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Training Day Quotes

Training Day is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Training Day stopped airing in 1970.

It features Robert Newmyer, and Jeffrey Silver as producer, Mark Mancina in charge of musical score, and Mauro Fiore as head of cinematography.

Training Day is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Training Day is 122 minutes long. Training Day is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Denzel Washington as Alonzo Harris, Ethan Hawke as Jake Hoyt, Snoop Dogg as Blue, Ethan Hawke as Jake, Denzel Washington as Alonzo, Jaime P. Gomez as Mark, Tom Berenger as Stan Gursky, Raymond J. Barry as Lou Jacobs, Cliff Curtis as Smiley, Dr. Dre as Paul, Nick Chinlund as Tim, Scott Glenn as Roger, Noel Gugliemi as Moreno, Peter Greene as Jeff, Raymond Cruz as Sniper, Harris Yulin as Doug Rosselli, Cle Shaheed Sloan as Bone, and Fran Kranz as College Driver.

Training Day Quotes

Scott Glenn as Roger

  • (Scott Glenn) "You figure that joke out, you'll figure the streets out."
  • (Denzel Washington) "There ain't nothing to figure out, that's just some senseless bullshit. Don't listen to him."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "You know, I already figured 'em out."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Really?"
  • (Scott Glenn) "You already figured the streets out."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "It's all about smiles and cries."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Put the drink down, man, the motherfuckers out of his mind."
  • (Scott Glenn) "Hold on, Alonzo, hold on. Smiles and cries, smiles and cries, I hear ya."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Yeah. You gotta control your smiles and cries, because that's all you have and nobody can take that away from you."
  • (Scott Glenn) "Here's a joke, boy. One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to shit, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the fuck's your problem?'"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "That's messed up. That wasn't funny."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Then why are you cackling like a jackal?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "I dunno."
  • (Scott Glenn) "Figure that joke out and you'll figure the streets out."
  • (Scott Glenn) "Hoyt. Hoyt. Hoyt -- Strong Saftey. North High. I follow all the good players."

Ethan Hawke as Jake

  • (Ethan Hawke) "That stuff doesn't fly anymore, man. Shovin' a pen down; what if that guy complains?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "To who?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "It's time."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "It's no fun when the rabbit has the gun, is it?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "My nigga --"
  • (Denzel Washington) "Hey. First dom who puts one in his head -- I'll make you a rich man. C'mon now, who wanna get paid? Who wanna get paid?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "They're not like you. You wanna know what I learned today? I'm not like you."
  • (Denzel Washington) "That's good, Jake. Glad to hear it. Good -- so what you gonna do know, you gonna shoot me? You gonna bust yo' cherry killin' a cop?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "There it is, Jake, hit me. You ain't never killed anybody before, have you? It ain't like steppin' on ants, Jake. It takes a man to kill -- you man enough to kill, Jake?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "How much money was in that bag?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "40 G's."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "What was that for?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "You really wanna know?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Yeah. I asked, didn't I?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "Nothing's free in this world, Jake. Not even arrest warrants."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Shit, I didn't wanna know."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "If he's not here, why are we here?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "We're here to serve this warrant."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "C'mon, man. We can't do that."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Yes, hell we can. We're the police, we can do what the fuck we wanna do."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Shouldn't we go get a real warrant?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "We're trying to get shit done. Just stand over there and don't get me killed, all right, new guy?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "It was a quiet night we were rolling on Van Nuys I'm driving this Acura comes out a side street all over the median in excess I light it up hit the whaler guy drives on like I'm invisible for ten blocks before he pulls over plates were unclean so I'm watching from our unit and she's tossing the Acura she calls me over to the vehicle a snub 38 two shotguns fully loaded so she calls our supervisor and I keep searching and I find five hundred grams of meth turns out this DUI is on bail for distribution and is on his way to smoke his ex-partner before trial so we prevented a murder."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "God damn it that was not cool opening fire in the middle of a neighborhood where was the Sandman? What the hell were you doing back there?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "I was checking for narcotic activity drugs, guns, and baggies"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Cash"
  • (Denzel Washington) "Speak on it"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "She's screaming about money"
  • (Denzel Washington) "She's just talking shit, she's talking about us getting killed"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "I'm going to be on the six o'clock news in an orange suit in hand cuffs because of you with the scandals and what not it is open season on misconduct they will nail us to the wall"
  • (Denzel Washington) "Listen, you're in a privileged position to learn a thing or two keep your mouth shut and your eyes open you say you're serious about doing some real police this is the place to learn but if this kind of shit shakes you up maybe you should go back to your division you have to decide if you're a wolf or a sheep"
  • (Denzel Washington) "Get your ink"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Take the money and put it inside that bag and take your weapons and put it inside that pillow case"
  • (Denzel Washington) "Congratulations son, you passed the test you're a narc put the gun down before you give my girl a heart attack"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "I said put the money inside that bag and take your weapons and put it inside that pillow case, fuck your appointment with the Russians you're not going to make it"
  • (Denzel Washington) "so you're going to hook me and book me? You're the one that was smoking the dust, you're the one who ran out like a maniac and you're the one who shot Roger"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "How about the gun in your ankle?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "You want the one in my back pocket?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Yeah I would"
  • (Denzel Washington) "You got one problem though, you got no witnesses, who are your fucking witnesses? Roger? Smiley? You think my troops are going to help you? What can you prove? Where's your evidence?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "It's right there"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "You don't deserve this."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "There was a DUI stop."
  • (Denzel Washington) "A DUI stop, let me load up my guns a DUI stop, OH SHIT."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Listen man, its a good one, we were on watch."
  • (Denzel Washington) "We?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Me and Debbie, my training officer"
  • (Denzel Washington) "You have a female training officer? What was she? Black or White?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "She was white"
  • (Denzel Washington) "Liquor License?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "A what?"
  • (Denzel Washington) ""A Liquor License", was she a dyke? A lesbian?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "I don't know."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Was she good looking?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Yeah, pretty good."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Now, listen to me, that girl was being raped. I saw these two fuckin' drug addicts attacking her, and I stopped 'em --"
  • (Cliff Curtis) "You lie to me."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "I would; not; lie to you --"
  • (Cliff Curtis) "Don't lie to me.; Don't lie to me."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "I swear to God. She was being raped, and I stopped 'em, man. And please man, I got a little kid --"
  • (Raymond Cruz) "Shut the fuck up, faggot."
  • (Raymond Cruz) "Blast his ass, homes."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "I have; a little girl."

Denzel Washington as Alonzo Harris

  • (Denzel Washington) "To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Take that dick and stick it up that funky little ass of yours, bitch. Damn, I'm thirsty."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Congratulations, son. You're gonna get a Medal of Valor for this."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "But I didn't shoot him."
  • (Denzel Washington) "A roomful of cops said you did."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "But I didn't. You did."
  • (Denzel Washington) "A Los Angeles Police Department Narcotics officer was killed today serving a high-risk warrant in Echo Park. Gimme the bitch. LAPD spokesperson says the officer is survived -- by his wife and infant child. Shit gets deeper. You get the picture?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Yeah, I get it."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "That's the second time you pointed a gun at me. There will not be a third."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Goddamn, boy. My nigga, are y'all watching this? That's it."
  • (Dr. Dre) "It'd be my pleasure to put a hydrashock in that melon --"
  • (Denzel Washington) "Wait, wait."
  • (Dr. Dre) "But naw, I'ma be cool. Now drop the fucking gun now."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "You wanna shoot me, Paul, go ahead. But I'm taking him with me."
  • (Jaime P. Gomez) "I'm going, Alonzo."
  • (Dr. Dre) "This motherfucker's a fed."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Naw, he ain't no fed. He's just a choirboy that got the drop on all you fools."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "You can't put this shit on me. I did not sign up for this."
  • (Denzel Washington) "I understand your anger. Everybody, put your guns down."
  • (Nick Chinlund) "Hell, naw."
  • (Dr. Dre) "Choirboy first."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Everybody, put your guns down. That's an order."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Put 'em down."
  • (Denzel Washington) "My nigga."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Believe it or not, I do try to do some good in the community."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Use your ears and hear me, Jake. Sometimes we gotta take this shit all the way. Now, nobody will ever ask you to pull the trigger if you don't want to."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Mark, where are you transferring to?"
  • (Jaime P. Gomez) "S.I.S."
  • (Denzel Washington) "S.I.S. Detective. Give me 18 months, I'll give you a career. We're an elite unit. We make the big seizures. We make the big arrests. But if you're in my unit, you gotta be in it all the way or not at all. I thought that you was man enough to face that. I guess I was wrong. Five proven, decorated officers say that you're the shooter. The investigators are gonna want to pull a tube of your blood to check for intoxicants, and what are they gonna find, Jake? Do the math. You've been smoking PCP all day, haven't you?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "You've been planning this all day?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "I've been planning this all week, son. You talk that crazy shit, I'll make sure that blood gets to the lab. You wanna walk your baby nuts around the block, you won't make it to the corner, but if you're cool, if you're cool -- then you're a hero. You're a virgin shooter above suspicion."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Motha fucker. You shot me in the ass."
  • (Denzel Washington) "It's not what you know, it's what you can prove. Mark and Paul, you kicked the door down. Jeff's the first one through. Roger hits Jeff twice."
  • (Denzel Washington) "What's the matter, one go through?"
  • (Nick Chinlund) "Yeah, you shot him."
  • (Peter Greene) "You fucking shot me, man."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Don't worry about it. You'll get a medal."
  • (Peter Greene) "Get me an ambulance."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Hey, hey, hey. You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home? Let me quarterback this thing. Mark, Paul, you kicked the door down. Jeff's the first one through. Roger shoots Jeff twice, bang bang. Our new guy, Hoyt, he's in second. Drops Roger with some fine shotgun work. Now who shot Roger?"
  • (Jaime P. Gomez) "New guy, came in spraying."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Who shot Roger?"
  • (Dr. Dre) "Boot did it."
  • (Denzel Washington) "What did you guys see?"
  • (Nick Chinlund) "Hoyt blasted him."
  • (Peter Greene) "Hey, fuck Hoyt, all right? Ambulance time."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Done. Paul, call 'em up."
  • (Dr. Dre) "11-49-98 Shots fired. Officer down. Repeat. Officer down. 5951 Baxter Street."
  • (Denzel Washington) "You hear that, homey? You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home? Huh?"
  • (Crackhead #1) "What you think?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "They got room for guys like you at the booty house, you ever been to the booty house. Big boys have you grab you ankles --"
  • (Crackhead #1) "Suck my dick, bitch. I know people."
  • (Denzel Washington) "That's how it starts. What about you, my man? Where's yo' horn?"
  • (Crackhead #2) "I ain't got nothin' on me, man."
  • (Denzel Washington) "You sure?"
  • (Crackhead #2) "Yeah, man."
  • (Denzel Washington) "You got money, though."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Ooohh, you lied to me, you lied to me. Lucky I don't make you eat that, dawg."
  • (Denzel Washington) "I had lunch with the Wise Men today. They say you gotta render unto Caesar."
  • (Scott Glenn) "Fuckin' vampires want my pension."
  • (Denzel Washington) "What's that?"
  • (Snoop Dogg) "Motherfucking crack, man."
  • (Denzel Washington) "That's right, Jimmy Crack Corn. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Oh, you're federally fucked now. You got crack -- and a gun. You know with your record you can get 10 years per bullet? Now you gon' gimme a name."
  • (Denzel Washington) "That's 10 right there."
  • (Snoop Dogg) "Come on, man. You know I ain't no snitch, man."
  • (Denzel Washington) "I know you ain't no snitch. Gimme a name."
  • (Denzel Washington) "That's 20."
  • (Snoop Dogg) "Fuck."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Gimme a name."
  • (Denzel Washington) "That's 30 years. You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?"
  • (Snoop Dogg) "He in the county."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Who?"
  • (Snoop Dogg) "Nigga named Sandman. That's all the fuck I know,man. Shit."
  • (Denzel Washington) "See how easy that was?"
  • (Snoop Dogg) "I'm sick of this shit, man."
  • (Denzel Washington) "You wanna collect the evidence?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Fuck that."
  • (Denzel Washington) "My nigga."
  • (Denzel Washington) "You did what you had to do."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Make sure that bathtub is clean, homey."
  • (Denzel Washington) "It behoves you not to dick around on this one. Justifiable homicide in the line of duty? What happened was --"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "What happened was murder -- and armed robbery. Wait, we had badges, so it's different?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "Open your eyes, son. Can't you see?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "That man was your friend, and you killed him like a fly."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Why is he my friend, because he knows my first name? Roger sold dope to kids. The world is a better place without him. This man was the biggest major violator in Los Angeles. This is the game. I'm playing his ass. That's my job. That's your job. I watched that cocksucker operate with impunity for over 10 years, and now I got him. The shit's chess, it ain't checkers. What, we all of a sudden gonna roll up in a black-and-white? Come on, man, take the money."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "I told you, I'm not gonna take that money."
  • (Denzel Washington) "All right, burn it, barbecue it, fish-fry it, I don't give a fuck. But the boys'll feel better about it."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Fuck their feelings."
  • (Denzel Washington) "You're not making them feel like you're part of the team."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "The team? You guys are fuckin' insane. All right, I'll go back to the Valley. I'll cut parking tickets. Why does it have to be this way?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "I'm sorry I exposed you to it, but it is. It's ugly, but it's necessary -- Sometimes you gotta have a little dirt on you for anybody to trust you."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Now, whenever you think of pullin' the trigger, you think of him first. 'Cuz if you don't, he'll snatch your fuckin' nuts out and use 'em for dice."
  • (Denzel Washington) "You okay, kid? That was a man-sized hit you took, dog. When was the last time you smoked weed?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Last time I smoked weed -- 12th grade. We were -- we were --"
  • (Denzel Washington) "Smoking weed."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Yeah, yeah."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Left that out your service jacket. Yeah, I know you got secrets. Everybody got secrets. Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "What's "wet"?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "Butt-naked. Ill. Sherms. Dust. PCP. Primos. P-Dog. That's what you had. That's what you were smoking, you couldn't taste it?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "No, I've never done it."
  • (Denzel Washington) "You have now. I haven't, but you have."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Man, I'm gonna get piss-tested, and then I'm gonna get fired."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Lieutenant's got our back. We know a week before we piss."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Oh, shit. Shit."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Boom."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Why did you do this to me?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "Nobody told you to smoke that thing. You made the decision. Live with your decision. Ain't like I put a gun to your head."
  • (Denzel Washington) "You got a kid, right?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Yeah, I got a little girl."
  • (Denzel Washington) "I've got five. All boys. You ever need a son, you let me know. I'll hook your old lady up. I can't miss."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Can we not talk about my family?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "That's cool, I respect that. I remember what it was to have a pretty young bride. You probably still fuck her face to face, don't you?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "When was the last time you smoked weed?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "High school -- We were --"
  • (Denzel Washington) "Smoking weed."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Right."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Right."
  • (Denzel Washington) "You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "But, I don't believe you. You tapped that ass, didn't you. C'mon, tell the truth, you know you tapped that ass. You put her in the backseat, BAM. Code-X."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Look man, I got a wife."
  • (Denzel Washington) "You got a dick. You do have a dick, don't you? Okay, the dick lines up straight like that right? To the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of 'em, pay the bill."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Boom."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Yeah whatever. Whatever the fuck ever."
  • (Denzel Washington) "What a day. What a motherfuckin' day."
  • (Denzel Washington) "You know I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake. How do you want it, dog? Closed casket? Remember that fool in the wheelchair? How do you think he got there?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "To be truly effective, a good narcotics agent must know and love narcotics. In fact, a good narcotics agent should have narcotics in his blood."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Are you gonna smoke that?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "No, you are."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Hell if I am."
  • (Denzel Washington) "You not gon' smoke it?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Naw, man. I became a narc to rid the streets of dopers, not to be one."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Come on, man, take a hit."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Naw, man."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Yeah, right. If I was a drug dealer, you'd be dead by now, motherfucker. You turn shit down on the streets, and the chief brings your wife a crisply folded flag. What the fuck's wrong with you? Talking about; You know what? I don't want you in my unit. I don't even want you in my division. Get the fuck out the car. Go back to the Valley, rookie."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "All right, I'll smoke it."
  • (Denzel Washington) "You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk."
  • (Denzel Washington) "There's nothing I can do about it, you know, I'm just a lowly civil servant."
  • (Scott Glenn) "Ehhh, you're their bitch."
  • (Denzel Washington) ", you gonna bust your cherry killing a cop? You know what you get for that, Jake? The gas chamber. You know what the gas chamber smells like? Pine oil. I'ma send you to a pine oil heaven. I'ma get that gun and I'ma get that gun and I'm going to get that money, and your not going to shit because you're not going to shoot a cop in the back."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Shit, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me."
  • (Denzel Washington) "It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Breathe dawg -- breathe."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit -- Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. SHU program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of -- who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away -- 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning -- I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me."
  • (Denzel Washington) "One time. What's up Bone?"
  • (Cle Shaheed Sloan) "What's up, Alonzo?; What's happenin' with you, Damu?"
  • (Denzel Washington) "It's all good."
  • (Cle Shaheed Sloan) "I wanna tell you man: I appreciate what you did for my nephew, that's some real shit."
  • (Denzel Washington) "For sure. For sure."
  • (Cle Shaheed Sloan) "I'm sick of this shit I can't stand that motherfucker."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Why do you wanna be a narc?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "I want to protect the streets by ridding it of dangerous drugs."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Yeah, but why do you wanna be a narc?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "I wanna make detective."
  • (Denzel Washington) "There you go. You stick around with me, you'll make it. Unlearn that bullshit they teach you at the Academy. That shit'll get you killed out here."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "I'll do anything you want me to do."
  • (Denzel Washington) "My nigga. Roll that window down first."
  • (Denzel Washington) "You gotta see the streets. You gotta feel it. You gotta smell it, you gotta taste the streets. How's your Espanol?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Uh, más o menos."
  • (Denzel Washington) "Learn that shit, brother. That shit'll get you killed. These motherfuckers out there be plotting all types of shit on you."

Dr. Dre as Paul

  • (Dr. Dre) "Alonzo, there's two shots left in that other stinger. We need to just kill your boy right now and say Roger got him coming through the door."
  • (Denzel Washington) "We ain't killing nobody. This guy's got the magic eye. I can feel it. Just had a little freak-out, that's all. Now I say he's cool, and nobody's gonna hurt him. But you do have a decision to make, because in about 10 seconds, this whole place is gonna be overrun with blue suits."
  • (Denzel Washington) "So just walk outside and clear your head, or just shoot me."
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Hey, Paul."
  • (Dr. Dre) "You're dead, motherfucker. You hear me?"
  • (Dr. Dre) "You're fuckin' dead."

Raymond J. Barry as Lou Jacobs

  • (Raymond J. Barry) "I don't know why I'm talking to you. I don't talk to dead men."
  • (Denzel Washington) "I ain't dead yet. Fuckin' prick."

Harris Yulin as Doug Rosselli

  • (Harris Yulin) "There's a serial burglar we're chasing him for twelve months, a real slickster and he gave up nothing. His sentencing was today so before the hearing he gets a hold of some peanut butter and he packs his ass crack with it, he's standing tall before the judge and he's ready to give a statement, he shoves his hand down his pants and it comes out with a glob of extra chunky Jiff, bailiffs won't come near him. Now he's looking at the judge in the eyes and licks his fingers clean, so the judge says "this poor man is insane, he can't go to prison", orders him to get a psychiatric evaluation and by the time the judge found out it was sandwich spread, the order was already signed and the guy had already been transferred, after six months in the puzzle factory they call him "normal" and let him loose, he'll never do a day in prison. One day I'm going to find this guy on the street and I'm going to kill him."

Snoop Dogg as Blue

  • (Snoop Dogg) "What you need, homey?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "Crack. 20 bucks' worth."
  • (Snoop Dogg) "Crack?"
  • (Snoop Dogg) "Smells like bacon in this muthafucka. What I look like, a sucka to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie."
  • (Snoop Dogg) "I told ya'll I don't work for nobody. Why the fuck are ya'll sweatin' me any mothafuckin' way?"
  • (Snoop Dogg) "Civil rights violatin' mothafuckas."

Cliff Curtis as Smiley

  • (Cliff Curtis) "You got the right to be bitch-slapped."
  • (Cliff Curtis) "Alonzo pulled off a miracle. Times are tight, he jacked up a lot of cash from Roger, he blasted the fool, that's why I never shake his hand he don't respect nothing you know what the money's for? Alonzo's a hot head, last week in Vegas some Russian starts talking shit, Alonzo just snaps beat that guy to death, turns out that Russian is a somebody, now his into the Russians for a million they gave him until tonight to pay up. his name is still on the list. Nobody thought he could get cash that quick, good thing he did because there's a crew on standby, if he doesn't turn up downtown with the money by midnight and not a minute after, he's a dead man."

Cle Shaheed Sloan as Bone

  • (Cle Shaheed Sloan) "Jake, go ahead and bounce, homey. Get up out of here. We got your back."
  • (Denzel Washington) "What?"
  • (Cle Shaheed Sloan) "It's like that."
  • (Cle Shaheed Sloan) "You got business here, Rookie?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "I'm here for Alonzo."

Noel Gugliemi as Moreno

  • (Noel Gugliemi) "So tell me something. How long have you been a pig, I mean, a police officer?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "I've been a pig for 19 months."
  • (Noel Gugliemi) "19 months? You like it?"
  • (Ethan Hawke) "I should have been a fireman."

Tom Berenger as Stan Gursky

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