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Transamerica (film) Quotes

Transamerica (film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Transamerica stopped airing in 1970.

It features David Mansfield in charge of musical score, and Stephen Kazmierski as head of cinematography.

Transamerica (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Transamerica (film) is 103 minutes long.

The cast includes: Felicity Huffman as Bree Osbourne, Felicity Huffman as Bree, Elizabeth Peña as Margaret, Kevin Zegers as Toby, Danny Burstein as Dr. Spikowsky, Carrie Preston as Sydney, Burt Young as Murray, and Graham Greene as Calvin.

Transamerica (film) Quotes

Felicity Huffman as Bree

  • (Felicity Huffman) "How much is the bail?"
  • (NYC Cop) "Bail is set at one dollar."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "I can't possible afford -- one dollar?"
  • (Felicity Huffman) "I got a phone call last night from a juvenile inmate of the New York prison system. He claimed to be Stanley's son."
  • (Elizabeth Peña) "No third-person."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "My son."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "My body may be a work-in-progress, but there is nothing wrong with my soul."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "What are you doing?"
  • (Kevin Zegers) "What I'm good at."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Jesus made me this way so I could suffer and be reborn the way he wanted me."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Have you lived all your life in New Mexico?"
  • (Graham Greene) "Not yet --"
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Eat your vegetables"
  • (Felicity Huffman) "And might wanna use a fork. Just an idea."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Shit. I mean darn. No, I mean shit."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Just because a person doesn't go around blabbing her entire biological history to everyone she meets doesn't make her a liar."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Fasten your seatbelt."
  • (Kevin Zegers) "I don't like wearing them."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Well I don't like the idea of seeing your internal organs splattered all over the dashboard if we get into a wreck, God forbid, so put it on."
  • (Taylor's Father) "You better watch him before he gets some poor innocent girl in trouble."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Yeah, well make sure she doesn't ruin some poor innocent boy's life."
  • (Elizabeth Osbourne) "Look at your life. You've never been able to stick to a decision. I mean, 10 years of college and not a single degree. How do you know you won't change your mind about this, too?"
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Because I know."
  • (Elizabeth Osbourne) "Don't do this awful thing to yourself, please. I miss my son."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Mom, you never had a son."
  • (Elizabeth Osbourne) "How can you say such a thing?"
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Now you know how I felt when you hired those private detectives."
  • (Elizabeth Osbourne) "We only tried to do the best for you."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Is that why you tried to have me committed?"
  • (Elizabeth Osbourne) "You tried to kill yourself."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Because you tried to have me committed."
  • (Elizabeth Osbourne) "I don't know why you have to be so emotional."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "I am not emotional."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "God, my cycle's all out of whack."
  • (Elizabeth Osbourne) "You don't have cycles."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Hormones are hormones. Yours and mine just happen to come in purple little pills."

Burt Young as Murray

  • (Burt Young) "Your mother and I both love you."
  • (Elizabeth Osbourne) "But we don't respect you."

Danny Burstein as Dr. Spikowsky

  • (Danny Burstein) "How do you feel about your penis?"
  • (Felicity Huffman) "It disgusts me. I don't even like looking at it."
  • (Danny Burstein) "What about friends?"
  • (Felicity Huffman) "They don't like it either."
  • (Danny Burstein) "No, I mean do you have the support of friends?"
  • (Felicity Huffman) "I'm very close to my therapist."
  • (Danny Burstein) "What about your family?"
  • (Felicity Huffman) "My family is dead."

Carrie Preston as Sydney

  • (Carrie Preston) "There's this scruffy looking kid outside. If he's your boyfriend, I'm totally going to slit my wrists."
  • (Elizabeth Osbourne) "That dirty-looking boy who came to the door a second ago is your boyfriend? How old is he?"
  • (Felicity Huffman) "17."
  • (Elizabeth Osbourne) "Oh, my God, Murray, he's underage."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Mom, he's my son."

Kevin Zegers as Toby

  • (Kevin Zegers) "Did you know that the Lord of the Rings is gay?"
  • (Felicity Huffman) "I beg your pardon."
  • (Kevin Zegers) "There's this big, black tower, right? And it points right at this huge burning vagina thing, and it's like the symbol of ultimate evil. And then Sam and Frodo have to go to this cave and deposit their magic ring into this hot, steaming lava pit. Only at the last minute, Frodo can't perform, so Gollum bites of his finger. Gay."
  • (Kevin Zegers) "I'm out of cigarettes."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Quel dommage."
  • (Kevin Zegers) "What's quel dommage mean?"
  • (Felicity Huffman) "It means you're not getting any cigarettes."
  • (Kevin Zegers) "Your parent's house is a lot nicer."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "My parent's house comes with my parents."
  • (Kevin Zegers) "How come an Indian wears a cowboy hat?"
  • (Graham Greene) "Well, I guess it's because it keeps the sun out of my eyes better than a head band and a couple of eagle feathers."
  • (Wayne) "School's gonna be closing in about fifteen minutes."
  • (Kevin Zegers) "Wayne, this is really hard. Do you think you could give me a hand?"
  • (Wayne) "Sure; what subject?"
  • (Kevin Zegers) "Sex education."
  • (Kevin Zegers) "And these shoes. Three dollars, a dollar fifty each. You know how much these things are worth in Japan?"
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Three dollars?"
  • (Kevin Zegers) "Like 500 dollars. Japanese people kill for old Nikes."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Then you probably should avoid wearing them in Japan."
  • (Kevin Zegers) "Yeah, I'd probably be, like, disemboweled by a ninja."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "You don't have to say "like". "Probably disemboweled by a ninja" is sufficient. And please don't put your feet up on the dashboard."

Graham Greene as Calvin

  • (Graham Greene) "That'll put hair on your chest."
  • (Felicity Huffman) "Hope not."

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