's been an honor serving with you all."

• (Peter Cullen) "It's you and me, Megatron --"
• (Hugo Weaving) "No, it's just ME, Prime."
• (Peter Cullen) "At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall."
• (Hugo Weaving) "You still fight for the weak. That is why you lose."

• (Peter Cullen) "Ratchet, shine the light."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Would you stop with the lights?"

• (Peter Cullen) "Autobots, roll out."
• (Darius McCrary) "We rollin'."

• (Peter Cullen) "Our medical officer: Ratchet."
• (Robert Foxworth) "The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female."

• (Agent Simmons) "HEY. HEEYYY."
• (Peter Cullen) "Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man."
• (Agent Simmons) "GET THAT THING TO STOP, HUH?"

• (Peter Cullen) "You already know your guardian: Bumblebee."
• (Mark Ryan) ""Check on the rep, yep. / Second to none.""

• (Peter Cullen) "Sam -- you risked your life to protect the Cube."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "No sacrifice, no victory."

• (Mikaela) "Why are you here?"
• (Peter Cullen) "We are here looking for the All Spark. And we must find it before Megatron."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Mega-what?"
• (Peter Cullen) "Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet, and the All Spark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him --"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "My grandfather."
• (Peter Cullen) "It was an accident that intertwined our fates."
• (Peter Cullen) "Megatron crash-landed before he could retrieve the Cube."
• (Peter Cullen) "He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were imprinted on his glasses."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "How did you know about his glasses?"
• (Peter Cullen) "eBay."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "eBay --"
• (Robert Foxworth) "If the Decepticons find the All Spark, they will use its power to transform Earth's machines and build a new army."
• (Peter Cullen) "And the human race will be extinguished. Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival."
• (Mikaela) "Please tell me that you have those glasses?"

• (Peter Cullen) "Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony. But like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war. A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home. Searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called -- Earth."
• (Peter Cullen) "But we were already too late --"

• (Peter Cullen) "Sam, I owe you my life. We are in your debt."

• (Agent Simmons) "Hi, there."
• (Peter Cullen) "You don't seem afraid. Are you not surprised to see us?"
• (Agent Simmons) "Look, there are certain rules I have to abide by. I'm not authorized to communicate with you except -- to say I can't communicate with you --"
• (Peter Cullen) "Get out of the car."
• (Agent Simmons) "Right. Uh, me? You want me to?"
• (Peter Cullen) "Now."

• (Peter Cullen) "Quick, hide."
• (Robert Foxworth) "Hide? Where?"
• (Kevin Dunn) "Oh, no -- look at the yard. The yard is destroyed. There's sparks flying all over the place -- Judy, you better call the City, looks like they got a blown transformer. What a waste -- Trashed. Gone."

• (Peter Cullen) "Autobots, recon --"

Zack Ward as First Sergeant Donnelly

• (USAF Master Sgt. Epps) "Heads up."
• (Zack Ward) "What the heck was that?"
• (ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa) "What the hell do you mean, what was that? That tower fell over and almost killed me. If that thing had come any closer, it would've broken my ass."
• (Zack Ward) "English, dude, English --"

Michael O'Neill as Tom Banachek

• (Michael O'Neill) "You have to accept that there are certain things you won't understand right away. Sector Seven is a special access division of the Government, convened in secret under President Hoover eighty years ago. You might remember NASA JPL lost the Beagle 2 Mars Rover? We told them to report the mission a complete failure. It wasn't. Beagle 2 transmitted for thirteen seconds. This was classified ABOVE top secret --"
• (Michael O'Neill) "More than just a pile of Martian rocks."
• (Michael O'Neill) "This is the image from Mars. This is the image your Special Ops team managed to retrieve from the base attack. We believe that they are of the same exoskeletal type, and obviously not Russian or North Korean."
• (Jon Voight) "Are we talking about -- an invasion?"
• (Michael O'Neill) "We intercepted the message from your Special Ops team. These things can be hurt by our weapons, and now they know it. That's why the virus shut us down, so we can't coordinate against their next attack -- which I would bet my ridiculous government salary is coming soon."

• (Michael O'Neill) "Follow me. You're about to see our crown jewel --"
• (Michael O'Neill) "The First Seven came upon the Cube. We knew it was extraterrestrial because the symbols on its surface matched those on NBE-1. The Dam was built around it in 1935 to mask its signal. Four walls of concrete, as thick as four football fields, enable the Cube to avoid being detected by any humans, or any aliens from outside --"
• (Reno Wilson) "All Spark located."

Shia LaBeouf as Sam Witwicky

• (Mikaela) "You got a high rise double pump carburetor. That's -- that's pretty impressive, Sam."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Double pump?"
• (Mikaela) "It squirts the fuel in so you can go faster."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Oh -- I like to go faster."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "Not so tough without a head, are ya?"

• (Mikaela) "What is your problem, Sam?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Okay, there's a monster, it just attacked me."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Here it comes."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "WATCH OUT."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Oh my God -- Where do I go?"
• (Peter Cullen) "Hang on, Sam."
• (Hugo Weaving) "Is it fear or courage that compels you, fleshling?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Oh no. No."
• (Hugo Weaving) "Give me the All Spark, and you may live to be my pet."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "I'm never giving you this All Spark."
• (Hugo Weaving) "Oh, so unwise --"
• (Peter Cullen) "I got you, boy. Hold on to the Cube."

• (Mikaela) "This car's a pretty good driver."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Yeah."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Why don't you go sit on that seat there?"
• (Mikaela) "I'm not gonna sit on that seat. He's driving."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Yeah. You're right. You know, maybe you should sit on my lap."
• (Mikaela) "Why?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Well, I have the only seat belt here. Safety first."
• (Mikaela) "Yeah. Right."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "See? That's better."
• (Mikaela) "You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Thank you."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "Can you talk?"
• (Mark Ryan) ""XM Satellite One" -- "Digital Cable brings you" -- "Columbia Broadcasting System" --"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "So, you -- so you talk through the radio?"
• (Mark Ryan) ""Thank you, you're beautiful. You're wonderful, you're wonderful.""
• (Shia LaBeouf) "So what was that last night? What was that?"
• (Mark Ryan) ""Message from Starfleet, Captain" -- "Throughout the inanimate vastness of space" -- "And angels will rain down like visitors from Heaven. Hallelujah.""
• (Mikaela) "Visitors from heaven -- so you're, like, an alien?"
• (Mark Ryan) ""Any more questions you want to ask?""
• (Shia LaBeouf) "He wants us to get in the car."
• (Mikaela) "And go where?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?"

• (Mikaela) "What is it?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "It's a robot. You know, like a super advanced robot. It's probably Japanese. Yeah, it's definitely Japanese."
• (Mikaela) "What are you doing?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "I don't think it wants to hurt us. He would've done that already."
• (Mikaela) "Really? Well, do you speak robot? Because they just had, like, a giant droid death match."

• (Ironhide) "You have a rodent infestation."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "A what?"
• (Ironhide) "Shall I terminate?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "No. No. This is a chihuahua. We love chihuahuas."
• (Ironhide) "He's leaked lubricants all over my foot. Hmmph."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "He peed on you? Bad Mojo. Bad."
• (Ironhide) "Bad Mojo. Ugh, my foot's gonna rust --"

• (Shia LaBeouf) "My name is Sam Witwicky. Whoever finds this, my car is alive, okay?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "You saw that, since this is my last words on Earth, I just wanna say, Mom, Dad, I love you and if you find "Busty Beauties" under my bed, it wasn't mine. I'm holding it for Miles. No, No, wait that -- Okay, that's not true. It's mine and Uncle Charles gave it to me. I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you."

• (Captain Lennox) "Sam. Where's the Cube?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Right there."
• (Captain Lennox) "Okay. Epps, get those Black Hawks here."
• (Captain Lennox) "That building. Okay."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "What?"
• (Captain Lennox) "All right, I can't leave my guys back there, so here, take this flare."
• (Captain Lennox) "Okay, there's a tall, white building with statues on top. Go to the roof. Set the flare."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "No."
• (Captain Lennox) "Signal the chopper and set the flare."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "No, no. I can't do this."
• (Captain Lennox) "Listen to me. You're a soldier now. All right? I need you to take this Cube. Get it into military hands while we hold them off, or a lot of people are gonna die."
• (Captain Lennox) "You got to go. You got to go."
• (Mikaela) "No, I'm not leaving."
• (Captain Lennox) "You need to go. Go."
• (Mikaela) "No, I'm not leaving till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay?"
• (USAF Master Sgt. Epps) "Army Black Hawk requested. Immediate evac for civilian boy with precious cargo. Headed to rooftop marked by flare."
• (Ironhide) "Sam, we will protect you."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Okay."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "That's stupid. That was a stupid line. "There's more than meets the eye with you." Stupid."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "You A-holes are in trouble now. Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my friend, Optimus Prime."
• (Peter Cullen) "Taking the children was a BAD move. Autobots, relieve them of their weapons."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine. I prefer it, actually."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "Look, can you do me a favor-can you look out the window for a second? See my father? He's the guy in the green car? Let me tell you about a dream, a boy's dream, and a man's promise to that boy. He looked him in the eye and said "Son, I' gonna buy you a car, but I want you to bring me two-thousand dollars and three A's." OK, I got the two thousand and two A's. OK, here's the dream. Your B minus? Pfff. Dream gone. Kaput. Sir, just ask yourself -- What would Jesus do?"

• (Shia LaBeouf) "Stop. You gotta stop. Stop. Stop. Let him go. Let him go."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Ya okay? They didn't hurt you, right?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Listen to me, the Cube is here, and the Decepticons are coming -- No, no, don't worry about them, they're ok, right, they're not gonna hurt you -- Just back up a little bit, he's friendly, he's fine -- Ok, come on, put the guns down, they're not gonna hurt you. Come with me, we're gonna take you to the All Spark."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "Feels good."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "So --"
• (Rachael Taylor) "What'd they get you for?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot."
• (Anthony Anderson) "Wow."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Who knew?"

• (Shia LaBeouf) "Um yeah, Satan's Camaro? It's stalking me."

• (Barricade) "Are you username: LadiesMan217?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "I don't know what you're talking about."
• (Barricade) "ARE YOU USERNAME: LADIESMAN217?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Yeah --"
• (Barricade) "Where is the eBay item 21153? WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?"

• (Shia LaBeouf) "-- and the compass makes uh -- a great gift for Columbus Day --"

• (Shia LaBeouf) "Okay, listen. You gotta listen to me. If my parents come out here and see you, they're going to freak. My mother's got a temper."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "This -- I can't do it anymore. You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog."
• (Julie White) "What?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "He's got enough self-esteem issues being a Chihuahua, Mom."
• (Julie White) "That's his bling."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "No, no, no, no, no, no -- Hey. That's my car."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Hello? 911 emergency. My car's been stolen. I'm in pursuit. I need the whole squadron, bring everyone. No, no don't ask any questions, my father's the head of the neighbourhood watch."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "I'm not going to leave you."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "This isn't hiding. That's my backyard, not a truckstop."

• (Mikaela) "Oh, God. We're gonna die. We're gonna die."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "No, we're not. No, we're not gonna die. Trust me. He's a kick-ass driver."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Oh, my God. No. We're gonna die."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "Where's my car?"
• (Michael O'Neill) "Son, listen to me very carefully. People could die here. We need to know everything you know, and we need to know it right now."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Okay -- But first I'll take my car, my parents; maybe you should write that down. Oh, and her juvie record. That's gotta be gone. Like, forever."
• (Michael O'Neill) "Come with me. We'll talk about your car."
• (Mikaela) "Thank you."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Sure."
• (Agent Simmons) "The man's an extortionist."

• (Mikaela) "You know what I don't understand?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "What?"
• (Mikaela) "If he's like, this super-advanced robot, why does he transform into this piece-of-crap Camaro?"

• (Shia LaBeouf) "You're gonna be okay -- you're gonna be okay -- RATCHET."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "You ever seen "The 40 Year Old Virgin"?"
• (Kevin Dunn) "Yeah --"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Well, you see this? This is the 40-year-old virgin --"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "And this is the 50-year-old virgin."

• (Agent Simmons) "Last night at the station, you told the officer your car transformed. Enlighten me."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Well, here's what I said, okay? 'Cause this is a total misunderstanding that my car had been stolen --"
• (Agent Simmons) "Really?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "-- from me, from my home, but it's fine now because it's back. It came back."
• (Mikaela) "Well, not by itself."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Well, no."
• (Mikaela) "Because cars don't do that because that would be crazy."
• (Agent Simmons) "So what do you kids know about aliens, huh?"

• (Mikaela) "That was, uh -- that was really awesome."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Felt awesome."
• (Mikaela) "Are you okay?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "No, I'm not okay alright? I'm losin' my mind a little bit. Gettin' chased by my car right now, gotta go."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "What is Sector 7? Answer me."
• (Agent Simmons) "I ask the questions round here, not you, young man."
• (Mikaela) "All right, how did you know about the aliens?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Where did you take my parents?"
• (Agent Simmons) "I am not at liberty to discuss --"
• (Agent Simmons) "Hey, you touch me, that's a federal offense."
• (Shia LaBeouf) ""Do whatever you want and get away with it" badge, right?"
• (Agent Simmons) "Brave now, all of a sudden with his big alien friends standing over there."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "You're not gonna get me. You're not gonna get me."
• (Hugo Weaving) "I smell you, boy --."
• (Hugo Weaving) "MAGGOT."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "Look, I can't be any clearer than how crystal clear I am being. It just stood up."
• (Sheriff) "It just stood up? Wow. That's really neat. Okay, chiefie. Time to fill her up --"
• (Sheriff) "And no drippy-drippy. What are you rolling? Whippets? Goof balls? A little wowie sauce with the boys?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "No, I'm not on any drugs."
• (Sheriff) "What's these?"
• (Sheriff) "Found it in your pocket. "Mojo". Is that what the kids are doing now, a little bit of Mojo?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Those are my dog's pain pills."
• (Kevin Dunn) "You know, a Chihauhua. A little --"
• (Sheriff) "What was that?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Hmm?"
• (Sheriff) "You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent? You wanna go?"
• (Sheriff) "Make something happen. Do it. 'Cause I promise you I will bust you up."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Are you on drugs?"

• (Captain Lennox) "So why Earth?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "It's the All Spark."
• (Jon Voight) "All Spark? What is that?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Well, they came here looking for some sort of cube-looking thing. Anyway, Mr. NBE-1 here, aka MEGATRON --"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "That's what they call HIM -- who's pretty much the harbinger of death, wants to use the cube to transform human technology to take over the universe. That's their plan."

Reno Wilson as Frenzy

• (Reno Wilson) "Stupid insects tried to shoot me -- found a clue to the All Spark --"
• (Reno Wilson) "Witwicky; he has seen our language -- Witwicky search --"
• (Reno Wilson) "We must find LadiesMan217. Go, go, go."

• (Reno Wilson) "Megatron, Megatron, Megatron."
• (Reno Wilson) "Ooohh -- Megatron melting."

• (Reno Wilson) "Aaaarrrggh. Where is it?"

Hugo Weaving as Megatron

• (Hugo Weaving) "I am -- MEGATRON."

• (Hugo Weaving) "Humans don't deserve to live."
• (Peter Cullen) "They deserve to choose for themselves."
• (Hugo Weaving) "Then you will die with them."
• (Hugo Weaving) "JOIN THEM IN EXTINCTION."

• (Hugo Weaving) "Disgusting."

• (Hugo Weaving) "Decepticons, attack."

• (Hugo Weaving) "I'll kill you. Mine -- All Spark."
• (Peter Cullen) "Sam. Push the Cube into my chest, NOW."

Charlie Adler as Starscream

• (Charlie Adler) "This is Starscream: All Decepticons, mobilize."
• (Barricade) "Barricade en-route --"
• (Unnamed) "Devastator reporting --"
• (Jim Wood) "Bonecrusher rolling --"
• (Unnamed) "Blackout incoming -- All hail Megatron."

• (Charlie Adler) "Go, go, go."

Travis Van Winkle as Trent

• (Travis Van Winkle) "So, what are you guys doing here?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "We're here to climb this tree."

• (Travis Van Winkle) "You know, I thought I recognized you. You tried out for the football team last year, right?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Oh, no, no, that -- No. That, that wasn't like a real try-out. I was researching a book I was writing."
• (Travis Van Winkle) "Oh, yeah?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Yeah."
• (Travis Van Winkle) "Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "No, it's about the link between brain damage and football."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "No, it -- it's a good book. Your friends will love it. You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop-up pictures. It's -- a lot of fun."

Mark Ryan as Bumblebee

• (Mark Ryan) "-- "greater than man -- ""

• (Mark Ryan) ""Move it, yah moron.""

• (Mark Ryan) "Permission to speak, sir?"
• (Peter Cullen) "Permission granted, old friend."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "You speak now?"
• (Mark Ryan) "I wish to stay with the boy."
• (Peter Cullen) "If that is his choice."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Yes."

• (Mark Ryan) ""Message from Starfleet, Captain -- Let's get to it.""
• (Captain Lennox) "He's right. If we stay here, we're screwed with Megatron in the other hanger. Mission City is 22 miles away. We're going to sneak that Cube out of here and hide it somewhere in the city."
• (Jon Voight) "Good, right."
• (Captain Lennox) "But we cannot make a stand without the Air Force."
• (Jon Voight) "This place must have some sort of radio link."
• (Agent Simmons) "Yes."
• (Jon Voight) "Shortwave, CV --"
• (Agent Simmons) "Right, yes."
• (Captain Lennox) "Sir, you're going to have to find some way to get word out to them -- Let's move."

Julie White as Judy Witwicky

• (Julie White) "Please for the love of God drive safely."
• (Julie White) "Wow. You are so cheap."
• (Kevin Dunn) "Well, it's his first car -- supposed to be like that."

• (Julie White) "They've got to get their hands off my bush."

• (Julie White) "You hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass."

• (Julie White) "Sam, we heard you talking to someone --"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Mom, I --"
• (Mikaela) "Hi, I'm Mikaela. I'm a -- I'm a friend of Sam's."
• (Julie White) "Gosh, you're gorgeous."
• (Julie White) "Isn't that the prettiest girl?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "She can hear you talking, Mom."

• (Julie White) "Oh, for Pete's sakes. You are so defensive. Were you -- masturbating?"
• (Kevin Dunn) "Judy --"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Was I master -- No, Mom."
• (Kevin Dunn) "Zip it, okay?"
• (Julie White) "It's okay --"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "No, I don't masturbate."
• (Kevin Dunn) "That's not something for you to bring up."
• (Julie White) "Okay."
• (Kevin Dunn) "That's a father-and-son thing, okay?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Father-son thing --"
• (Julie White) "I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable -- you can call it Sam's happy time or --"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Happy time?"
• (Julie White) "-- my special alone time --"
• (Kevin Dunn) "Judy, stop."
• (Julie White) "-- with myself."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Mom, you can't come in and --"
• (Julie White) "I'm sorry. It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink."

Rachael Taylor as Maggie Madsen

• (Agent Simmons) "Mean little sucker, huh?"
• (Rachael Taylor) "That thing is freaky."
• (Agent Simmons) "Kinda like the itty-bitty Energizer Bunny from hell, huh?"

• (Rachael Taylor) "There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code --"

• (Agent Simmons) "Ooh. Nokias are real nasty. You've gotta respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai --"
• (Rachael Taylor) "Nokia's from Finland."
• (Jon Voight) "Yes, but he's, you know, a little strange. He's a little strange."

• (Rachael Taylor) "You have to let me talk to Keller before you go to war with the wrong country."

Darius McCrary as Jazz

• (Darius McCrary) "It's Megatron. Retreat. Move. Fall back."

• (Darius McCrary) "Fire it up, Optimus."

• (Darius McCrary) "Come on, Decepticon punk."

• (Darius McCrary) "What's crackin' little bitches?"
• (Peter Cullen) "My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz."
• (Darius McCrary) "This looks like a cool place to kick it."

Anthony Anderson as Glen Whitmann

• (Anthony Anderson) "Hey, I'm still a virgin --"
• (Rachael Taylor) "Glenn, SHUT UP."

• (Agent Simmons) "We're hot. We're live."
• (Anthony Anderson) "Where are the mics?"
• (Agent Simmons) "-- Mics?"
• (Anthony Anderson) "This doesn't work without mics, Simmons."
• (Agent Simmons) "No, no, no, no, no."

• (Anthony Anderson) "Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you, how it's gonna happen. They gonna come through that door, they're gonna play good cop, bad cop. Don't fall for that, alright?"
• (Anthony Anderson) "That's why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don't touch it, you're guilty."
• (Anthony Anderson) "I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate. So, me and you: they walk through that door, you don't say nothing."
• (Anthony Anderson) "It was her. She did it. She did it. She's the one you want."
• (Rachael Taylor) "Glen."
• (Anthony Anderson) "Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me criminal."
• (Anthony Anderson) "Woah, sugar rush."

• (Anthony Anderson) "Maggie? No. This is my private area, my place of Zen and peace."
• (Anthony Anderson) "SHUT UP, GRANDMA."

• (Anthony Anderson) "Shoot that motherf --."
• (Anthony Anderson) "WHOA."

• (Anthony Anderson) "Get off my grandmama's carpet. She don't like nobody on the carpet. Especially police."

• (Anthony Anderson) "So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet. Who hasn't? Who hasn't?"

• (USAF Tech Sergeant Epps) "What's that? Freddy Krueger been up in here or something?"
• (Anthony Anderson) "Oh, no, man. Freddy Krueger have four blades, man. That's only three. That's Wolverine."
• (Anthony Anderson) "Right? That's Wolverine."
• (Agent Simmons) "That's very funny."

Jon Voight as Keller

• (Jon Voight) "Simmons?"
• (Agent Simmons) "Yes, sir?"
• (Jon Voight) "I'd do what he says. Losing's really not an option for these guys."
• (Agent Simmons) "All right, okay. Hey, you want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool."

• (Jon Voight) "Please be seated -- I'm John Keller. Obviously you're all wondering why you're here, so these are the facts: At 17:00 hours GMT yesterday a SOCCENT airbase in Qatar was attacked. So far as we know, there were no survivors. The purpose of the attack was to hack our military network; we don't know what they were looking for, but they were cut off during the assault, which leads us to assume they're going to try it again. Now, no one's taken responsibility for the attack. And the only lead we have is this sound --"
• (Jon Voight) "That's the signal that hacked our network. NASA's working around the clock to break it but we need YOUR help in deciphering this signal. You've all shown technical skill in the field of signal analysis. We're on a hair trigger, people, the United States has dispatched an armed force to its full capacity. This is as real as it's going to get. I'm going to leave you to the officer to sort you all into groups. Good luck to us all."

• (Jon Voight) "At this time, we are unable to confirm whether there were any survivors --"
• (Sarah Lennox) "Oh, my God."
• (Jon Voight) "We are dealing with a highly effective weapons system, one that we have not come across before. But our thoughts and prayers are with those men who --"
• (Sarah Lennox) "Daddy's gonna be okay, honey, I promise --"

• (Jon Voight) "Gentlemen, it is the direct order of the President that Sector Seven be terminated, and the remains of the dead aliens be disposed of. The Laurentian Abyss is seven miles below sea level. Deepest place on the planet. The aliens will be deposited there, where the intense pressure coupled with sub-zero temperatures will crush and entomb them -- leaving no evidence."

• (Agent Simmons) "What you're about to see is totally classified --"
• (Jon Voight) "Dear God -- what is this?"
• (Michael O'Neill) "We think that when he made his approach over the North Pole our gravitation field screwed up his telemetry and crashed into the ice, probably a few thousand years ago. We shipped him here to this facility in 1934."
• (Agent Simmons) "We call him NBE-1."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "I don't mean to correct you on all that you think you know, but that's Megatron. He's the leader of the Decepticons."
• (Michael O'Neill) "He's been in cryo-stasis since 1935. Your great-great-grandfather made one of the greatest discoveries in the history of mankind."
• (Agent Simmons) "Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age. The microchip, lasers, cars, space flight: all reverse-engineered by studying him. NBE-1 --"
• (Agent Simmons) "That's what we call IT."
• (Jon Voight) "And you didn't think that the United States Military might need to know that you're keeping a hostile alien robot frozen in the basement?"
• (Michael O'Neill) "Until these events we had no credible threats to national security."
• (Jon Voight) "Well, you got one now."

• (Jon Voight) "We're facing war against a technological civilization far superior to our own. Our enemy can take any shape. They could be anywhere."

Kevin Dunn as Ron Witwicky

• (Kevin Dunn) "You're not taking my son."
• (Agent Simmons) "Really? You gonna get rough with us?"
• (Kevin Dunn) "No, but I'm gonna call the cops because there's something fishy going on around here."
• (Agent Simmons) "Yeah. There's something a little fishy about you, your son, your little Taco Bell dog and this whole operation you got going on here."
• (Kevin Dunn) "What operation?"
• (Agent Simmons) "That is what we are gonna find out."

• (Agent Simmons) "Ronald Wikity?"
• (Kevin Dunn) "It's Witwicky. Who are you?"
• (Agent Simmons) "We're the government. Sector Seven."
• (Kevin Dunn) "Never heard of it."
• (Agent Simmons) "Never will."

• (Kevin Dunn) "5 -- 4 -- It's comin' off the hinges, pal. 3 -- 2 -- stand back."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "What's up? -- What's with the bat?"
• (Kevin Dunn) "Who were you talking to?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Talkin' to you."
• (Julie White) "Why are you so sweaty and filthy?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "I'm a child, you know, I'm a teenager."

• (Kevin Dunn) "Earthquake. Earthquake. Judy, get under the table."
• (Julie White) "How did you get over there so fast?"
• (Robert Foxworth) "Wow -- that was tingly. You gotta try that."
• (Ironhide) "Yeah, that looks fun --"

Bernie Mac as Bobby Bolivia

• (Bernie Mac) "A driver don't pick the cars. Mmm-mm. Cars pick the driver. It's a mystical bond between man and machine."

• (Bernie Mac) "I'll let you have it for $5,000."
• (Kevin Dunn) "No, I'm not going above $4,000."
• (Bernie Mac) "The door just closed."
• (Bernie Mac) "Get out of the car."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Wait a minute? I thought you said "the car chooses its owner.","
• (Bernie Mac) "Yeah, well sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap-ass father."

• (Bernie Mac) "Son, I'm a lot of things. A liar's not one of them. Especially not in front of my mammy. Hey, Mammy."
• (Bernie Mac) "Oh don't be like that. If I had a rock I'd bust your head bitch. I tell you man, she deaf. You know."

• (Bernie Mac) "You come to see me?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "I had to."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "That practically makes us family. Uncle Bobbie B, baby, Uncle Bobbie B."

• (Bernie Mac) "Hey Manny."
• (Anthony Anderson) "What?"
• (Bernie Mac) "Get your cousin outta that clown costume. Havin' that heat stroke again. Scarin' white folks."
• (Clown) "I'm hot. Makeup's melting, hurts my eyes."

• (Bernie Mac) "Don't go Ricci Ricardo on me man."

• (Bernie Mac) "Let me tell you something, Sam.Your first enchilada of freedom awaits under one of those hoods."

Robert Foxworth as Ratchet

• (Ironhide) "The parents are very irritating --"
• (Robert Foxworth) "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah --"
• (Ironhide) "Can I take them out?"
• (Peter Cullen) "Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans. What is with you?"
• (Ironhide) "Well, I'm just saying we could. It's an option."

• (Robert Foxworth) "I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize --"

John Robinson as Miles

• (John Robinson) "Hey, I called shotgun. Bros before hoes, man."

Jim Wood as Bonecrusher

• (Jim Wood) "I hate you."

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