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Trainspotting (film) Quotes

Trainspotting (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Trainspotting ended in 1970.

It features Andrew Macdonald (producer) as producer, and Brian Tufano as head of cinematography.

Trainspotting (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Trainspotting (film) is 93 minutes long. Trainspotting (film) is distributed by PolyGram Filmed Entertainment.

The cast includes: Ewan McGregor as Mark "Rent-boy" Renton, Kevin McKidd as Tommy, Kelly Macdonald as Diane, Jonny Lee Miller as Sick Boy, Robert Carlyle as Francis Begbie, Robert Carlyle as Man, Susan Vidler as Allison, Peter Mullan as Swanney, Robert Carlyle as Begbie, Ewen Bremner as Spud, Stuart McQuarrie as Gavin, Irvine Welsh as Mikey Forrester, Shirley Henderson as Gail, Eileen Nicholas as Mrs. Renton, and Kevin McKidd as Woman.

Trainspotting (film) Quotes

Kevin McKidd as Woman

  • (Kevin McKidd) "Better than sex, Rents. Better than sex. The ultimate hit. I'm a f***ing adult, I can find out for meself. Well I'm finding out all right."
  • (Lizzie) "What are you two talking about?"
  • (Kevin McKidd) "Football. What are you talking about?"
  • (Lizzie) "Shopping."
  • (Kevin McKidd) "Very, absolutely f***ing radge. "It's me, or Iggy Pop", she says."
  • (Ewen Bremner) "So what're you gonna do?"
  • (Kevin McKidd) "Well I paid for the tickets."
  • (Kevin McKidd) "It was Wednesday morning. We were in the Volley, playing pool. That much is true. But, Begbie is playing absolutely f***ing 'gash.'"
  • (Kevin McKidd) "He's got a hangover so bad, he can barely hold the cue, never mind pot a ball. And I'm doing my best to lose, you know trying to humour him like. But it's not doing any good. Every time I hit the ball, I seem to pot something. Every time Begbie goes near the table, he f***s it up."
  • (Kevin McKidd) "Oh, for f*** sake."
  • (Kevin McKidd) "So he's got the hump, right? But, finally I manage to set it up so that all he's gotta do is to pot the black, to savage a little bit of pride, and maybe not kick my head in, yeah? So he squares up -- pressure shot --"
  • (Kevin McKidd) "And it all goes wrong, big time."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "f***."
  • (Kevin McKidd) "He picks on this speccy wee gadge at the bar, accusing him of putting him off by looking at him. I mean the man hasn't glanced in that direction."
  • (Kevin McKidd) "Begbie's f***in' psycho, man. But -- he's a mate, so what can you do?"
  • (Kevin McKidd) "Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "It's s***E being Scottish. We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the f***ing Earth. The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a s***E state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any f***ing difference."
  • (Kevin McKidd) "Useless motherf***er, that's what she called me. I told her, I'm sorry, but these things happen. Let's put it behind us."
  • (Ewen Bremner) "That's fair enough."
  • (Kevin McKidd) "Yes, but then she finds out I've bought a ticket for Iggy Pop the same night."
  • (Ewen Bremner) "Went ballistic?"
  • (Kevin McKidd) "Big time. Absolutely f***ing radge. 'It's me or Iggy Pop, time to decide.'"
  • (Ewen Bremner) "So what's it going to be?"
  • (Kevin McKidd) "Well, I've paid for the ticket."

Ewen Bremner as Spud

  • (Unnamed) "Mr. Murphy, what attracts you to the leisure industry?"
  • (Ewen Bremner) "In a word: pleasure. It's like, my pleasure in other people's leisure."
  • (Ewen Bremner) "Did you think I would leave you crying, when there's room on my horse for two? Climb up here, Tommy and don't be dying, I can go just as fast with two. When we grow up we'll both be soldiers And our horses will not be toys, and I wonder if we'll remember when we were two little boys."
  • (Unnamed) "Mr. Murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application?"
  • (Ewen Bremner) "No. Uh. Yes. Only to get my foot in the door. Showing initiative and that like."
  • (Unnamed) "But you were referred here by the department of employment, there was no need for you to get your "foot in the door," as you put it."
  • (Ewen Bremner) "Ehhh -- cool. Whatever you say, I'm sorry. You're the man. The dude in the chair."

Ewan McGregor as Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

  • (Ewan McGregor) "Heroin makes you constipated. The heroin from my last hit was fading, and the suppositories had yet to melt."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "I'm no longer constipated."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "I don't feel the sickness yet, but it's in the post. That's for sure. I'm in the junkie limbo at the moment. Too ill to sleep. Too tired to stay awake, but the sickness is on its way. Sweat, chills, nausea. Pain and craving. A need like nothing else I've ever known will soon take hold of me. It's on its way."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "You could always get the truth from Tommy. That was one of his major weaknesses. He never told lies, he never took drugs, and he never cheated on anyone."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Living like this is a full-time business."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Two kilos. What's that, about ten years? Mikey Forrester, Russian sailors, what the f*** are you boys on, eh?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Heroin had robbed Renton of his sex drive, but now it returned with a vengeance. And as the impotence of those days faded into memory, grim desperation took hold of his sex-crazed mind. His post-junk libido, fuelled by alcohol and amphetamine, taunted him remorselessly with his own unsatisfied desire."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "It wasn't just the baby that died that day. Something inside Sick Boy was lost and never returned. It seemed that he had no theory with which to explain a moment like this -- nor did I. Our only response was to keep on going and 'f*** everything'. pile misery upon misery, heap it up on a spoon and dissolve it with a drop of bile, then squirt it into a stinking, puerile vein and do it all over again. Keep on going, getting up, going out, robbing, stealing, f***ing people over. Propelling ourselves with longing towards the day that it would all go wrong, because no matter how much you stash, or how much you steal you never have enough. No matter how often you go out and rob and f*** people over, you always need to get up and do it all over again."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Relinquishing junk. Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus. One television and one bottle of Valium, which I've already procured from my mother, who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way also a drug addict. And now I'm ready. All I need is one final hit to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "##The downside of coming off junk was I knew I would need to mix with my friends again in a state of full consciousness. It was awful. They reminded me so much of myself, I could hardly bear to look at them. Take Sick Boy, for instance. He came off junk at the same time as me; not because he wanted to, you understand, but just to annoy me. Just to show me how easily he could do it, thereby downgrading my own struggle. Sneaky f***er, don't you think?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "I'm sorry Mrs. Murphy. That wasn't fair Spud goin' down and not me"
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Well it's not our fault. Your boy went down because he's a f***in' smackhead. And if that's not your fault, then I don't know what is."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "I was the f***in' c*** who tried to get him off it."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "This was typical of Mikey Forrester."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "What the f*** are these?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "In the normal run of things, I would have nothing to do with the c***. But this was not the normal run of things."
  • (Irvine Welsh) "Opium suppositories. Ideal for your purposes. Slow release. Bring you down gradual. Custom f***ing designed for your needs."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "I want a f***ing hit."
  • (Irvine Welsh) "That's all I've got, matey, take it or leave it."
  • (Irvine Welsh) "Aye, you feel better the now right?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Oh, yeah, for all the good they've done me, I might as well have stuck them up my arse."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "I quite enjoyed the sound of it all. Profit, loss, margins, takeovers, lending, letting, subletting, subdividing, cheating, scamming, fragmenting, breaking away. There was no such thing as society and even if there was, I most certainly had nothing to do with it. For the first time in my adult life I was almost content."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "And as I sat watching an intimate and highly personal video, stolen only hours earlier from one of my best friends, I realized that something important was missing from my life."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "You see if you ask me we're heterosexual by default, not by decision. It's just a question of who you fancy. It's all about aesthetics and it's f*** all to do with morality. But you try telling Begbie that."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Begbie didn't do drugs either. He just did people."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "We took morphine, diamorphine, cyclizine, codeine, temazepam, nitrazepam, phenobarbitone, sodium amytal, dextropropoxyphene, methadone, nalbuphine, pethidine, pentazocine, buprenorphine, dextromoramide, chlormethiazole. The streets are awash with drugs you can have for unhappiness and pain, and we took them all. f*** it, we would have injected vitamin C if only they'd made it illegal."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "It seems, however, I really am the luckiest guy in the world. Several years of addiction right in the middle of an epidemic, surrounded by the living dead. But not me. I'm negative. It's official. And once the pain goes away, that's when the real battle starts. Depression, boredom -- You feel so f***ing low, you want to f***ing top yourself."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "This was to be my final hit, but let's be clear about this. There's final hits and final hits. What kind was this to be?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Phew. I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "I wished that I'd gone down instead of Spud. Here I was surrounded by my family and my so-called mates and I've never felt so alone. Never in all my puff. Since I was on remand, they've had me on this program, this state sponsored addiction. Three sickly sweet doses of methadone a day instead of smack. But it's never enough. And at the moment it's nowhere near enough. I took all three this morning and now I've got eighteen hours to go until my next shot. I've got sweat on my back like a layer of frost. I need to visit the Mother Superior for one hit. One final hit to get us over this long, hard day."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "What's on the menu this evening, Sir?"
  • (Peter Mullan) "Your favorite dish."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Excellent."
  • (Peter Mullan) "Your usual table, Sir."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Oh, why thank you."
  • (Peter Mullan) "Would Sir care to pay for his bill in advance?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "No. Stick it on my tab."
  • (Peter Mullan) "Ah, regret to inform, sir, credit limit was reached and breached quite some time ago."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Oh, well in that case --"
  • (Peter Mullan) "Ah, hard currency. Thank you, Sir. Can't be too careful these days. Would Sir care for a starter of some garlic bread perhaps?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "No, thank you. I will proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "And with that Mark Renton had fallen in love."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Straight away, he clocked us for what we were, small time wasters with an accidental big deal."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "And just for a moment, it felt really good. Like we were all in it together. Like friends. Like it meant something. A moment like that can touch you deep inside. But, it doesn't last long. Not like 16,000 pounds."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f***ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of f***ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f*** you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f***ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f***ed up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life -- But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Never again, Swanney. I'm off the scag."
  • (Peter Mullan) "Are you serious?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Yeah, no more. I'm finished with that s***e."
  • (Peter Mullan) "Well, it's up to you, man."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Gonna get it right this time. Gonna get it sorted out. Gonna get off it for good."
  • (Peter Mullan) "I've heard that one before."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "The Sick Boy method?"
  • (Peter Mullan) "Well, it nearly worked for him, hey."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Well, he's always been lacking in moral fiber."
  • (Peter Mullan) "He knows a lot about Sean Connery."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "That's hardly a substitute."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Swanney taught us to adore and respect the national health service. For it was the source of much of our gear. We stole drugs. We stole prescriptions or bought them, sold them, swapped them, forged them, photocopied them. Or traded drugs with cancer victims, alcoholics, old-age pensioners, AIDS patients, epileptics, and bored housewives."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "1,000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Thank you, your honor. With God's help I'll conquer this terrible affliction."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I'll settle for anywhere."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "When you're on junk you have only one worry: scoring. When you're off it you are suddenly obliged to worry about all sorts of other s***e. Got no money: can't get pissed. Got money: drinking too much. Can't get a bird: no chance of a ride. Got a bird: too much hassle. You have to worry about bills, about food, about some football team that never f***ing wins, about human relationships and all the things that really don't matter when you've got a sincere and truthful junk habit."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Now I've justified this to myself in all sorts of ways. It wasn't a big deal, just a minor betrayal. Or we'd outgrown each other, you know, that sort of thing. But let's face it, I ripped them off; my so called mates. But Begbie, I couldn't give a s*** about him. And Sick Boy, well he'd done the same to me, if he'd only thought of it first. And Spud, well okay, I felt sorry for Spud; he never hurt anybody. So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers; all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person. But, that's gonna change; I'm going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the f***ing big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "The day you die."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Take the best orgasm you've ever had -- multiply it by a thousand, and you're still nowhere near it."
  • (Susan Vidler) "It beats any meat injection. That beats any f***ing cock in the world."

Jonny Lee Miller as Sick Boy

  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "It's certainly a phenomenon in all walks of life."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "What do you mean?"
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "Well, at one time, you've got it, and then you lose it, and it's gone forever. All walks of life: George Best, for example. Had it, lost it. Or David Bowie, or Lou Reed --"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Some of his solo stuff's not bad."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "No, it's not bad, but it's not great either. And in your heart you kind of know that although it sounds all right, it's actually just s***e."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "So who else?"
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "Charlie Nicholas, David Niven, Malcolm McLaren, Elvis Presley --"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "OK, OK, so what's the point you're trying to make?"
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "All I'm trying to do is help you understand that The Name of The Rose is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "What about The Untouchables?"
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "I don't rate that at all."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Despite the Academy Award?"
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "That means f*** all. Its a sympathy vote."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Right. So we all get old and then we can't hack it anymore. Is that it?"
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "Yeah."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "That's your theory?"
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "Yeah. Beautifully f***ing illustrated."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "Personality, I mean that's what counts, right? That's what keeps a relationship going through the years. Like heroin, I mean heroin's got a great f***ing personality."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "Do you shee the beasht? Have you got it in your shights?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Clear enough, Missh Moneypenny. This should preshent no shignificant problemsh."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "For a vegetarian, Rents, you're a f***in' EVIL shot."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "Ursula Andress, the quintessential Bond girl. That's what everyone says. The embodiment of his superiority over us. Beautiful, exotic, highly sexual and totally unavaiable to anyone apart from him. s***e. Let's face it. She can shag one punter from Edinburgh, she'd shag the whole lot of us."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "Say something Mark."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "f***ing say something, huh?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "I'm cooking up."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "Good chips."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "-- I can't believe you did that --"
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "I got a good price for it. Rents I need the money."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "IT WAS MY f***ING TELLY."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "Well, Christ. If I knew you were going to get so humpty about it, I wouldn't have bothered --. f***ing rented anyway --"
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "You gonna eat that?"
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "-- Have you got a passport?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Why?"
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "I met this bloke, runs a hotel -- brothel, LOADS of contacts. Does a nice side-line of punting British passports to foreigners -- I could get you a good price --"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "And WHY would I want to sell my passport?"
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "-- It was just an idea --"

Robert Carlyle as Man

  • (Robert Carlyle) "That lassie got glassed, and no c*** leaves here till we find out what c*** did it."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Who the f*** are you?"
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Yeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Picture the scene: The other f***in' week there, down the f***in' Volley with Tommy, playing pool. I'm playing like Paul-f***in'-Newman by the way. Givin' the boy here the tannin' of a lifetime. So it comes to the, down to the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. I'm on the black and he's sittin' in the corner looking all f***in' biscuit-arsed. When this hard c*** comes in. Obviously f***in' fancies himself, like. Starts staring at me. Lookin' at me, right f***in' at me, as if to say, "Come ahead, square go." You ken me, I'm not the type of c*** that goes looking for f***in' bother, like, but at the end of the day I'm the c*** with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he f***ing wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard c*** do? Or the so-called hard c***? s***es it. Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the f*** out of there. And after that, well, the game was mine."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Well, this is a good f***ing laugh, ain't it? You sweat that s***e out of your system. 'Cause if I come back and it's still here -- I'll f***ing kick it out. Okay?"
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Look, I'm not a f***ing buftie, and that's the end of it."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Well, let's face it, it could've been wonderful."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Did you bring the cards?"
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "What?"
  • (Robert Carlyle) "The cards, the last thing I told you was to mind the cards."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "Well, I've not brought them."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "It's f***ing boring after a while without the cards."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "I'm sorry."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Bit f***ing late, like."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "Why didn't you bring them?"
  • (Robert Carlyle) "'CAUSE I f***ING TOLD YOU TO BRING THEM, YOU DOSS c***."
  • (Jonny Lee Miller) "-- Christ."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "Armed robbery. With a replica. I mean, how the f*** can it be armed robbery with a f***ing replica?"
  • (Robert Carlyle) "No sorry enough for being a fat c***."
  • (Pub Heavy) "f*** you. If you can't hold a pint you shouldn't be in a pub. f*** off."
  • (Robert Carlyle) "It was f***in' obvious that that c*** was gonnae f*** some c***."

Stuart McQuarrie as Gavin

  • (Stuart McQuarrie) "Tommy knew he'd caught the virus, but he never knew he'd gone full-blown."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "What was it, pneumonia or cancer?"
  • (Stuart McQuarrie) "No, toxoplasmosis. Sort of like a stroke."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Eh? How's that?"
  • (Stuart McQuarrie) "He wanted to see Lizzy again. Lizzy wouldn't let him near the house. So he bought a present for her, bought her a kitten."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "But Lizzy told him where to f***ing stick it."
  • (Stuart McQuarrie) "Exactly. "l'm not wantin' that cat," she says. "Get the f***," right? So there's Tommy stuck with this kitten. You can imagine what happened. The thing was neglected -- pissing and s***ting all over the place. Tommy's lying about f***ed out of his eyeballs -- on smack or downers. He never knew you could get toxoplasmosis from cat s***."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Neither did l. What is it?"
  • (Stuart McQuarrie) "f***ing horrible. It's like an abscess on your brain."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "f***ing hell. Then what happened?"
  • (Stuart McQuarrie) "He starts getting these headaches. So he just uses more smack, you know, for the pain. And then he has a stroke. A f***ing stroke, just like that. Gets home from the hospital and dies three weeks later. He'd been dead for ages before the neighbors complained about the smell and got the police to break down the door. Tommy was lying facedown in a pool of vomit."
  • (Stuart McQuarrie) "The kitten was fine."

Kelly Macdonald as Diane

  • (Kelly Macdonald) "You're not getting any younger, Mark. The world's changing. Music's changing. Even drugs are changing. You can't stay in here all day dreaming about heroin and Ziggy Pop."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "It's Iggy Pop."
  • (Kelly Macdonald) "Whatever. I mean, the guy's dead anyway."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Iggy Pop's not dead. He toured last year. Tommy went to see him."
  • (Kelly Macdonald) "The point is, you've got to find something new."
  • (Kelly Macdonald) "Well, what's the matter, Mark?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "It's you that's what's wrong."
  • (Kelly Macdonald) "Well at least us hold hands."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "No, we're not holding hands."
  • (Kelly Macdonald) "No? But you seemed a lot more happy to do more last night. There's nothing wrong with it."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Its illegal that's what's wrong with it. You know what they do to people like me in prison? They cut your balls off and flush them down the toilet."
  • (Kelly Macdonald) "Calm down; you're not going to prison."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "That's very easy for you to say Diane."
  • (Kelly Macdonald) "Can I see you again?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Certainly not."
  • (Kelly Macdonald) "If you don't see me again, I'll tell the police."
  • (Kelly Macdonald) "I'll see you around then."

Shirley Henderson as Gail

  • (Shirley Henderson) "I read it in Cosmopolitan."
  • (Lizzie) "It's an interesting theory."
  • (Shirley Henderson) "Actually it's a nightmare. I've been desperate for a shag but watching him suffer was just too much fun.; - You should try it with Tommy."
  • (Lizzie) "What? And deny myself the only pleasure I get from him?"

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